You're Really a Good Person, Xiaosa

"Thump."

The sound had barely come through the speaker when Bai Zhu was already moving.

He kicked off the ground, plastered himself against the console, and gripped his sword hilt with his right hand.

Ryujin Jakka flashed from its sheath.

A streak of fire slashed down at an angle.

Crack!

Milluki's main control terminal split open on the spot.

The external signal module was severed by the blade, the decoder burst into sparks, and the words on the screen had only flashed halfway.

[Response complet...]

The rest vanished completely.

Milluki remained frozen in the pose of lunging toward the terminal.

His expression went through an astonishing range of changes.

Bai Zhu sheathed his sword, glanced down at the smoking equipment, and spoke first.

"Don't look at me."

"That thing was obviously malfunctioning just now. It wanted to answer a scam call for us."

Milluki slowly lowered his head.

His shoulders began to tremble.

His little mouth puckered, and the flesh on his cheeks started twitching faintly.

Then he suddenly threw his head up.

"Bai Zhu—!"

Bai Zhu took a step back.

"Young master, calm down. We can talk this out—"

Milluki pounced.

His little fists flew wildly.

"Pay me back!"

"Pay me back for my terminal!"

"Why did you have to cut my terminal?!"

Bai Zhu was chased around the table, taking punches as he ran.

"No, which is more important, your life or the terminal?"

Milluki's voice cracked.

"Both are important!"

"This was modified from a Dragon Quest: The Adventure of Dai thirtieth-anniversary collaboration collector's handheld!"

"It had a limited-edition serial number!"

"A limited-edition shell!"

"And there was still a hidden save file inside that I hadn't cleared!"

Bai Zhu froze for a moment.

"You turned a limited-edition handheld into a terminal?"

"What the hell do you know?! Its