Beyond Godhood: My Multiverse Simulations Are Being Livestreamed!
Chapter 25

Anyway, You Already Drank It

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"I don't believe you," Qiang Wei said firmly, her tone resolute and unyielding.

"Then do you dare to bet on it?" Yun Ming shot back, a sly glint flashing in his eyes.

Qiang Wei's expression instantly darkened, her brows knitting together as though she were weighing the pros and cons.

"How about we make a deal?" Yun Ming suddenly had an idea, proposing a plan to borrow a tiger's might.

Qiang Wei stared at him coldly without saying a word, seemingly considering whether such a deal was feasible.

"If you're not interested, forget it." Yun Ming spread his hands and turned toward the water. He had noticed a speedboat moored on the left side of the shore and was about to hop aboard for a ride.

Thinking Yun Ming was about to leave, Qiang Wei immediately called after him. "You want to go? You dare leave this place?"

Yet Yun Ming ignored her threat and stepped directly onto the water, walking forward as if on solid ground.

His figure drifted lightly across the surface without splashing up even a single drop.

Even his shoes remained dry.

Qiang Wei could not help frowning, an indescribable shock rising within her.

It simply made no scientific sense. How could someone walk freely across water?

"What deal do you want to make?" Qiang Wei finally could not hold back any longer. She wanted to know what Yun Ming was really after.

Yun Ming stopped and turned back to look at her. "Information," he said flatly.

"Information?" Qiang Wei's delicate brows furrowed. "What information? Are you giving it to me, or am I giving it to you?"

"You should have seen it on the light screen. It can calculate heaven's secrets, Calculate Fate, and Plan the Future. I can do that too," Yun Ming said.

He added, "But that Dog Emperor isn't me."

His words carried open contempt and disdain for that so-called Dog Emperor.

Qiang Wei narrowed her eyes at him, as if trying to see through his heart.

"Why should I believe you? How do I know whether you're telling the truth?" Qiang Wei demanded, doubt and uncertainty evident in her voice.

"Believe it or not. Whether it's true will become clear when it comes to pass," Yun Ming said indifferently.

He did not care whether Qiang Wei believed him. He only needed to scare her.

Then he looked over Qiang Wei's proud, upright figure, a subtle smile tugging at his lips. "As for what you'll trade... hmm, I want you."

Qiang Wei had been pondering the truth and deception behind his words. When she heard that, she froze for a moment before her expression immediately darkened.

She had not expected Yun Ming to make such a demand, and an inexplicable surge of anger and humiliation rose in her heart.

"Do you think that's funny?" Qiang Wei instantly found Yun Ming's words completely unbelievable.

"I can calculate something for you first. We'll talk after it comes true," Yun Ming said with a faint smile.

"Even if it really does come true, do you think I'll agree so easily?" Qiang Wei stared at him expressionlessly. "Do you take me for some commodity to be manipulated at will?"

"Listen to me first."

Yun Ming leisurely sat down on the water. Astonishingly, not a single drop of water touched his clothes.

He watched Qiang Wei intently and said slowly, "Pick up a few stones from the ground, then throw them down."

Qiang Wei did not move. She merely watched him quietly, clearly having no intention of doing as he asked.

"If you don't want to, forget it."

Yun Ming stood up, preparing to leave.

"Wait."

Qiang Wei finally gave in. Unwillingly, she picked up several pieces of gravel from the ground and casually tossed them down.

After glancing at them a few times and studying them herself for a while, she could not make any sense of them.

"Greedy Wolf rises, Killing Shattering Wolf, Seven Killings arrives..." Yun Ming suddenly sucked in a sharp breath, as though he had seen something shocking.

"Stop pretending to be some mystic!" Qiang Wei immediately snapped.

Whether in real life or in movies, she had seen plenty of tricks from charlatans like this. How could she possibly be fooled so easily?

"Your fate is extremely inauspicious. Everyone close to you will eventually leave you one by one," Yun Ming said in a low voice. "You have the fate of the Star of Solitary Destitution. Whoever gets close to you will suffer misfortune. Forget about the deal I mentioned earlier."

With that, he walked toward the speedboat without looking back.

"Utter nonsense!" Qiang Wei's face turned livid as she gritted her teeth and cursed. "Stop putting on an act. Do you think I don't know your tricks?"

"Since you've seen through me, then let's leave it at that," Yun Ming's voice drifted over from afar.

Right afterward, the speedboat engine roared like a tractor. Yun Ming drove the speedboat around the reservoir at his leisure.

"Are you sick? It's the middle of the night!" Qiang Wei watched Yun Ming's retreating figure, fury rising in her chest.

"None of your damn business," Yun Ming's voice floated back on the wind, carefree and unruly.

"Putt-putt-putt—"

The tractor-like roar echoed across the water. It was Yun Ming's first time driving a speedboat, and he seemed to have found a brand-new toy, his eyes shining with excitement and curiosity.

However, that excitement did not last long.

Bang!

A long, powerful leg suddenly appeared, like a vicious kick on a soccer field, sending the engine and stern flying with one kick.

The entire speedboat shook violently, as though it had been caught in a storm.

Yun Ming stared at the suddenly appearing Qiang Wei in astonishment.

He looked toward the shattered hole at the stern. After a brief silence, he could not help cursing, "Are you fucking sick?"

Qiang Wei did not care in the slightest. She beckoned provocatively at Yun Ming. "Come on! Hit me!"

Enraged by her attitude, Yun Ming planted his hands on his hips and glared at her furiously. "You want a beating? Fine, I'll oblige you!"

Before he finished speaking, he stepped on the boat and pushed off hard.

Bang!

The hull instantly shattered into countless fragments that scattered in every direction.

Qiang Wei had not expected Yun Ming to be so unreasonable that he would directly smash apart the platform beneath them.

Caught off guard, she plunged into the water, countless white bubbles rising around her.

At first, Qiang Wei panicked a little, but she quickly regained her composure and rapidly floated upward.

When she saw a shoe sole floating on the surface, she immediately grabbed the other person's leg and used his strength to pull herself above water.

She was just about to mock him when she suddenly looked up and saw a sight that shook her to the core.

"You give me—"

The moment she raised her head and saw the enormous object, Qiang Wei's pupils contracted, her mind reeling.

"No!"

Zhen Zhu, beautiful as a lotus emerging from water, turned deathly pale, utterly terrified.

She instinctively dove downward.

She had chosen the absolute worst possible response.

By the time she realized it, it was already too late.

Boom!

With the sound of Space Shuttle, a massive amount of river water appeared together on the Dam Slope.

The bedraggled Qiang Wei let out a shrill scream.

"You bastard! Do you have any manners? That's disgusting! I'll fuck you—#%*%E@&"

The thought that she might have been forced to wash her face and hair with some kind of excrement made her instantly collapse inside, exploding like a lit powder keg.

Vicious curses poured endlessly from her mouth, sharp and piercing, filled with boundless rage and despair. She had clearly lost control completely.

"Do you want to go back and take a shower?" Yun Ming called loudly as he straightened his clothes. "For all you know, you already drank some."

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