Beyond Godhood: My Multiverse Simulations Are Being Livestreamed!
Chapter 28

Good Pregnancy Luck

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"Ah!"

"Enough!!!!"

Qiang Wei's scream and Lian Feng's exasperated voice rang out at the same time.

Only then did Yun Ming stop speaking, still not quite satisfied.

Nothing in this world was ever perfect. He was simply going to pick bones out of eggs and find fault with every little detail.

Lenient with himself, strict with others.

The perfect way to attack anyone.

Shameless? That was right, utterly shameless!

Though Ge Xiaolun had not lost his composure like the two women, his expression was not much better.

Lian Feng glared at Yun Ming with a livid face, her tone dripping with mockery. "You certainly know how to talk."

Yun Ming merely smiled indifferently. "I was only stating the facts."

"Bullshit!" Qiang Wei could not help cursing, clearly enraged by Yun Ming's words.

Ge Xiaolun stared at Qiang Wei in shock, as if he had never expected the goddess in his heart to say such vulgar words.

"Enough, let's not continue this." Lian Feng did not want this to go on any longer. She took a deep breath and asked seriously, "I heard from Qiang Wei that you came from an Alien Civilization. Then what is your purpose in coming to Blue Star?"

Yun Ming shot Qiang Wei a mocking glance and said disdainfully, "I just made that up. What an idiot!"

Qiang Wei: "."

"You—"

Qiang Wei's expression changed instantly, her anger unmistakable. She abruptly drew a dagger, ready to settle both superiority and life-or-death with Yun Ming.

Fortunately, Lian Feng acted in time and grabbed Qiang Wei before she completely lost control.

"I'm a Blue Star Person, a genuine human. I'm even more purebred than you!" Yun Ming casually plucked out a hair and tossed it to Lian Feng. "If you don't believe me, test it. Check the DNA."

"What exactly do you mean by that?" Qiang Wei's fury flared again. She gripped her dagger tightly, clearly recalling their conversation from last night.

Lian Feng was also rather surprised. She had not expected Yun Ming to so directly hand her a strand of hair.

She stared at the hair in her hand, filled with doubt. "Are you really from Blue Star? Then why can't we find any information about you?"

"Maybe that hair belongs to someone else." Qiang Wei sneered mockingly.

Even though Yun Ming had pulled it out right in front of them, she could still pick bones out of an egg.

"I won't allow you to draw my blood, but I can donate genetic material," Yun Ming said calmly.

The sudden remark left all three of them stunned. Even the furious Qiang Wei froze.

She stared blankly at Yun Ming, remembered what had happened last night, and her anger exploded once more. She slammed her palm onto the glass table before her, shattering it to pieces.

She snapped, "Are you trying to act like a hooligan again?"

Ge Xiaolun was also deeply displeased. Clenching his fists, he said, "You've gone too far!"

This was practically flirting with Lian Feng and Qiang Wei right in front of him!

Did Yun Ming not take him seriously at all? Did he think Ge Xiaolun did not exist?

Yun Ming spread his hands and said innocently, "I gave you hair, but you didn't believe me. Drawing blood is out because I'm afraid you'll harm me. So donating genetic material is the only option."

Ge Xiaolun looked at him speechlessly, not knowing what to say.

Lian Feng frowned slightly. "Why would we harm you? But how exactly are you going to donate genetic material? Are we supposed to send a beautiful woman to help you?"

Yun Ming smiled. "How could that be? Of course, you'd send someone to collect the sample from me. Otherwise, if I did it myself, you'd definitely suspect that I used someone else's genetic material."

"Shut up! You pervert, why don't you just die?" Qiang Wei cursed.

"Enough, enough! Stop talking, both of you!"

Lian Feng extended both hands, pressing one toward Qiang Wei and the other toward Yun Ming, signaling for them to stop.

There was no way to have a proper conversation anymore.

They could only state their purpose.

"You have to come with us." Lian Feng stared directly at Yun Ming, her tone firm and leaving no room for negotiation.

"What if I refuse?"

"You think you have a choice?" Qiang Wei stared at Yun Ming coldly.

"Hehe."

Yun Ming laughed, then suddenly launched a fierce attack at Ge Xiaolun.

Caught completely off guard, Ge Xiaolun was sent flying into the window, smashing through the glass and falling out.

"Ah!"

A scream rang out.

"Xiao Lun!"

Qiang Wei and Lian Feng's expressions changed drastically.

"Galaxy Strength, right?" Yun Ming grinned mockingly. "I know he's impressive, but you never should have brought him here."

The Tianhe Battle had not even broken out yet. Even if it had, there was nothing to fear.

Others might not know how useless Ge Xiaolun was, but how could he, a transmigrator, not know?

Right now, Ge Xiaolun had nothing but defensive power. What else did he have?

No willpower, no vigilance, no shrewdness, no combat experience—nothing at all, only a cowardly heart.

See? Yun Ming had attacked suddenly, and Ge Xiaolun had possessed neither awareness nor defense.

Yun Ming knew he definitely could not break through Ge Xiaolun's defenses, but briefly removing him from the battlefield was still easy enough.

The angels had not arrived yet, and Ge Xiaolun did not have wings. Falling straight down from dozens of floors up would at least cost him a layer of skin.

I wonder whether Keisha will hold this against me, Yun Ming thought.

In a sense, Galaxy Strength was practically Keisha's half-son.

With a swish, Qiang Wei gripped her gleaming dagger and charged at Yun Ming like a fierce leopard.

Yun Ming, however, moved like a nimble swallow. In an instant, he glided before Lian Feng and casually struck her pressure point.

Qiang Wei's expression changed sharply at the sight, and a flash of panic crossed her eyes.

She clenched her dagger and shouted, "Let go of Aunt Lian Feng!"

Yun Ming paid her no mind and laughed heartily. He pulled Lian Feng into his arms and struck the hotel window with a fierce palm.

A thunderous boom erupted as surging air currents swept forward like raging winds and crashing waves.

The glass shattered instantly, and even the wall was blasted apart.

Yun Ming leaped out the window and landed lightly and steadily on the glass window of the building across from them.

Like Spider-Man from Marvel, his feet clung firmly to the glass.

A true master of lightness skill could stand atop branches and leaves. With Yun Ming's cultivation, this was naturally child's play.

Qiang Wei watched helplessly as Yun Ming carried Lian Feng away, fury blazing in her eyes. She roared, "Release Aunt Lian Feng, or I'll never let you go!"

She had no wings and knew no lightness skill. She could only calculate the positions of wormholes and use them for aerial combat.

Yun Ming paid no heed to Qiang Wei's threat. He laughed and kissed Lian Feng's fair cheek.

Lian Feng stared at Yun Ming in shock, clearly not expecting him to be so shameless.

But her pressure point had been sealed, leaving her unable to move. She could only let him do as he pleased.

"You bastard, release Aunt Lian Feng!" Qiang Wei's voice came from above as she swung her dagger downward.

Yun Ming easily sprang away, stepped through the air once, and landed steadily on another hotel window.

Using his lightness skill, he ran sideways along the wall toward the city.

He had no intention of tangling with Qiang Wei. Carrying Lian Feng, he simply fled.

To him, this was practically a gift from heaven.

"Stop!"

Qiang Wei's eyes were wide with rage. She frantically calculated wormhole positions, trying to use wormhole travel to catch Yun Ming.

But the city's towering buildings were like a dense forest, intricate and tangled. Her wormhole travel simply could not compare to Yun Ming's agile lightness skill.

In only a few moments, Yun Ming's figure vanished like a ghost without a trace.

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