When in Doubt, Quantum Mechanics

The aircraft sped through the sky, piloted by Jean and Ororo, each with a shopping bag on their head.

Because they didn't want to embarrass themselves, or rather, in order to maintain their goddess image, they had to do this. But they overlooked one thing: without realizing it, they gradually became more and more like Silly Bird.

Aside from Silly Bird, nobody would put a shopping bag on their head!

Deadpool is toxic!

Silly Bird has confirmed that the virus has Russell extremely high infectivity rate.

During his time with Deadpool, he discovered that he was experiencing a pathological reaction, and many of his behaviors were becoming more and more like Deadpool's.

For example, he talks more and more nonsense, and his Poison Tongue is more severe than before. He doesn't know how to start a conversation unless he leaves the other person speechless.

"Young man, your name is John, right?"

Deadpool rummaged through the X-Men's wardrobes, picked out two sets of uniforms, and handcrafted them into his own. His own uniform was ruined during the Ice and Fire experience, so he had to make a new one using whatever materials he had on hand.

"Yes, yes!"

Fireman John lowered his head, huddled in his seat, too afraid to move or even look at Deadpool.

Because it's so disgusting!

Just like the plot of Deadpool 2, half of Deadpool's body was frozen and damaged, and he is currently growing back on his own.

The upper half of the body is that of an adult, and the lower half is that of a five or six-year-old child. The combination of the two is visually shocking and can be described as insane.

This isn't over yet; this isn't the lowest Deadpool has ever gone!

Because he had no pants to wear, this guy was acting like a pervert on the plane with his bare bottom exposed, and Russell mocked him for lacking any real threat. Enraged, he pulled out a shopping bag, tore two holes in it, and used it as a diaper.

Not only Human Torch, but everyone else on the plane looked away, unwilling to let Deadpool pollute their eyes.

Ororo and Jean were trembling with anger, not because Deadpool was taking advantage of his lack of authority to urinate and defecate anywhere at the cabin door, but because of this guy's diapers.

They put shopping bags on their heads, Deadpool put them on his butt, and proudly declared that the three of them could team up to form a new superhero team.

He's already come up with names: Eco-friendly Shopping Bag Commando Team, or Shopping Bag Alliance!

To hell with shopping bags!

Ororo and Jean cursed inwardly, and then never spoke another word to Deadpool.

Seeing that the two beauties were unwilling to pay attention to him, Deadpool did not force himself on them. Although he really wanted to, he had no choice but to turn his attention to Rogue.

Deadpool believes he can steal Iceman's girlfriend, for a simple reason: in one of Deadpool's video games, he and Rogue had a passionate, more than friendly, romance.

Unfortunately, this version of the Rogue boy is a bit timid, and I'm not attracted to him at all.

After his hoe-wielding plan failed, Deadpool stalked Fireman John, hoping to extort some pocket money from him.

"Listen, John, your flames are so intense that they have disfigured my handsome face. I have severe burns all over my body, which even the self-healing factor cannot cure. Plastic surgery will cost a lot of money, and you will have to pay for it."

"But I... I have no money!"

"Just because you don't have it now doesn't mean you won't have it in the future. I have faith in you. Work hard in the future to earn money and pay off your debts."

"..."

The young Human Torch was no match for Deadpool; he was easily tricked in just a few words, and the silly couple signed a huge IOU.

"Russell, look, I'm rich! I've got the start-up capital for the X-Force. I'm going to build a super luxurious base, hire 100 beautiful personal secretaries, and make it even bigger than Stark Tower..."

Bang!

Russell blew on the muzzle of his gun and put the Desert Eagle back into its holster at his waist.

The cabin fell silent for a moment, then applause continued. Logan, who happened to be sitting next to Russell, gave him a thumbs up. "Well done, buddy!"

"It's alright, at least it gives my ears a few seconds of peace and quiet."

As the two began to talk, Logan, who couldn't keep anything to himself, went straight to the point. "Jin told me that you came to find me and that you know about my life before I lost my memory?"

Russell nodded. "That's right, we all know something about each version, no matter how many we say."

Logan didn't understand and frowned, asking, "What do you mean by the version you're referring to?"

"We can't tell you now unless you agree to join the X-Force. After you leave this world, we'll tell you whatever you want to know."

Logan frowned even more deeply. "Can you tell me my real name?"

Hugh Jack!

Deadpool, now fully recovered, leaped to his feet. "You've been in a lot of movies, including one with that... violence over there..."

Bang!

Russell put the Desert Eagle back into its holster and said to Logan, who was looking displeased, "Join us, and we'll give you intelligence. Otherwise, I won't say anything."

Logan silently noted down the unfamiliar name 'Hugh Jack', and continued, "Then let me ask you another question. What did you mean when you said you were leaving this world?"

"It means exactly what it says!"

"Can you explain?" Logan had Beast -like keen intuition, and he was certain that the answer to the question was crucial.

"This answer isn't easy to explain, and I'm afraid you won't understand..." Russell asked with a smile, "Logan, have you studied quantum mechanics?"

"Well..."

"Then don't ask, just ask about quantum mechanics!"

At that moment, Jean, who was piloting the plane, walked over and said, "Mr. Russell, I have studied quantum mechanics. Although I only learned the basics, I can still understand it. Could you explain it to me?"

Russell paused for a moment, then snorted disdainfully, "Ms. Grey, do you even know what the Multiverse is?"

"This..."

"Then don't ask, just ask about the Multiverse!"

When in doubt, consult quantum mechanics. If that's not enough, Multiverse.

Russell, too lazy to come up with any strange reasons, simply stifled their curiosity and said to Jean, "Ms. Grey, let me give you a friendly reminder: never use Mind Stone to probe Wade's memories. It's very dangerous; you'll be corrupted into a Silly Bird."

Qin: "..."

She vaguely remembered that Deadpool had said the same thing when she tried to probe Russell's memories last time.

Beep beep—

The alarm went off, and Jean rushed back to the control panel: "Ororo, what's wrong?"

"Two planes are approaching us at high speed; we're being watched by the military."

Two F-16 Fighting Falcons flanked the aircraft from both sides, maintaining synchronized speed with it. Ororo could even see the hand gestures made by the pilots on the other side.

The military demanded that the aircraft descend to below 20,000 feet and be escorted back to the military base. Oloso and Qin exchanged a glance and decisively chose to refuse.

The military stormed a Mutants school and abducted most of the students, triggered by Nightcrawler's assassination attempt on the president under the banner of 'Mutants freedom'.

If the plane is grounded at America military base as required by the military, the people on board can forget about anything else; they'll spend the rest of their lives as guinea pigs on test benches.

Ororo maneuvered his aircraft, accelerating with the thrusters in an attempt to shake off the two F-16s. The other aircraft followed closely, relentlessly aiming and preparing to launch missiles.

"Russell, we're about to encounter the helmeted Grey Robe sorcerer. Speaking of which, why didn't we just go straight to Lake Alkali? Why did you insist on bringing Magneto along?"

Deadpool plopped down next to Russell, his legs mostly healed, and quickly put on the combat suit he had sewn himself. The only downside was that the color wasn't his favorite red.

Because I want to trigger a lottery on him!

"Because I miss the mature Maiar..."

Russell raised an eyebrow. "Wade, you might not believe it, but Gandalf and I have known each other for a long time and even fought side by side."

"You mean Magneto?"

"No, it's Gandalf!"

The two were having a conversation that only they could understand. Wade pouted and said, "The timing is wrong. Because of our intrusion, we might miss meeting the Grey Robe mage."

"But the location is right. It's very close to the Mutants school, just like in the story, so the chances of running into him are high."

Deadpool showed little interest in Magneto, then changed the subject. "If I remember correctly, Mystique is with him."

"The perfect woman!"

"Yes!"

"Hehehe..." X2