The Most He Could Be Was a Poodle

Note: Two male leads, two male leads, two male leads. If you don't like it, leave, leave, leave!

[v: I'm about to meet with a business partner.]

[v: I might not be able to check my phone for a while. Have fun by yourself first, baby.]

His phone vibrated.

At the top of his WeChat list was a nickname marked with a tiny red heart.

When Si Di saw the messages, a deep smile appeared in his exquisite eyes. He tapped out a reply:

[Little Si Is Invincible: Work hard, darling. Make money to support me.]

[Little Si Is Invincible: [Kiss][Kiss]]

The little bunny stickers were so cute.

Si Di couldn't resist sending two more. When he turned his head, he met his agent's disdainful gaze.

His agent, Wu Biao, stood six-foot-three and weighed over two hundred pounds. He looked like a mafia boss, but was really an old father who handled both his life and career.

"Baby Di, you're a celebrity, for crying out loud. Aren't you embarrassed to be in an online relationship?"

Si Di curled his lips. "What celebrity? Have you ever seen a celebrity wear this?"

A Nike jacket.

19.9 yuan with free nationwide shipping from Pinduoduo.

It was only because he was handsome and well-proportioned that he managed to make knockoff goods look like the outfit of a dashing young man.

Wu Biao shot him a glare and shouted even more angrily, "Whose fault is that? If you hadn't insulted Best Actor Qin, would we have gone a year and a half without landing any work after debuting?"

Qin Wei.

The youngest actor in history to achieve a grand slam of the three major film awards.

He debuted four years ago, and his first movie swept all the major domestic awards. The xianxia drama he starred in afterward became a massive hit, winning him countless fans and propelling him to the top tier.

Rumor had it that when Best Actor Qin's debut film premiered, one raised eyebrow at the premiere gained him seven million fans overnight!

Si Di didn't care in the least. He snorted disdainfully. "What the hell is the point of being good at acting? Hachiko was a great actor too, but wasn't he still a dog? Even if Qin Wei took home a hundred Best Actor trophies, I'd still call him a dog."

Wu Biao was speechless. "What kind of grudge do you two even have? You grew up together as childhood sweethearts—"

"Pah!"

Si Di angrily cut him off. "Watch your wording!"

Childhood sweethearts who grew up together were innocent and affectionate.

Si Di and Qin Wei were fundamentally incompatible.

The two were like fire and water, fighting whenever they met.

On the day Si Di debuted, a reporter asked what he thought of Qin Wei.

Si Di gave a contemptuous smile and solemnly said to the cameras, "I don't have any opinion about dogs."

The reporters had all been dumbfounded.

That night, Si Di shot up the trending searches.

Everyone on Weibo was cursing his ancestors for eight generations.

Si Di became famous without a doubt.

It was just that other people became famous and had more work than they could handle, while he became famous and spent a full year and a half lying around at home.

Over that year and a half, Wu Biao had been pouring his own money into the company.

Before opening the company, he drove a Mercedes.

Now, whenever he went out, he scanned a shared bike, and he couldn't bear to return it until the very last second.

The bitter past was too painful to revisit. Just as Wu Biao was about to lecture Si Di, the door suddenly opened.

The skinny monkey in charge of the production said rather perfunctorily, "The eighteenth male role has already been cast. You two, stop standing around here. If you have nothing else to do, get out."

"..."

Wu Biao sighed and left helplessly.

To fight for this role, they had arrived before dawn. They had even received audition number one.

The production was clearly afraid of offending Qin Wei.

Damn it.

Si Di couldn't help cursing Qin Wei another 108 times.

The moment he stepped outside, a group of people rushed past him. They ran to the elevator and bowed and scraped before the person inside.

"Teacher Qin, your presence brightens our humble establishment!"

"You could let us know in advance next time you come. I'll have someone drive over to pick you up."

"Teacher Qin, watch your step. Don't trip."

As they spoke, the person in the elevator had already walked out.

Qin Wei was six-foot-two, standing out sharply among the crowd.

That face was indeed flawless. His proud brow bone paired with deep, narrow eyes, carrying a hint of fierceness amid their mystery.

A high nose bridge, thin lips—noble and abstinent.

Professionals had once commented that Qin Wei's features leaned cold, yet he had a pair of the gentlest, most affectionate phoenix eyes.

Like a wisp of softness amid ice.

They made people want to pull him into worldly love and desire, staining his pure white with seductive color.

But in Si Di's eyes—

No amount of nobility could conceal a dog's true nature.

At most, it only proved that he was a poodle.

Si Di rolled his eyes and started to leave.

He had only taken two steps when he heard the director say ingratiatingly, "Teacher Qin, please don't mind it. Our production didn't invite Si Di to audition. He insisted on coming himself. I've already made it clear that we won't use him."

Heh heh!

Si Di immediately laughed, deliberately raising his voice as he let out a mocking snort.

"I was wondering why the director looked so familiar. Now I finally understand—you're one of Teacher Qin's lackeys!"

"..."

The director's mouth twitched.

Si Di wasn't afraid in the slightest. He glared at Qin Wei amid the crowd, proud as a rooster that had won a battle.

Their gazes met.

There wasn't a trace of warmth in Qin Wei's cold eyes. After only a second, he looked away and continued forward on his long legs.

The instant he brushed past Si Di.

Qin Wei parted his thin lips and said flatly, "Psycho."

Si Di's eyes flew wide open!

"You're the psycho! Your whole family is—"

No, grudges shouldn't extend to family.

Uncle and Auntie were good people. He had eaten plenty of their braised pork when he was little.

Si Di was clear about grievances and gratitude, so he changed his words and continued cursing, "You're the only psycho in your family! Not only are you a psycho, you've got high blood pressure, hemiplegia, and cerebral thrombosis! You've got fungal nails that infect three people at once! Qin Wei, you dog!"

The production crew blocked him from going over.

Watching Qin Wei walk far away and turn into a room surrounded by lackeys, Si Di was so angry his lungs nearly exploded.

Damn it!

Dog Qin Wei!

Idiot Qin Wei!

With nowhere to vent the fire in his heart, Si Di got into the elevator in a huff, took out his phone, and sent a crying sticker.

[Little Si Is Invincible: Wuwuwu.]

[Little Si Is Invincible: Darling, come comfort me.]

A few seconds later, his phone vibrated.

A line of text popped up in the chat window.

[v: [Head pat][Head pat]]

[v: What's wrong, baby?]

[Little Si Is Invincible: Someone bullied me, wuwuwu.]

[Little Si Is Invincible: It's the nemesis I mentioned to you before. Basically, it's like I'm looking for a job and going to interview at a new company, but my nemesis is an executive at that company. He abused his position for personal gain, deliberately refused to hire me, and even insulted me!]

[Little Si Is Invincible: [Tears][Tears]]

An entertainer's identity was rather special.

So Si Di had never told the other person. He had always claimed to be a freelancer.

A few seconds later, his phone rang.

[v: Actually, I have a nemesis too.]