I Saw Her Strike You with Lightning

"Look at the camera and smile!"

"Forget the scissor-hand gesture, Wade, stop standing there and come help. Ms. Grey's front teeth are too white, use a marker to blacken them... Which one? What a stupid question, of course we'll blacken both of them!"

"Wade, you're an expert in Silly Bird. Strike a few everyday poses and set an example for Ms. Grey."

"Bullshit, I'm not Silly Bird!" Deadpool denied it to the death, but still skillfully struck hundreds of Silly Bird poses because it was fun, and he loved seeing people make fools of themselves.

After the photo shoot was finished, Russell kept a copy for himself and gave it to Deadpool.

One of the Russell particularly liked was of Phoenix Woman, who was mimicking Deadpool by cupping her face in her hands and smiling, tilting her head slightly, and revealing two blackened front teeth.

The goddess turned into a madwoman, throwing away her morals in a crazy way, as Silly Bird as could Silly Bird, which pleased Russell very much.

He originally planned to upload it on the spot to amuse netizens, but Deadpool threatened to Deadpool, so the plan ultimately fell through.

"Wade, if you won't let me upload photos, why are you keeping a copy for yourself?"

"I'll keep it for Cable. That bastard always brags about how great his parents are. Hmph, I'm going to bring him the facts and the truth." Deadpool tied a string to the USB drive, not wanting to hang it around his neck, and stuffed it into his red and black uniform.

"Yeah, about the same..."

Having experienced the incident where Captain Shock's photo was uploaded by an anonymous person, Russell knew one thing well: those who control resources can manipulate the entire world and make whoever they want famous!

No!

It's about controlling the entire Multiverse; after all, actors have filmed many movies, including one where Li Yuanfang battles Di Renjie.

"Hehehe..." X2

The two malicious individuals sneered secretly, and upon hearing each other's voices, they both cursed each other as "bastards" in their hearts.

Phoenix Woman was still singing and dancing when Russell watched her joyful figure, wondering what other value he could squeeze out of her. Deadpool, seeing this, hurriedly spoke up, "Russell, the culprit is Storm. That woman is the worst. I saw her strike you with lightning with my own eyes!"

Deadpool is really going all out for his best friend Cable!

"That's right, there's no reason to only film Ms. Grey and leave her out. If this gets out, people who don't know better will think I'm racist!"

"That's right, Russell, you're absolutely right."

"..."

As Storm Ororo closed her eyes in prayer, her delicate body trembled. Sensing two malevolent gazes, she stopped feigning unconsciousness, opened her eyes, and said, "I understand. I'm willing to pay the price for my recklessness, but please don't draw on my face."

"You're overthinking it. With a face like yours, you wouldn't be able to see it even if you put makeup on it."

(艹皿艹)

Storm was so angry at Russell's words that her chest ached, but she had no choice but to bow her head under his roof. She took a couple of deep breaths to calm herself down.

Deadpool rubbed his hands together and walked over. "Dude, since you hate her so much, let me help you get revenge."

"What, do you have a good idea?"

"I wouldn't call it a great idea, just a suggestion. I personally think your photography style is too monotonous..." Deadpool puffed out his chest, subtly flexing his muscles. "Your shots lack a sunny, handsome male lead, so I'll fill in for Storm in the upcoming photobook. It's a bit of a loss, but we're brothers, so who else would be if I didn't take the fall!"

"Hehe, I'm so sorry to have put you through this."

"I'm not wronged. What grievances could there be between brothers?"

"Wade, you're such a loyal friend, how could I let you suffer? I don't need you to take the lead role, I'll do it myself."

"..."X2

Deadpool scratched his head. "Uh, how about we both be the male lead? What do you think?"

I think you two are scum!

Storm hadn't spoken for a while, finally couldn't hold back anymore. Seeing that Jean Grey was unharmed, or at most had been messed up a bit, she thought Russell and Deadpool were decent people, just a bit reckless with their pranks. But now, she realized they were clearly two scumbags!

For some inexplicable reason, Storm a little smug, because it turned out she was more popular than Jean.

That's how women are; when it comes to the issue of beasts and being worse than beasts, they always have a point.

"Hmph, you're just a prisoner, where do you get the audacity to speak so loudly?"

Russell scoffed, raised his fist and planted a bump on Storm's head, then pried open a cabinet on the plane and pulled out a white marker.

Beep! Beep! Beep—

Just then, the communicator on the control panel suddenly rang. Russell tossed the marker to Deadpool, letting him unleash his artistic talents, and pressed the communication button to make contact with the other side.

Russell remembered very clearly that, without any deviation, according to the plot of X-Men 2, last night, the Mutants school was wiped out by the army, and Professor X was also captured by someone through a scheme.

At this moment, the person contacting the aircraft is most likely Wolverine and his gang of fugitives.

Aside from the group of young students taken away by Colossus, Wolverine Logan, Rogue Anna, Iceman Drake, Fireman John are currently the only remaining students at the Mutants school, along with... the physical education teacher.

After all, he's Wolverine. Aside from killing, arson, smoking, drinking, getting perms, and gang fights, he has no other special skills. The only subject that suits him is sports.

Perhaps there's also advanced mathematics, but anyway, nobody understands that subject, so it doesn't matter who teaches it.

"Hello, this is Wade Wilson. Who are you looking for?"

"..."

There was silence on the other end of the communicator, so I hung up. A moment later, they called back.

Russell, undeterred, patiently answered the call again, mimicking Deadpool's strange tone, and repeated, "This is Wade Wilson, who are you looking for?"

"Who are you? Where are Jean and Ororo?" This time the communicator didn't hang up, Wolverine's cold, sharp voice came through.

"The situation is a bit complicated. Why don't we talk about it face to face? Tell me where you are, and I'll fly over." Russell wasn't lying; the situation was indeed very complicated, and it would be difficult to explain clearly without tens of thousands of words.

"Okay!" Even knowing it might be a conspiracy, Logan still told Russell the location. That's his style: there's no plan, just go for it.

Russell turned off the communicator and pulled a hammer from the cabinet. "Wade, stop messing around. We've spotted Wolverine, we should head out."

Wade was painting wildly on Ororo's face, his artistic talent... well, there's still room for improvement. He painted a smoking pile of poop. Just as he was painting the flies buzzing around, he heard this, threw down his marker, and danced with joy.

"Well done. Find Hugh Jack and invite him to join the X-Force. Mission accomplished."

Jingle bells!

Russell, using a hit-and-run tactic, patched up the large hole in the tail section of the fuselage and started the engine. The final battle would take place on a militarized lake dam, where many Mutants were imprisoned; perhaps he could trigger one or two lucky draws.

Whoosh!

A streak of blue-black smoke appeared, and Nightcrawler looked on with lingering fear. "Mr. Angel, why didn't you call me before taking off? I almost missed my flight."

As he spoke, Nightcrawler removed his disguise and handed the breakfast he had bought to Deadpool and Russell.

Actually, Nightcrawler did buy breakfast for the two ladies, but judging from their miserable appearance, he could guess that they had no appetite, so he didn't bother going over to make a fool of himself.

The plane slowly took off, Deadpool, impatient, demanded that Russell get to his new teammate as quickly as possible.

Russell had been thinking that way, Old Drivers always prioritize speed when driving or flying, but after hearing Deadpool's words, he slowed down.

On the other side, Qin, who had been dancing around, woke up from her surroundings, feeling weak all over and her limbs as heavy as lead. She collapsed into the cabin.

"Jin, are you alright?" Ororo asked anxiously.

"I'm fine, it's just..."

Jean froze halfway through her sentence, staring at the white poop on Storm's face and the three wisps of smoke that looked so lifelike. She wanted to laugh but was afraid of hurting her teammate's pride, so she suppressed her stomach ache and leaned closer to her.

"Ororo, you were captured by them too?"

Jean glanced at Russell, and seeing that he ignored her, she secretly removed the chains from Storm's body.

"Hmm!" Ororo noticed the barely suppressed smile in Jean's eyes, and her lips twitched slightly.

You, a big turtle with a lisp, have the nerve to laugh at me? Do you know how Silly Bird you look when you take pictures?

For some reason, Ororo didn't point out what was on Qin's face, and stretched her shoulders. "There's nothing I can do, that guy flies faster than an airplane, and my abilities are ineffective against him."

"..."

"Pfft!" x2

I can't take it anymore, the poop on your face is too funny!