The Strong Always Make Their Entrance Last

Deadpool's sudden seriousness struck Russell as absurd. He frowned, as if struck by a thought, and manipulated the rain to pelt Deadpool, sending him tumbling off the roof.

Ten seconds later, Deadpool struggled to climb up, angrily demanding, "Flower Q, why did you suddenly attack me?"

Russell frowned deeply. "How is it? Has the fever gone down?"

"..."

Deadpool sighed silently, flipped over and sat on the edge of the rooftop, swinging his legs in the air. "Russell, you know what? A few days ago, I picked up all those business cards you threw away."

"And then, you called?"

Russell asked the question, but he already knew the answer in his heart. Those models like to talk about money with poor people and about feelings with rich people. Deadpool is ugly and has no money, so he must have been rejected.

"Yes, I called them, but they ignored me."

Just as I expected!

Russell nodded. "It's normal that they're ignoring you. After all, they're a group of girls striving for their dreams, and you can't fulfill their dreams."

"Yes, their dreams are too expensive, they actually asked for 2000 US dollars..."

Deadpool sighed, "Sigh, I still prefer young people who struggle for $50! Being practical, honest, down-to-earth, and having the right attitude—they'll succeed sooner or later!"

Russell rolled his eyes and fast-forwarded to the end of the conversation. "After all that, what exactly do you mean?"

"This world is too boring. I'm going to the next world to recruit a new team member. If it's him, he'll definitely be better than Parker." With that, Deadpool coldly added, "Parker is a thing of the past. I hope he falls into Mary Jane's pit and never gets out."

"After all that nonsense, it's all because I got dumped."

"No, it was me who shook off Parker."

"Stop lying, you simp..."

The two turned and disappeared into the night, planning to wait for Deadpool to return home, retrieve his dual swords and dual pistols, and then head to the New World to recruit members.

Meanwhile, the careless Parker was given a new lease on life. He returned home naked, changed his clothes, and rushed to Mary Jane's apartment building.

Without Venom, Parker regressed to a pathetic state, timidly hesitant to go upstairs. Finally mustering his courage, he discovered his shoes were unpolished and decided to go home and get some sleep, planning to apologize the next day in top form.

In fact, even if Parker mustered the courage, no one would open the door for him, because Mary Jane wasn't home.

Don't get me wrong, Mary Jane didn't date a new boyfriend. She triggered the female protagonist's side quest. Just like how the male protagonist will definitely get a divine skill manual when he jumps off a cliff, the female protagonist will definitely be kidnapped by the villain.

A year ago, Mary Jane was kidnapped by the Green Goblin; a while ago, she was kidnapped by Doctor Octopus; now the situation has improved slightly, and the villains who kidnapped her have become two: Sandman Venom Eddie.

Therefore, being a superhero's girlfriend is no easy task. Besides having a strong physique, you also need a very strong heart. Otherwise, you'll either die at the hands of the superhero or be scared to death by the thrilling and exciting daily life.

In the two-story building, Deadpool squatted in the bathroom, saying that before leaving, he wanted to leave a little memory for the world, and then he started to grunt and groan as he struggled with the toilet.

Russell could hear Deadpool's noise attacks even through several walls. Utterly speechless, he turned on the TV and turned up the volume to combat Deadpool's mental pollution.

"Viewers, welcome to New York City news. Our reporters are providing ongoing coverage of the hostage situation. Now, let's switch the camera to the scene..."

"Welcome to our live broadcast. A woman has been taken hostage and is being held in a taxi, suspended in mid-air from an 80-story building, resembling a giant spider web."

"All police rescue operations were thwarted by Sandman. In addition, a strange Men in Black was involved. At first, we thought he was Spider-Man in a black suit, but it has now been confirmed that he is a completely different person..."

"Good eye!"

Russell watched the television screen and nodded to himself. Reporters were indeed all highly skilled. For example, this one on the scene had Hawkeye- like eye; even from 80 stories high, he could tell Mary Jane was a woman.

Only Parker was blind to her true nature, mistaking her for the girl next door!

"Wade, are you full? If you are, come out quickly."

Clang!

Something seemed to have fallen in the bathroom. A moment later, Deadpool came running over with toilet paper in one hand, a toilet brush in the other, and his pants hanging on his ankles.

"Russell, what is it?"

Thud! Thud!

Without saying a word, Russell drew his Desert Eagle and fired two shots, hitting Big Wade and Little Wade. Instantly, he felt clear-headed and joyful.

Thirty seconds later, Wade recovered. Perhaps due to the severe blow to his brain, he selectively chose to forget, not remembering that Russell had shot him. He hurriedly asked, "What's wrong, man? What happened?"

Russell pointed to the television screen, where Venom arrogantly wrote a message on a large black web: Spider-Man, come and stop us if you dare!

"I thought something had happened. I've seen this plot before. Parker gets beaten up in a 1v2 situation, and then his best buddy... no, his little brother Harry comes along and together they defeat the Sandman and the lousy reporter."

Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "Trust me, Parker can handle them. That's all, I'm going back to poop."

"Wade, have you forgotten something?"

"What?"

"Venom is something you brought from another world. It has attached itself to both you and Parker, and its power is far greater than in the original story. How can Parker handle it?"

"Damn it! Parker's going to be smashed to pieces..."

Upon hearing this, Deadpool cursed, pulled up his pants, and said in a deep voice, "Russell, it's time for our X-Force to step in!"

"..."

"What's wrong now?"

Did you wipe your butt?

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"Hahaha, buddy, you're kidding, right? Who... who the hell doesn't wipe their butt after using the toilet?!"

Bang!

On the 80-story-high black spider web, Mary Jane sat anxiously in a hovering taxi. She saw Venom's challenge to Spider-Man, but she didn't know if Parker would come, because it seemed like the two were completely done for.

At this moment, the crowd on the ground cheered and applauded, welcoming the New York hero Spider-Man who came swinging on his Silk. Every time Spider-Man could defeat a strong enemy, the citizens believed that this time would be no exception.

Parker swung on the Silk several times, leaping into the air onto the black web, where he and Mary Jane inside the car gazed deeply into each other's eyes.

The sense of security Parker provided captivated Mary Jane, who longed to reconcile with him and become his girlfriend again. However, upon thinking of the powerful villainous duo, she hurriedly exclaimed, "Parker, this is a conspiracy; they want to kill you."

"I know, I'll rescue you right away..."

Bang!

Venom descended from the sky, kicking Parker away. The two fought in mid-air, and Parker was beaten senseless by the punches and kicks, completely helpless.

"Hahaha, Parker, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Venom's hideous face dissipated, revealing Eddie's murderous face.

After saying this, Venom launched several more attacks, knocking Parker down from the sky and throwing him to the waiting Sandman.

The villains' mixed doubles attack was too much for Parker; he couldn't beat either of them and was utterly humiliated.

In the original story, Parker asked his good friend Harry for help, and although Harry verbally refused, he still came over.

This time was different. Having experienced Venom's unparalleled power boost, Parker knew that calling anyone would be suicide, even the strongest superhero he had ever seen, Russell, would just be easy prey.

Parker knew that Venom and Sandman were the trouble he had caused, and the honest man didn't want to drag others down with him, so he chose to go to the meeting alone.

This is his mission; he will not run away, nor has he ever thought of running away!

Having probably grown tired of tormenting him, Parker's weakness caused the two villains to gradually lose interest in torturing him. Venom, in front of the live television broadcast, trapped Parker on a steel beam, where the gigantic Sandman would pound him down with his fists.

Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud—

Under the Sandman's rhythmic pounding, Parker gradually couldn't hold on any longer; his clenched fists loosened and fell limply to his sides.

On the ground, New York Yorkers were heavy-hearted, and some children who idolized Spider-Man cried. The television station couldn't bear to broadcast such a cruel scene live; the camera switched to the presenter, whose face showed sorrow.

"It's unbelievable, today is a sad day for New York, we may lose our good neighbor."

Bang!

A Pumpkin Bomb exploded in the Sandman's face, engulfing most of his head in flames. Despite being an elemental being, he couldn't help but roar in a muffled voice.

The Green Goblin Skateboard sped towards them. Harry's face was cold. He hadn't forgiven Parker, never had. After being disfigured, he hated Parker even more.

The reason I came here was not to save Parker, but because I didn't want to see Parker killed by someone else, since Spider-Man could only die at his hands.

Harry: Yes, that's right, I hate him!

In a nearby building, Deadpool listened to the cheers of the crowd, picked his ear, and said disdainfully, "Russell, I suspect Green Goblin did it on purpose."

"What's the meaning?"

"Actually, that guy arrived a long time ago, but he kept hiding from showing himself so that Parker would get punched a few more times," Deadpool said bitterly. He felt like his heart was breaking when he saw Parker get beaten up.

Russell paused for a moment, then slowly said, "Aren't we the same?"

"We are different!"

Deadpool shouted, "As the strongest superhero team, we X-Force deserve to be the last to appear! This is the treatment of the strong, an honor! Do you understand honor?"

Don't know!

Russell fastened his visor and said in a muffled voice, "Don't explain. You're just waiting for Harry to go first so that Parker can win back his lost friendship."

Deadpool: "..."

"Wade, it's an honor for Parker to know you!"

"This, this, hehe, you're praising me like that..." Deadpool put his feet together, pointed a finger at his chin, turned his head to the side, and said coyly, "You know it, just don't say it next time, I'll get shy."

Russell subconsciously ignored Deadpool's Silly Bird lines and leaned over to look at the battlefield. Harry joined the fight and, with the help of the Green Goblin's various gadgets, his fighting power was quite impressive.

Although he rarely appeared on screen, he surprisingly had excellent chemistry with Parker. Their combined efforts were far more than just 1 plus 1 equals 2; they were at least 2.5. After a series of maneuvers, the two...

He was utterly defeated by Venom alone!

"Wade, it's our turn to step in."

Deadpool was smug; he had been waiting for this day for a long time. "Of course, my twin blades are itching for action. I'm going to make a heroic entrance in front of the TV cameras."

"How are you planning to make your entrance? It's a bit high up here!"

"No big deal, I've got experience with this kind of situation. I'll just jump." Deadpool patted his chest confidently. It's only 50 stories high; he never takes it seriously.

"That's just your experience of jumping off a building!" Russell was speechless. What kind of experience was that?

"Trust me, when you're about a meter off the ground, jump with your left foot on top of your right foot, and you'll be fine."

"..."

Russell stared at Deadpool without saying a word; a cold wind blew by, making the scene somewhat awkward.

"Wade, are you sure it's okay to jump right in?"

"Of course, we can't fly... Wait, what are you going to do?"

"Ah..."

Russell retracted his kick, a pair of Wings of Light unfurled behind him, and coldly swept the battlefield before swooping down. "Haven't shown off in a while, I wonder if this skill has gotten rusty..."

Here's an extra 3000 words for the leader's post, "I've come to see the official version again." Also, please vote for me, any kind of vote is fine!