Deadpool: My Name Is Hugh Jackman

Venom is very Russell's identity. Why would someone who shouldn't exist appear in Spider-Man's independent world? How did he get in? What is his purpose in coming here?

Speaking of curiosity, Russell was no exception.

Venom appeared ahead of time, insisting that he was not a native, and most incredibly, this guy had a Wolverine poster.

More than Venom, Russell was curious about who was possessed by Venom. Previous conversations suggested that the person knew everything about the Spider-Man world, and even more.

All of this suggests that the other party is most likely involved in the World Quest!

"Buddy, I've revealed my identity. Now it's your turn. Let me crack open your skull and see who you are." Venom, with its Venom sprouting from its large mouth, stepped forward and walked towards Russell.

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud—

Russell unleashed a barrage of fire from two M1911s, then, having emptied his magazine, looked at Venom, riddled with bullet holes, and smiled slightly, "Beat me, and I'll tell you, but first... you'll have to catch up with me."

After saying that, Russell rushed out the window, grabbed the window frame, flipped upwards, and with a few quick steps, leaped onto the roof. Then, in a series of swift movements, he jumped onto a distant building and disappeared into the night.

He was quite satisfied with the temporary shelter the system had arranged for him. It faced the sunlight and was backed by darkness, a very thoughtful design. He couldn't let Venom destroy it.

"Wow! If you catch me, let me... Hehehe, I love this game."

Venom ripped his robes to shreds, the bullet holes healing completely. He chewed on his gaping maw and spat out the Negasonic Teenage Warhead. He charged wildly out of the window, his claws scaling the walls. His powerful leaps allowed him to move at speeds comparable to flight, as he chased after the direction Russell had disappeared in.

The two sped along, carried by the gale, flashing and leaping across rooftops like two whistling cannonballs, moving at incredible speed.

Boom!

Two minutes later, Russell stopped in a park that was closed for the night. Not long after he stopped, Venom rushed towards him.

"Hahaha!"

Venom clasped his hands together and slammed his massive body down with tremendous force, launching the first attack amidst a grotesque laugh.

Russell shifted his feet slightly, and the instant the Venom fell, he abruptly retreated, dodging the bombing attack.

With a deafening roar, the park's ground was blasted into a large crater by the explosive force. Venom grinned, looking ahead, and stuck out its long tongue at Russell.

Bang!

Russell bent his knees and pulled back his arm, delivering a powerful punch that slammed into Venom's cheek.

In slow motion, Venom's features are distorted, half of his face is sunken in, and a few mischievous fangs fly out as he howls as Russell knocks him down with a single punch.

"Too many unnecessary movements!" Russell sneered, spitting a mouthful of saliva crackling with Electric Arc onto Venom's chest, sending shivers down his spine.

As Russell strode over, Venom raised his hand to block him. "Don't fight yet, I have something to say."

Russell stopped, tilted his head slightly, and wanted to hear what the other person had to say.

"They actually slapped my handsome face, it must be jealousy." Venom muttered to himself, rubbing his face a few times until his face returned to its grotesque state after a failed plastic surgery, before finally getting up from the ground.

"Listen, Electric Boy, you're pretty good. So, what I'm trying to say is..."

He took two deep breaths, paused for a moment, his face contorted with rage, and then raised the middle finger at Russell.

"Fcuk you!!"

"..."

Russell remained silent with a cold expression, raised his hand, grabbed Venom's raised middle finger, snapped it off with a crack, and then kicked Venom in the chest.

The kick sank directly into Venom's chest. Caught off guard, Russell was grabbed by the arm, swung around in the air, and slammed hard into Venom.

Boom!

There was a slight tremor, and a large 'wood'-shaped pit was sunken into the ground. Russell stood up from the ground with a black line on his face, and saw Venom's big face approaching.

"Hehehe, the way you're lying down is making me a little tempted, name your price!"

Russell landed a hook punch on Venom's chin, the fist denting and then violently discharging electricity. The intense heat caused Venom to scream in agony and hastily retreat from the danger zone.

With two Desert Eagle in hand, Russell rushed to Venom and fired repeatedly at his forehead. A dense hail of blue bullets swept down, each one hitting the gaping, snarling maw.

Bang!

A high-intensity Mana Bullet exploded, the Magic Power impact splattering Venom's face and blasting him away, sending him tumbling 3,600 degrees in the air before he landed face-first, completely disoriented.

"Huh? Who am I? Where am I?"

Venom scrambled to his feet, shaking his head, and slapped his face hard with his large hands. As if remembering something, he roared angrily, "How could you... how could you spit it all in my mouth! No way, you have to make me spit it back!"

The damage caused by the Mana Bullet was far less than expected!

Russell raised an eyebrow. It seemed that Venom had strong magic resistance. Although it was not magic immune, ordinary magic attacks were like scratching an itch to it, and were not as powerful as the lightning strikes.

With that thought, Russell shoved the two pistols behind his back and put them back into his Space Ring.

"Wait, this isn't scientific! Where did your gun go? Is your butt connected to another dimension? That's so cool, I want to learn that move!!" Venom exclaimed repeatedly, covering his face, rambling on and on as if he weren't in battle at all. "Okay, actually I know that move too. The visual effect is super stunning, way cooler than yours."

Venom's gaping maw widened like a snake's kiss, and it reached in with both arms, panting and groaning before pulling out two small pistols.

"So, seeing my enormous size, so huge it's savage, so ridiculously huge, so unfairly huge, did you wet your pants in fear?"

"..."

"But don't worry, they are super gentle and polite, very skilled at doing things, and only discipline disobedient naughty children!"

"Cut!"

Russell scoffed dismissively. "Put your USB drives away, don't embarrass yourself. Their only function is for connecting devices, nothing more."

Compared to the Venom's size, these two Desert Eagles appear somewhat small and hardly qualify as large guns. Even though they use.50AE ammunition, they are the most powerful model in the Desert Eagle family.

"Bullshit, they can communicate!"

Venom, Venom fired at Russell. It's hard to imagine how his large hands could be so nimble as to pull the trigger.

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud—

Russell drew his Adamantium Blade, swirling it in front of him to create a screen of light, deflecting every single bullet without missing a single one.

"Siht!!"

Venom was stunned for two seconds upon seeing this, then jumped up in a fit of rage. "You plagiarist, you've infringed on my copyright!"

Russell was completely confused. Then he saw Venom put the two Desert Eagle back into his mouth and then pull out two longswords that were the same style as his.

"Come on, shoot me! Let me show you what it means to cut a bullet with a knife."

Listening to Venom's shouts, Russell fell into deep thought. Dual swords, dual guns, constantly spouting dirty jokes, plus the occasional off-script lines, the identity of this Silly Bird possessed by Venom was quite obvious.

"You're Deadpool, Wade Wilson!"

Venom spat on the ground. "Pah, who's that? I'm Hugh Jack!"

"It really was you."

"I'm not!"

No, you are.

"I'm not!"

"You..."

"I won't listen! I won't listen!"

"..."

Russell stopped talking and continued, saying that Deadpool could spend the whole day with him without getting bored.

Crackle!

The Adamantium Blade crackled with Electric Arc as Russell charged forward, knife in hand, intending to peel Venom off Deadpool first.