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After a long dozen or so minutes.

Lu Yuan emerged from the bathroom carrying a chill with him. Perhaps because patience was a knife hanging over his head, he looked like a striped tiger that had taken human form. His gaze, movements, and steps all carried the urgency and cruelty unique to a predator—he was ready to enjoy the lavish feast that belonged to him tonight.

Li Zhikong had indeed kept his promise and was waiting obediently in the bedroom.

He had long since taken off his mask and tossed it somewhere. Only two snowy-white, tender rabbit ears remained firmly rooted atop his head. His clear eyes were like water, and half nestled beneath the covers, he looked no different from a little demon. Yet he still seemed to find it insufficient. The moment he saw Lu Yuan at the door, he immediately knelt upright and beckoned to him. "You're so slow. Hurry over here, I want you to hold me already..."

Lu Yuan closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

He stepped forward and viciously dug that death-seeking rabbit out from under the covers. Pressing his forehead against his, he restrained himself enough to bite his rosy lips once before saying in a hoarse voice, "I'm warning you, behave yourself. Don't test my patience..."

Young Master Lu truly meant well.

His current situation was like that of a lousy driver who had not even gotten his license, suddenly shoved into a top-tier sports car by the giant hand of fate. In the passenger seat sat a little demon skilled at fanning the flames, utterly fearless and constantly egging him on: Drive, drive, drive! Just drive! What's wrong with this car? It's only two wings short of being a plane! Come on, brother, floor the gas pedal! Let's fly to the peak together! Hahahaha!

This suicidal little bunny did not even wear a seat belt!

And the most terrifying part was that although Lu Yuan rationally knew that driving without a license would get him killed in minutes, he had barely any reason left. Instinct had taken over completely—he simply did not dare imagine what kind of disaster would follow!

And did things unfold just as he had expected?

Of course not!

In fact, for quite a long time afterward, Young Master Lu refused to recall what his first experience had felt like.

It was not that it had been bad...

It had been great. Incredibly great. It was just too humiliating—

No wonder this little bunny had not been afraid at all. He had not been sitting in the passenger seat. Lu Yuan had been the one sitting there all along!

When had he prepared the cuffs?!

Lu Yuan had been completely unprepared and carelessly lost the initiative. He could only watch as Little Bunny flipped him over in one motion and took matters into his own hands! That slender waist of his twisted in the most dazzling ways, while Young Master Lu, whose head was stuffed full of theoretical knowledge but whose practical experience was practically zero, suffered miserably. Little Bunny did not give him any room to perform at all!

...If Li Zhikong could read minds, he would definitely curl his lip and sneer, "You scumbag still dare act wronged? I'm the one being wronged, okay?! I'd love to let you perform. Do you think this position isn't tiring for me? The problem is that this goddamn Rabbit Spirit Bloodline is too much of a trap. I can use accessories as an excuse for the rabbit ears on my head, but what am I supposed to do about the round rabbit tail behind my butt?"

That thing grew out of his flesh!

Could he dare let Lu Yuan take the initiative? The moment Lu Yuan did, he would be completely exposed!

In short, a silver bottle shattered and water splashed; iron cavalry burst forth, blades and spears rang.

I wondered what year it was tonight in the heavenly palace...

Anyway, by the end, both of them were completely out of juice. Driver Li Jiese was clearly in slightly better shape than passenger Young Master Lu. Though exhausted, he rubbed his little belly and, infuriatingly, let out a satisfied burp. Ah, he was so full~ This round of Dual Cultivation felt like it could match a hundred sessions of Dual Cultivation by the ancestors in his inherited memories. Spiritual energy overflowed within him, and much new knowledge had been unlocked in his mind... As expected of the perfect tool he had chosen! Delicious and useful—he absolutely had to give it a thumbs-up!

In an excellent mood, he went to the bathroom for another shower.

When he returned to the bedroom, he took one look at Young Master Lu's utterly lifeless state...

Sigh, so weak.

Pathetic.

Fine, considering that Lu Yuan had still helped him earn a hundred thousand yuan, he would order something to nourish him!

He called the front desk and had the kitchen prepare a pot of kidney-nourishing virility soup, telling them to deliver it in the morning.

He even thoughtfully prepaid the bill.

Having somewhat eased the guilt in his conscience, Li Zhikong stretched lazily. He quietly unlocked the cuffs on Lu Yuan's hands, then did not linger. Tipping open the door on his toes, he ran all the way back to the guest room he had booked and went to sleep.

He slept wonderfully that night without dreaming once. When he woke the next day, birds sang and flowers bloomed outside the window, while the mountain scenery was lush and green. He felt better than ever, as if the entire world had lifted its mysterious veil for him. All five senses had become clearer, and his whole body was free of the slightest impurity, pure as glass.

Hahaha, his mood was truly radiant. After confirming once again that the rabbit ears atop his head and the rabbit tail behind his butt had both vanished, Li Zhikong got up, washed up, changed back into his own clothes, and went to the resort's buffet restaurant for breakfast.

It was worth mentioning that the clothes, shoes, mask, and even the little handcuffs he had used as his tool of the trade yesterday had all been left behind in Young Master Lu's guest room. Once those things had been used, they were done for. Keeping them around would be a huge security risk. If his brother saw them, he would not even be able to explain, and would have to find a way to dispose of them. It was better to leave them for Young Master Lu to destroy.

Full and satisfied, Li Zhikong wiped his mouth and pulled out his phone to call his brother.

"Are you up yet, dear big brother?"

"I got up early. I've already come back from my morning run... But you, kid, are being so good. You didn't sleep in?"

"I wanted to sleep in, but the body clock I developed before won't allow it! All I can say is that Heaven has wronged me!"

"Hahaha, keep talking nonsense. Where are you now? Have you eaten breakfast?"

"I have. Come find me... By the way, are we really going to keep hanging around this resort? I think it's pretty boring..."

"You ungrateful little bastard. I only chose this place because I felt sorry that you were too tired and wanted you to recuperate properly for a few days... Anyway, I'm here to accompany you. Since this place is boring, tell me where you think is fun, and your brother will risk his life to keep you company."