4D Was High on Enema Again

[V: He was also a neighbor I grew up with. He was extremely vicious, often spouting nasty remarks for no reason. I had always kept the relationship between our families in mind and never held it against him, hoping he would find his way back from his mistakes, but instead, he only got worse and worse, increasingly like a lunatic.]

[Little Si Invincible: So you have an idiot neighbor too.]

[Little Si Invincible: My poor darling, [hug][hug]]

[Little Si Invincible: I'll pray to heaven for you. Your idiot neighbor is sure to suffer a bloody disaster tonight!]

After venting for a while, he finally felt much better.

By the time he walked out of the building, Wu Biao had already parked the vehicle at the entrance. When he saw Si Di, he snorted irritably. "Get in!"

He looked pretty imposing.

It was just that the borrowed three-wheeler was a little shabby.

Its tires were somewhat flattened under the weight, and it bounced along as it moved.

Sitting in the back, Si Di enjoyed the jostling sensation of riding in a bridal sedan, let the wild natural wind blow over him, and opened Weibo.

Not bad.

He was trending again.

This time, the topic was rather amusing: #SiDiUsedAnEnemaAgain#

His earlier rant at Qin Wei and the director in the building had been filmed by someone from the production crew and uploaded online.

The netizens were currently engaged in a heated discussion.

[That little mouth of his just keeps yapping. If the Peashooter had even one-tenth of his ability, I wouldn't have lost to the Red-eyed Zombie.]

[I'm just wondering, why does Si Di hate Qin Wei so much? Did Qin Wei steal his crops from QQ Farm in the middle of the night, or take his parking spot in QQ Parking?]

[I seriously suspect Si Di is carrying rabies. Please, all-powerful veterinarians, hurry up and take Si Di away for dissection.]

[I just checked—Si Di actually has more than forty thousand followers on Weibo?]

[Is it the collapse of morality, or the distortion of human nature? What kind of values does it take for forty thousand people to follow a troll?]

[We're just fans of his looks... Please spare us, great masters. 4D got high on an enema again. The person himself is responsible for his own behavior; us looks fans are innocent. [tears][tears]]

They had improved.

When Si Di had trended on the day he debuted, those people had only known how to insult his parents.

Wasn't this much more interesting than simply swearing?

Si Di was reading with great gusto when his phone suddenly rang.

The caller ID flashing on the screen read: Sige Liang.

Si Di's father, Si Guohua, had been a dean of discipline for thirty-five years. With his sharp tongue, he could scold even the worst students into mending their ways.

Students came and went, but Si Guohua remained.

Thus, he earned the nickname: Sige Liang, Who Debated the Scholars with His Tongue!

The instant he saw the caller ID, Si Di seemed possessed.

A moment ago, he had been lounging as freely as Uncle Ge You. Now, his back was straight, his legs pressed together, and he wore the same smile as a hostess while gently swiping to answer the call.

"Hello, Father. What are your instructions?"

There was silence on the other end for two seconds, followed by the dean of discipline's stern voice. "Speak properly. Stop acting like some lowlife all day, so sloppy and unserious."

Si Di looked utterly innocent, but his mouth reflexively surrendered. "Yes, Dad, you're right. Did you call for something?"

"Come home for dinner tonight."

Si Guohua said it without the slightest emotion. As if afraid Si Di might misunderstand, he added, "Your mother wants you back. Figure it out yourself."

Then he hung up.

Si Di instantly relaxed.

Even if Si Guohua had not explained, Si Di would not have misunderstood.

Since childhood, Si Di had known that Si Guohua did not like him. Si Guohua liked their neighbor's son, Qin Wei.

Their two families lived next door to each other and had always been close.

Si Di and Qin Wei had also been born in the same year, one in March and one in April, so comparisons were inevitable.

Ever since he could remember, Si Di had most often heard Si Guohua praising Qin Wei.

The Qin Wei next door got a perfect score, the Qin Wei next door was named a Model Student, the Qin Wei next door got into a key high school, the Qin Wei next door was six feet two.

Fine, praise Qin Wei if he wanted to, but every time, he had to use Si Di as the comparison.

Every time he praised Qin Wei, he had to scold Si Di once.

Perhaps the root of the grudge had started then. After being compared so often, Si Di developed an instinctive hostility toward Qin Wei.

Qin Wei was a dog too. Fine, he was capable, but did he have to broadcast it to the whole world?

He was practically leaving Si Di no way to survive.

Sigh.

How much sorrow could one have? Like a river of spring water flowing east.

Si Di sighed, then reached forward and tugged at Wu Biao, who was driving. "Biaozi, didn't you say you had no money for food? My dad just called and told me to go home. Come mooch a meal at my place."

Screech!

The three-wheeler braked sharply, its tires nearly sparking from the friction.

Wu Biao twisted around, his eyes as wide as bells. "Be a human being, will you?! Last time you said you'd take me to mooch a meal, and I ended up standing in punishment with you for two hours! The weight I gained from that meal wasn't even as much as the fat I lost from standing there!"

Si Di: ...

Wu Biao dropped Si Di off downstairs in his residential complex. When he left, the three-wheeler sped off faster than a rocket.

Hah.

With skills like that, why run an agency? Wouldn't hauling passengers at the train station be better?

Si Di took a deep breath, went upstairs, and opened the door.

There were two people sitting in the living room.

One was Si Guohua, and the other—

Fuck!

Si Di's legs moved faster than his brain. The leg he had just stepped through the doorway with immediately withdrew.

He shut the door.

As long as he moved fast enough, he could stay far away from that dog of a man.