This Kid Was Actually More Handsome Than Me-He Had a Death Wish

On the vast ocean, finding a specific person, especially a nomadic pirate, even if that person is the famous Jack Sparrow, is an extremely difficult task.

Xiao Feng brought Russell a lot of intelligence. Apart from some news that was very much in line with Captain Jack Jack's style but was of little use, such as "Jack owes money to prostitutes," "Jack has been arrested and imprisoned," "Jack is dead," and "Jack owes money to prostitutes again," the rest of the intelligence was about the ports where Jack had stayed.

However, most of this intelligence was outdated, some dating back three years, and was of no use in determining Jack's location.

News at sea is often a mix of truth and falsehood, especially given human nature's love of gossip, which leads to a proliferation of rumors and hearsay. In the movie, Jack's repeated success in finding his targets stems from his magical compass, while Russell...

Russell does indeed possess a compass, a device that focuses solely on a single goal throughout his life. While seemingly useless, its power is actually overpowered, making its use on Jack a waste. Even if Russell were to use it, he would likely do so within the Marvel Universe or the world of the Main God Space, worlds he frequents, ensuring the compass wouldn't become a disposable item.

Russell waited in Singapore for a week, during which time he successfully joined Xiao Feng's pirate crew, replacing Tai Huang as the second-in-command. A newcomer becoming the second-in- Xiao Feng right after joining the crew naturally attracted various resentments. Envious pirates demanded a duel with Russell, vowing to risk their lives to reclaim their honor.

This incident caused a great uproar, and the pirates were outraged. Even Xiao Feng and Tai Huang, working together, couldn't suppress it. After obtaining Russell's consent, the pirates were allowed to choose their ten strongest men as representatives to fight Russell to the death. The one who survived would become the second-in-command of the pirate crew.

The grand duel took place in Singapore. Russell had no interest in showing off. In full view of everyone, he drew his Adamantium Blade and cleaved ten skilled pirates in two, knife and all. With the bloodiest means, he solidified his position with lightning speed.

As everyone knows, anyone who can take on ten people at once is the strongest of the strong. Whether in the boxing ring or the foot massage parlor, they will be regarded as a god and gain spontaneous support from the masses.

Russell smoothly became the second-in-command of the pirate crew, holding the position of strategist. It wasn't unusual for a Chinese pirate crew to have a strategist. As for the position of first mate, it remained with Tai Huang. Russell didn't understand naval navigation, so this was the only way to resolve the issue of his status.

"My lord, breaking news!"

Tai Huang entered Russell's room, looking travel-worn, and said in a hurried voice, "We found a pirate who claims to be a crew member of Jack Sparrow. According to him, Jack was hunted by David Jones and died in the jaws of the Norway, and the Black Pearl was dragged to the bottom of the sea."

Russell: "..."

"There's even worse news..." Tai Huang swallowed hard, his voice filled with fear. "The East India Company is running rampant at sea, hunting down pirates on a massive scale. I don't know what got into David Jones, but he's partnered with the East India Company to relentlessly hunt down pirates at sea. Many long-established pirates have fallen victim to this."

Russell: "..."

These two pieces of news allowed Russell to quickly determine the current timeline: the second part of the story was coming to an end, and a great naval battle between the East India Company and the pirates was about to break out.

He did not doubt the authenticity of the intelligence. If Jack's being swallowed was not a fact, then the crew member must be a prophet.

Russell didn't care about the East India Company or David Jones; all he knew was that his target, Captain Jack, was trapped in David Jones's prison, practically dead. To trigger the lottery, he either had to go to the prison to find Jack or wait for someone to rescue Jack.

"You may leave!" Russell waved his hand and ordered, "Have someone continue to gather intelligence, and also have Xiao Feng prepare a boat to go to the Demon Prison."

Tai Huang was shocked. "Sir, the Demon Prison you mentioned, could it be David Jones' Demon Prison?"

"Otherwise what?"

Tai Huang knelt on one knee, trembling with fear, and said, "Please reconsider, my lord. The Demon Prison is not a prison on earth; it is in another world, a world that, according to legend, can only be visited by the dead. You are a person of great importance and nobility; you cannot take this risk. If something goes wrong... I have spoken out of turn, but my lord must not take the risk."

Russell glanced at Tai Huang: "I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you in such a hurry? It's not me going, it's you going!"

Tai Huang: "..."

Tai Huang left the house looking completely bewildered. His legs were wobbling as he walked, and his eyes looked weary and tired. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought he had encountered something terrible inside.

Russell sat in his armchair, leisurely sipping his tea, while twin maids stood behind him massaging his shoulders. He turned the chart to the 'Land of Death' and began to recall the events of that period; it seemed a group of capable people had gone back to bring Jack out.

"When will those people come looking for Xiao Feng? I hope they don't keep me waiting too long. It would be best if they showed up now..." Russell picked up his teacup, the sweet aroma stimulating his taste buds. He had a nautical chart in his hand, so he could just wait and see.

"Knock knock knock!"

A loud knock sounded, and a pirate wearing a straw hat strode in. "Sir, Captain Xiao Feng has sent me to retrieve the nautical charts and asks you to come to the Sea Queen to see him. The captain has something to discuss with you."

Russell paused slightly in his teacup, then asked with a smile, "Is that what Xiao Feng told you?"

"Yes."

"So, this is the captain's order?"

"Yes."

"Hehehe..."

Russell chuckled softly, and the twins standing behind him laughed as well, leaving the pirate somewhat flustered, unsure of what he had said wrong.

"Boy, judging from your accent, you're not a local. Take off your hat and let me see who you are." As soon as she finished speaking, the twin sisters, Lian and Park, drew their daggers from their waists, walked around the table on either side, and approached the pirate.

The pirate shuddered, realizing he had been exposed, but he had already disarmed himself before entering the room. Fighting two beautiful women wielding daggers with his bare hands was extremely dangerous... but wait, it wasn't so bad!

With two delicate maids and a strategist who relied on his intellect, the pirate felt confident that he could take on three opponents at once. He glanced intently at the nautical chart on the table and began to fight the twin sisters head-on.

Lian and Pu are Xiao Feng's bodyguards. Of course, they are not weak women who can become the bodyguards of the Pirate King. Any one of them is no less skilled than Tai Huang. With their combined attack techniques, they have never lost a two-on-one situation.

The pirate was quite skilled, fighting two women single-handedly with nothing to his name, and for a time he held his own. But two fists can't fight four hands, and he also had to dodge sharp daggers. Defeat and death were only a matter of time. In addition, the clanging and banging of the fighting attracted the guards outside. If nothing unexpected happened, he would most likely be dead.

"Bang!"

The pirate was kicked away by the two women, falling onto a chair. His hat fell off, revealing a classic European face. His deep-set features were sharply defined, exceptionally handsome, with a resolute and courageous air about him – what is commonly known as a handsome man.

Russell's expression darkened. This kid was actually more handsome than him; he was asking for trouble!

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"William Turner ..." Russell murmured the name. According to European custom, the name is shortened to 'Will Turner,' the blacksmith who appears throughout the trilogy, second only to Captain Jack as the second male lead.

A series of hurried footsteps approached the door, and the menacing pirates blocked the entrance. A dozen or so men rushed into the house and surrounded Turner.

"Sir, are you alright?"

"Who the hell is this guy?"

"Kill him!"

"No, he should be arrested and tortured to death."

With his hands empty and unable to use his exquisite swordsmanship, Turner surrendered wholeheartedly to a group of vicious pirates. "I request Pare's right. According to the Pirate Code, I demand to see Captain Xiao Feng. You cannot kill me until I see him."

The surrounding pirates burst into loud, sinister laughter. "Hahaha, he's talking about Pirate Code! Talking about Pirate Code with a bunch of pirates!"

"To hell with the law, and to hell with you too!"

"Hahaha..."

"Wait a moment!"

Russell suddenly spoke up, and everyone fell silent instantly. The whole room became quiet. He held his teacup without looking up. "As pirates, we must abide by the Pirate Code. If even you scum don't abide by it, who will? Have Xiao Feng come over and tell him that someone wants to see him in my room."

"Yes, sir!"

The pirates sheathed their swords, bound Turner into a caterpillar, and obediently left the room. A moment later, Howling Xiao Feng, panting heavily, came rushing in, first kicking Turner hard, then kneeling on one knee before Russell: "My lord, I am terrified, I have frightened you."

Turner, lying on the ground, gaped, his size 43 shoe print on his face expanding to size 50 due to shock.

Xiao Feng actually knelt down! Isn't this his pirate crew? But why isn't the Pirate King captain the leader, and instead the strategist is?

Does this mean that in the Chinese world, two is bigger than one?

What's the logic behind this?

"Xiao Feng, a group of guests may be coming soon. Remember to let me know when they arrive."

"Understood!" Xiao Feng pointed at Turner on the ground. "Sir, what should we do with this petty thief?"

"Take him to the bathhouse and treat him well. Don't let anyone underestimate our hospitality."

Xiao Feng's lips curled up. "My lord, I understand."