End of All Realms
Chapter 632

I Don't, but You Do

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At the entrance to the flood discharge channel, Russell and Deadpool bid farewell to Logan, who refused to join the X-Force, claiming that he had found a place to belong and did not want to wander around like before.

The wild Wolverine found a den; it's hard to say whether this represents evolution or regression.

The X-Men, along with the rescued children and the still unconscious Professor X, boarded the spacecraft. Deathstrike stayed with them temporarily, and they would soon depart to return to Japan.

"Logan, are you sure you don't want to join us? Think it over. This is a rare opportunity; if you give up now, you might not get another chance." Russell's advice was very perfunctory. Joining or not didn't matter; getting into the next world was the important thing.

"No, I will never wander around again."

As Logan said this, he was terrified, fearing that Russell and Deadpool would force themselves on him. Even though they hadn't known each other for long, he had seen through the truth, and he wouldn't be surprised if those two Silly Bird did something outrageous.

"Waaaaah—"

Deadpool covered his face with his hands, leaned on Logan's shoulder, and buried his face in his hands, sobbing.

The play is so fake!

Although he was wearing a mask, making it impossible to see Deadpool's feigned crying expression, his body language was too exaggerated, which is what is called overacting.

Logan looked disgusted, kicked Deadpool to the ground, and said a final goodbye to Russell: "That's it. See you again someday. I don't know where you're going, but I still want to say good luck."

"You too, I wish you success in stealing Laser Eyes's boyfriend soon!"

Russell politely extended his hand, but Logan did not take it, and ran towards the aircraft as if fleeing, not wanting to waste a second.

I'm being disliked!

Russell curled his lip, it was all Deadpool's fault, he was also disliked by everyone because of him.

Deadpool grabbed Russell's hand, which was frozen in mid-air, and got up from the ground. He then gave Logan the middle finger and shouted, "Logan, you'll regret this. A free wolf is a wolf, and a wolf bound by a family is Husky. It won't be long before you're kicked out of the house for being too energetic."

"He~~tui!!"

Deadpool spat into his mask, then, realizing what had happened, quickly took off the mask and smeared a handful of snow on his face.

"How disgusting..."

Russell, unable to bear it any longer, kicked Deadpool in the butt, sending him tumbling headfirst into a snowdrift.

Deadpool grumbled as he climbed out of the snowdrift, discarding his mask, and followed Russell into the underground base. He rummaged through the supply depot, found his favorite red fabric, and mended it to make a new uniform.

Russell browsed through the data files on the computer, packed up Stryker's years of research results on a USB drive, and took the USB drive with him. The USB drive couldn't be taken out of the mission world, but the knowledge inside could. He planned to recharge in the next world.

"Russell, what should we do next?"

Deadpool pushed open the door, put on his brand-new uniform, and walked back and forth in front of Russell, striking a pose every now and then.

"That's a question I should be asking. You're the captain. Where are we going next? The Avengers or the Justice League?" Russell put dozens of USB drives into his Space Ring, satisfied as he awaited the start of their journey.

"Uh, none of these will work. Although the Avengers are also part of the Marvel Universe, we don't have the copyright, and the Justice League is even more out of the question. I won't give a flop a chance to ride on their coattails." Deadpool shrugged. He longed for a big budget, but the copyright holders wouldn't agree.

"Okay, that's a very good reason. So, where are you planning to go next?"

Deadpool said firmly, "Go find Logan!"

"But he has already rejected us. If you wanted to force him to join, why didn't you do it before?"

"Not this Logan, that guy's all he thinks about is stealing women from Laser Eyes, I despise him." Deadpool said, closing the office door and then opening it again, revealing a new world.

Russell quickly followed, and the two appeared in a room...

Public toilet!

"..."X2

"Russell, don't look at me like that. I can't decide the time and place." Deadpool hurriedly explained as he saw Russell reach for the Desert Eagle.

"Stop talking nonsense, where is this?"

"In 'Wolverine 3,' we can try to recruit the old Wolverine."

"Are you sure? Let me be frank, Logan here is useless. He can't even beat some thugs."

Russell was somewhat taken aback. He had seen the movie; the plot was touching, the characters were well-developed, and Wolverine's life had come to a perfect end, a truly moving and heroic story.

But...

The film is too artistic. Wolverine's life is full of tragedy from beginning to end. Although it is better for a wolf to die on the battlefield than to die alone in a corner, the ending is too tearful and not the happy ending he prefers.

Moreover, Wolverine in the third movie really couldn't fight anymore!

"Don't worry, Russell, of course I know he's old."

Deadpool analyzed logically and logically. "First of all, the team member I need is Wolverine. No matter what state he's in, as long as he's Wolverine, it'll do. Right now, this wolf is isolated and helpless, making him the best hunting target. If I give him a million dollars, he'll immediately kneel down and call me 'Daddy Deadpool'."

Upon hearing this, Russell said solemnly, "Wake up, Wade, you don't have a million dollars."

"That's right, but you do have them!"

"..."

Deadpool continued, "Secondly, although Old Wolf can't fight anymore, it's because his healing factor is gradually disappearing. Once he signs the contract, I'll take him to another world, and he'll be easily cured, just like a fever or a cold."

"What if it still fails?" Russell asked the key question.

"Then let's put the wolves aside for now and recruit a few female team members!"

"That's good, you should have done this a long time ago."

As the two were talking, they left the public restroom. The sun was shining brightly outside, and looking around, they saw a used car market built under an elevated road.

The elevated bridge provides shelter from the wind and rain, saving the cost of a rain shelter. This shows that the owner of this used car market must be very stingy.

Of course, being thrifty is a good habit for businessmen!

"Russell, did you bring sunscreen? I hate the air here; it will cause irreversible damage to my delicate skin."

"Because it's already 2029, the air pollution is very serious." Russell was too lazy to complain, picked up the newspaper that had been blown by the wind, glanced at it, and then casually slapped it on Deadpool's face.

Deadpool ripped the newspaper off his face and followed Russell, reading it aloud incessantly. After a while, seeing that Russell ignored him, he lost interest and threw the newspaper away.

Just then, a few thugs wandering the streets noticed them and surrounded them, reeking of alcohol and covered in tattoos.

"Look what I see, two idiots Silly Bird up as supervillains."

"Don't say that. Maybe they're dressed as superheroes, but they just don't have the right vibe."

"Haha, impossible, there are no superheroes these days."

Russell didn't even glance at the bunch of social scum, but Deadpool was different. He loved it when someone talked to him, so he put his hands on his hips and said, "That's right, it's precisely because there are no superheroes in the world that we, the X-Force, are here."

"X-Force? What's that? A rip-off of X-Men?" The thugs laughed.

"Don't waste time, Wade, let's think about how to find Logan first!"

Russell grabbed Deadpool by the collar and pulled him forward. "He's currently hiding with Professor X, making a living by driving. It won't be easy to find him."

"It's okay, the plot mentions they're hiding in Mexico..."

Just then, a long Chrysler E8 riddled with bullet holes drove up and stopped in front of them.

The car door opened, and Logan, the Wolverine with a weathered face, gray hair and beard, and eyes revealing deep weariness, stepped out and tossed the car keys into Russell's hand.

Russell: "..."

That simple?

Isn't it too fast?

"Here you go, superheroes!" Logan said, shaking his head as he left. "Sell the car to raise some money; your uniforms are too rough."

"Wait a moment!"

Russell spoke up to stop Logan, saying meaningfully, "I want the car, and I want the person too."

Logan frowned upon hearing this. He had only come out to get rid of the car, but things seemed to be more complicated than that...

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