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"All right, enough joking around." Just as the atmosphere was about to explode, Rabbit Spirit Li Jiese suddenly burst out laughing. His expression changed faster than a page turning. Who knew which pressure point he had struck on Lu Yuan? Lu Yuan dropped at once, sprawled flat on the bed. "Look at how weak your body is, and you still won't behave. Are you really planning to die beneath a peony and remain a dashing ghost?"

Lu Yuan was pinned beneath this delicate-looking horny rabbit again, and after hearing him turn the tables and accuse him instead, he instantly understood the bitter indignation of all those dirty old men trapped in honey traps. He struggled desperately. "Who's misbehaving? You're the weak one! Let me go!"

Letting him go was impossible. Since he had pinned him down with his own ability, naturally he could do whatever he wanted with that same ability~

Thanks to the diligent efforts of their Rabbit Spirit ancestors, their race might not have excelled at much else, but when it came to trapping someone in bed and keeping them from moving, they had mastered the art to perfection—though because the gender of the Dual Cultivation partner he had chosen was a slight departure from the norm, subduing him still took quite a bit of effort.

Li Zhikong bit Young Master Lu's chin in frustration and complained in a muffled voice, "Can you stop moving around? I'm exhausted..."

Lu Yuan was so angry he laughed. "So this is somehow my fault?"

"Of course it's your fault!" Li Zhikong argued confidently. "Didn't I just want to give you a massage? I meant well! But look at how worked up you got, like I was about to force you..."

"You said you wanted to do what?" Young Master Lu could hardly believe his ears. "A massage?!"

"Yeah!" Li Zhikong smiled sweetly and blew a highly suggestive breath at him. "It's a family secret technique. It's great for the body. I'd only do it for you—if ordinary people wanted me to massage them, this young master wouldn't even bother serving them~"

"...You're sure it's good for the body?" Lu Yuan eyed his two hands suspiciously. Why do I not believe that at all?

"That's right!" Li Zhikong winked at him suggestively. "Good for the bod♂y."

Lu Yuan opened his mouth, deeply experiencing what it meant for a hero's spirit to fall short.

Men, after all, cared about their ability in that department. Young Master Lu had originally still been able to comfort himself: I'm only unable to get it up right now. If I could, then the size, the appearance, the endurance—absolutely outstanding, absolutely second to none!

But on his first experience, he had run into a cheat-level Rabbit Spirit. After a round of "competition," they called a truce and calculated their respective losses. Damn, the enemy had emerged completely unscathed, while his own side had been utterly wiped out!

If that were all, he could still hide somewhere alone and lick his wounds. Maybe after some time, he would get himself recalibrated... But the enemy simply refused to act like a decent person! He kept coming back to rub salt in the wound!

Young Master Lu's current state could only be described by one lyric: You said you felt utterly dejected, even beginning to doubt your life.

In short, he was deeply emo. He stopped struggling and lay there with dead eyes, letting the horny rabbit's hands roam all over him without even bothering to move.

...Without even bothering to move.

But his mouth disagreed! His mouth had ideas of its own!

It wasn't as if Young Master Lu had never gotten massages before—Chinese-style, Thai-style, spa treatments, steam baths... But none of them, even combined, had affected him as much as Li Zhikong's hands did.

Humans were strange. They could often endure pain, yet frequently could not withstand the most instinctive pleasure.

It felt too good, as though he were floating on clouds. His body slowly began to heat up, accompanied by a numb, tingling itch. His blood and qi stirred and gradually boiled; the discomfort that had plagued him for days vanished. Even his mind became incomparably clear, as if dark clouds had dispersed and all dust had been washed away, leaving his body and mind lucid and pure as glass.

Lu Yuan did not even realize that he had been intermittently moaning the entire time. The tone was extremely impure, enough to make anyone who did not know better think the wrong thing.

Ms. Wang had had her ear pressed to the door for quite a while. The more she listened, the more something seemed off. Her face looked like an overturned paint palette, shifting from green to purple. After gathering herself for a long time, she still could not hold back and began pounding on the door.

As she knocked, she shouted, "Son, do you want some fruit? I just had someone cut up a plate. Open the door and take it!"

Every second felt like a year.

After who knew how long, the door finally opened.

Ms. Wang kept a straight face and quickly swept her gaze around the room.

Her nose twitched as well, carefully checking whether there was any strange smell in the air.

Very good. Her son and the newly hired tutor were both fully dressed, and everything looked perfectly normal. If there was one flaw, it was that her son's previously listless complexion had suddenly become rosy and radiant, as though he had just eaten half a pound of Ginseng Fruit. His eyes were moist, the corners of his lips gentle, and his entire being seemed to ripple with a buoyant glow. The only thing missing was the words "something's fishy" framed across his face.

"Mom, can you settle down already?"

"...Fruit."

"Oh." The brat snatched the plate from her, then slammed the door shut again.

Ms. Wang: "..."

The old mother had no time to stop him, and sorrow surged through her. Bai Jinxiao had already turned their generation upside down back then. Now it was her son's turn. Lu Yuan, Lu Yuan—at least you were a playboy who had passed through countless flowers without a single leaf touching you. You had better hold on!

Unexpected Surprise~

Completely unaware that he was bearing such unrealistic expectations from his old mother, Lu Yuan casually locked the door behind him and carried the plate of fruit back.

But after only two steps, he suddenly froze in place.

Damn, why did the strawberries smell so good? Why did the honeydew smell so good too...? Unable to resist, he speared several pieces with a toothpick and put them into his mouth. He narrowed his eyes. Mmm, this was simply bliss!

But once he started eating, his stomach seemed to turn into a bottomless pit, desperately clamoring, More, more! I want more!

His nose became incredibly sensitive too. His body had been feeling unwell, and all the chaotic scents drifting up from downstairs had only irritated him... But now, saliva flooded his mouth without restraint, and his abdomen rumbled loudly. The refined young master instantly transformed into a ravenous wolf. He felt like he could eat an entire cow!

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