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With the "provisions" secured, Li Zhikong made a few more preparations while there was still time.

Then he showed up at the agreed-upon intersection on schedule and waited to meet up with that scumbag Lu.

Lu Yuan parked the car in a corner, looked left and right without seeing anyone, then pulled out his phone and tapped open Little Perverted Rabbit's number. "You're not here yet?"

"I'm here! I can already see your car," Li Zhikong said in a soft, gentle voice that sounded slightly strange. "I'm at your nine o'clock. I'll be right over~"

My nine o'clock?

Young Master Lu froze.

There really was someone there, and she was extremely eye-catching. To be fair, she was truly beautiful: waist-length hair, smooth and glossy, fluttered gently in the morning breeze. She wore a youthful navy-blue dress, revealing long, straight calves and exceptionally fair skin. A beam of light happened to fall where she stood, creating such a vibrant, lovely scene that nearly every pedestrian and driver passing through the intersection couldn't help glancing that way again and again...

How could there be such an adorable, captivating girl?

It seemed the person this girl was waiting for had arrived. Look, she was waving at a black luxury car.

Lu Yuan sounded utterly devastated. "Wait, that's you? Why are you wearing a dress?!"

"Pretty, right?" Li Zhikong smiled sweetly as he opened the car door, spun around on the spot before sitting in the passenger seat, and sent the hem of his skirt floating into a lovely arc. "Surprised?"

Surprised was putting it mildly.

Lu Yuan stared at him in a daze for a while, then slammed his forehead against the steering wheel.

Author's Note:

I've just opened pre-orders for Can a Gu Witch Run a Cafeteria? [Interstellar]. If you're interested, babies, could you visit my author page and save it? Mwah~ The blurb is below~

The vicious Gu Witch Bai Yimo transmigrated.

The original owner was beautiful and delicate, an outstanding graduate of Bride School. He had adored a certain young marshal idol and had even leased a small cafeteria at the military academy where the man studied in order to pursue him. Unfortunately, he encountered a swarm of bugs on the way to take up his post and died a horribly gruesome death.

Bai Yimo woke up from a puddle of mosaic. Are you kidding me? Me, cooking in a cafeteria?

In the interstellar era, alien insectoids invaded. Humans, animals, and plants could all be contaminated and parasitized with the slightest carelessness.

They grew tentacles, scales, flesh shells... They could lay eggs, shed skin, divide... and eventually turn into mindless monsters.

As frontline fortresses, military academies faced such horrifying sights every day.

At first, everyone bet that the pretty weakling wouldn't last three days before crying and running away.

But unexpectedly, he stayed behind happily and turned the cafeteria into a mosaic cuisine exhibition hall...

Student A: Waaaah, he cut off my armored limb and made soup with it! My blood was all over the floor! The cafeteria chef isn't human!

Student B: I only had a tiny patch of scales, but he made them grow all over my body! Then he skinned me and deep-fried them!

Student C: The cafeteria chef actually cured me, but he stewed my flesh shell! And it smelled so good!

[Viciously beautiful hellish demon-chef bottom vs. cold and ruthless national heartthrob top]

A plot-driven feel-good novel. It should be a long one, with a rather bizarre and grotesque style, so little angels, please proceed with caution. Mwah ^3^ Thank you to all the little angels who threw overlord tickets or irrigated me with nutrient fluid between 2021-08-28 00:00:57 and 2021-08-30 00:10:37~

Thank you to the little angels who gave nutrient fluid: Fleeting Years? Unfavorable, 60 bottles; Leisurely Viewing South Mountain, Wang, 5 bottles;

Thank you all so much for your support. I'll keep working hard!

Chapter 21

◎The dress was wonderful, and so was the car~◎

"Get up, get up," Li Zhikong said, deliberately covering half his mouth as he giggled coquettishly. "Why are you bowing for no reason? You're being so polite."

Lu Yuan was even more devastated. "Can you talk properly?!"

"Doesn't it sound nice?" Li Zhikong widened his eyes. Ignoring the fact that he was a boy, that expression was unbelievably adorable. "I practiced for ages!"

"Why did you practice that when you had nothing better to do?" Lu Yuan said against his conscience. "It sounds awful. It's incredibly affected."

"Fine, since you don't like it, let's compromise..." Li Zhikong cleared his throat and returned to his original bright teenage voice. "I'll talk like this in private, but if there are other people around, I'll use that fake voice from before. After all, look at me in a dress. You don't want people thinking you're some pervert with weird XP, do you?"

Young Master Lu wiped his face with a heavy heart and started the car. "So why did you insist on wearing a dress?"

"Because it's fun! Don't you think it's exciting?"

Li Zhikong had never been much of a person with principles to begin with. After waking up with the Rabbit Spirit Bloodline, his bottom line had plunged straight into an abyss—

What was wrong with dressing as a girl? He had done it countless times since childhood! Whenever the school put on any sort of performance, roles like Snow White and Sleeping Beauty were always his!

He was the obvious choice, get it? So all these years, Brother Abstinence had always claimed both the school beauty and school hunk titles. His lovely face had adorned the dreams of countless boys and girls...

The reason he had chosen to appear in women's clothing today was partly for the thrill, of course, but more importantly, for secrecy. What? Young Master Lu, whose reputation was already in tatters, was secretly meeting another pretty girl? What did him secretly meeting a pretty girl have to do with me, Li? Look carefully, I'm a man! And I've been obediently practicing driving this whole time, okay?

In short, he could put on a disguise and let loose to his heart's content. If anything went wrong, Brother Lu Yuan could take the blame himself~

Lu Yuan had no idea about this perverted rabbit's sinister intentions. Staring ahead, he snorted. "What's so exciting about wearing a dress..."

Li Zhikong wound a lock of hair twice around his index finger, bit his lip, and smiled without saying anything.

What's so exciting about it? You'll find out soon enough.

More than an hour later, Young Master Lu drove farther and farther from the city. Finally, he turned right. For the length of an entire song, theirs was the only car on the road. Green mountains and clear waters stretched along both sides, with verdant trees and blooming flowers, beautiful as a softly colored painting.

"Didn't you want to practice driving? It's quiet here. There are straight roads and curves, uphill stretches and downhill ones. Drive around a few times, and you'll naturally get the hang of it."