"Hey! Achill, quit sleeping in and get up!" In a guest room in Fairy Tail's backyard, Le Qi had been calling for ages, but the man on the bed kept snoring without so much as stirring. Exasperated, she lunged forward and yanked off his sheet, then kneaded his sleeping face with both hands, stretching and squashing his cheeks. Leaning right up to his ear, she shouted, "Get out of bed already, Achill!! The sun's practically roasting your butt!!!"
"Snore... snore..." Unfortunately, Achill, who wore nothing but a pair of loose boxers, remained unmoved. Once his sheet was pulled away, he merely rolled over onto his stomach. A large bubble kept swelling and shrinking at his nose, showing that he was still sound asleep. Apparently, though, the word "butt" had reached him through his dreams: after rolling over, he even remembered to reach back and give his backside a light scratch...
At that, Le Qi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Creak— Just then, someone pushed the door open from outside. A bleary-eyed Erza walked in, glanced at the fuming Le Qi beside the bed, and yawned. "Morning, Le Qi. Is big brother Nameless still asleep...?"
"..." Le Qi stared speechlessly at the endlessly yawning Erza. She really wanted to point out that it wasn't morning anymore—it was almost noon. And besides...
"You only just got up yourself, didn't you, Erza...?" Le Qi couldn't help muttering.
"Mm, that's right." Erza yawned again and said lazily, "I'm staying next door to big brother Nameless. I heard you calling him to get up, so I got up too."
"All right..." Le Qi rubbed her forehead. What a perfectly matched pair of siblings. She no longer had the energy to comment...
"Forget it. I should have known ordinary methods wouldn't wake a lazybones