In the Name of the Son of Demons

Boston!

Located on the Atlantic Ocean coast in the northeastern America, Massachusetts is the capital and largest city of the state.

Deadpool pushed open the door and entered. It was a church under renovation, with scaffolding everywhere and plastic sheeting covering the dust. Russell, looking completely bewildered, followed him in. After Deadpool closed the door, he reopened it.

There was nothing there, just an ordinary street scene at night, no longer the glitz and glamour of New York.

"Wade, how did you do that?"

Russell knew that Deadpool could break the Fourth Wall, gain the ability to enter other worlds, and even choke a comic book editor and threaten them with a knife, but he had no clue about the specific details.

In the second Deadpool movie, some explanations were given for Deadpool's time travel ability. He stole Cable's time watch and went back in time to save his girlfriend.

But in the post-credits scene, Deadpool not only travels through time, he also enters other worlds and breaks the Fourth Wall, killing the Canadian who was preparing to play Green Lantern.

That is, himself!

When preparing for his time travel, Russell was completely focused on watching the details of Deadpool's journey into other worlds.

As it turned out, this guy's transmigration was even more perfunctory than his system's. At least the system would make him see black, and Deadpool just randomly picked a door on the street, pushed it open, and entered another world.

"Traveling between worlds is as easy for me as eating and drinking; there's nothing to explain." It was rare for Deadpool to show off in front of Russell, and he appeared extremely arrogant.

"One hundred thousand dollars!"

"Become..."

Deadpool was about to agree readily when he suddenly remembered that Russell was not short of money. He coughed lightly and said, "Buddy, the principle of time travel is very complicated. It's hard to explain with just 100,000 dollars. How about this, I won't take advantage of you. 200,000 dollars, no bargaining. The money I borrowed from you at the casino last time will be wiped clean."

Russell snorted twice, "Fifty thousand US dollars!"

"Wait, did you quote the wrong price?"

"Twenty thousand US dollars!"

"Stop, don't keep reporting, 20,000 is already very high." Deadpool quickly called for a halt when he realized Russell wasn't buying it.

"Now tell me, how did you do it?"

Deadpool snorted twice, displeased with Russell's stingy behavior. "You should ask that Silly Bird cartoonist who can't draw leg proportions well. He set it up so I could do it, and I did it."

"So what?"

Deadpool shrugged. "So I don't know either!"

"..."

Russell paused for a moment, then drew his Adamantium Blade from his back. "Show me your weapon! You know nothing and you dare to ask for two hundred thousand dollars? I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep at night if I don't slice you into pieces."

"Dude, I was just kidding. With our friendship, how could I possibly swindle you out of two hundred thousand dollars?" Deadpool took two steps back, knocking over a Cross statue against the wall. He quickly straightened it and pointed at Jesus on it. "Russell, this is a church. Put your knife away right now. Your boss is watching you."

"He is not my boss."

Russell closed in step by step, cornering Deadpool with no way to escape.

Just as the two Silly Bird were having a great time entertaining themselves, an elusive voice suddenly rang out from a corner of the church.

"Get out! This is the devil's territory!"

"I am the messenger of the devil, and in the name of the Son of Demons, I command you to leave my territory!"

"..."X2

Russell blinked and looked at Deadpool: "Teleportation, he's Nightcrawler!?"

"That's right!"

"Why here? I thought you would take me directly to the Academy for Gifted Youngsters."

"Because we are adults and past the optimal age for school enrollment, the bald guy won't like us."

Speak like a human being!

"Okay, we're not Mutants, we won't be welcome there, so we might as well..."

"Etc!"

Russell interrupted Deadpool, asking in confusion, "Aren't you Mutants? I remember you were an X-Men for a while."

Deadpool shrugged, looking aggrieved. "They discriminate against me because I'm Mutants created by humans."

"Get out! This is the devil's territory!"

"I am the messenger of the devil, in the name of the Son of Demons..."

Nightcrawler's deep dialogue was interrupted during the conversation, but it didn't stop Russell and Deadpool from continuing their exchange, "Wade, are you afraid that Professor X will read your memories, then he'll be brain dead, and you'll be hunted down by the X-Men?"

"How could that be? That's a scene from 'Deadpool Carnage the Marvel Universe,' it won't work here."

Russell remained unconvinced, because the Deadpool Silly Bird knew had a limited brain capacity and a short-sighted perspective. After a moment of staring at each other, Deadpool raised his hand and said honestly, "Okay, I admit it. I can travel between worlds and enter the story, but I occasionally have a little error in controlling the timeline."

"I understand, you can't do it!"

"Get out! This is the devil's territory!"

"I am the messenger of the devil, the Son of Demons..."

The Nightcrawler's voice rang out again, or rather, it never stopped. Russell finally couldn't take it anymore and complained, "Does this guy have no other lines, or is he just a broken record?"

Deadpool added, "The second possibility is more likely. I don't know why, but I often keep repeating the same thing."

"Get out! This is a demon's place..."

Bang!

Russell fired a shot into the air following the sound. After a scream, the Nightcrawler, with its deep blue skin, long tail, and hellish appearance, crashed to the ground.

Russell was very experienced in dealing with Teleportation. He gripped his gun and pointed it at Nightcrawler: "Kid, the Cross is so conspicuous, yet you say this is the devil's territory. As a warrior of the Lord, I can't stand it anymore."

"Please don't kill me, I don't know anything..."

Nightcrawler was shot in the arm and fell from the roof, landing in a daze. Facing the dark muzzle of the gun, he forgot that he had the ability to Teleportation and curled up on the ground, trembling.

As it turns out, appearance and personality are two completely different things. Don't be fooled by the fact that Nightcrawler can impersonate visitors from hell without makeup; in reality, they are very timid and even afraid of contact with humans.

Russell put away his Desert Eagle, took out a sapphire Cross necklace, and said in a deep voice through the mask, "Lost child, you have nothing to fear. We are not good... bad people."

Whoosh!

Deadpool snatched the Cross necklace from Russell's hand, exclaiming in shock, "Dude, you're lying to me again! You have this kind of high-end stuff and you still say you've never seen God!"

"I've never seen it before, that's all."

Russell retrieved the necklace, a Wings of Light unfurling behind him. Meeting the Nightcrawler's devout gaze, he reached out and touched him, and in an instant, all the wounds were completely healed.

With the Wings of Light, the Cross, and the healing of holy light, Nightcrawler immediately knelt before Russell's special effects without saying a word: "Lord, I have sinned!"

Great, the road is wide!

Russell nodded in satisfaction, retracted his Wings of Light, and said kindly, "Child, confess your sins, and the Lord will surely forgive you..."

"Ugh~~~ That's disgusting, I threw up in my mask again."

Bang!

Russell blew the Silly Bird dog's head off with a single shot, then looked at Nightcrawler with a gentle smile, "Kid, let's continue. Where were we?"

Nightcrawler: "..."

Rumble!!

A thunderclap swept across the church, the sudden appearance of the Thor without warning. The church doors were pushed open, and two tall figures dressed in black trench coats walked in.

"Masked man, put down your gun!"