Now You've Got My Attention

"Uncle Russell, what are other worlds like? Are they like ours, or like in the comics?"

Russell: Blah blah blah... Blah blah blah...

"Uncle Wade, your uniform is so cool! Can I borrow your hood for a bit? Do all superheroes have a unique and stylish uniform like you?"

Deadpool: Gibberish... gibberish...

"Grandpa Charles, can you tell me about the X-Men? Uncle Wade said his team has their own unique costumes. Do the X-Men have them too?"

Professor X: Hahahaha... Hahahaha...

"Driver over there, could you turn the air conditioning down a bit?"

Logan: ￥%& amp;*^@+...& amp;~#￥...

"Uncle Russell..."

"Uncle Wade..."

Sizzle!

Logan, gripping the steering wheel, could no longer contain himself and slammed on the brakes, pulling the Cadillac to the side of the road.

He's going crazy!

From the moment he met Laura, the little girl ignored him. Even though he treated Laura like royalty, he never received a kind word from her, not even a single letter.

This infuriated Logan, whose wolf cubs had lost their ability to speak and become mute due to inhumane experiments.

However, once Russell and Deadpool got in the car, Laura's mouth never stopped. She kept asking questions about superheroes, calling him "uncle" repeatedly, her mouth as sweet as honey.

If it were him, he would become 'the driver over there'!

Screw the driver!

Reality slapped Logan hard in the face; Laura wasn't mute, she simply didn't want to talk to him.

It's okay, it's just the rebellious phase. Dad still loves you!

Logan thought to himself, then stiffly turned his head, forcing out a sinister smile that he thought was that of a benevolent father, "Laura, comics are comics, and reality is reality. You need to learn to distinguish between the two. Don't fantasize about becoming a superhero, or people will Deadman!"

Laura pouted, whistled, and looked out the car window, showing no respect whatsoever.

This is my own child! This is my own child! This is my own child!

Logan's forehead vein throbbed. He silently repeated the instruction three times, reminding himself that Laura's mischievousness stemmed from a lack of parental guidance and love since childhood; she was essentially a good child. Therefore, he absolutely could not get angry at this moment. He needed to use love to influence her and instill in her a correct worldview.

"Laura, believe me, reality is different from comics. In reality, there are no superheroes, and no one wears a bodysuit."

Logan had barely finished speaking when Deadpool objected, "Hey, I think you're targeting me. If nobody's wearing a bodysuit, then what am I wearing?"

Logan was furious. "I was disciplining my daughter, what the hell are you doing Silly Bird me!"

His eyes blazed with fury as he glared at Deadpool for three seconds, raising the temperature inside the car by several degrees.

"Driver over there, could you turn the air conditioning down a bit?"

"Okay, let's go low."

Logan quickly turned the air conditioner down two degrees, then glared fiercely at Deadpool before instantly becoming all smiles and earnestly explaining, "Listen, Laura, the bodysuit next to you doesn't prove anything, because Silly Bird and humans are two different species and can't be generalized. So, what I just said still holds true: nobody wears a bodysuit, understand?"

Laura lowered her head, yawned listlessly, and somehow found herself feeling sleepy.

Damn it!

Logan muttered a couple of curses under his breath and decided to go to the next world as soon as possible to entrust Lara to the X-Men there. Maybe they were also superheroes, and they were also in tight suits, but at least they could keep Laura away from Silly Bird.

He glanced at Deadpool and said irritably, "Hey... Silly Bird, when are we setting off for the next world?"

"Hey, you were clearly about to call me captain, why did you change your mind?"

"Because you called it wrong at the beginning!"

"You bastard, I challenge you to a duel."

"Great, that's exactly what I was thinking too."

Someone's about to start a fight!

Upon hearing this, Laura sat up abruptly, her eyes shining with eagerness.

If that's what you're talking about, then I'm no longer sleepy!

Thud! Thud!

The car door was pushed open, and two childish men stood facing each other in the field. Without saying a word, they started fighting. Because both of them had super self-healing abilities, their fight was quite a spectacle.

"Come on, Uncle Wade, beat that driver to a pulp!"

"Don't worry, Laura, he's just a sick wolf. I didn't even consider him a threat... Siht, you actually attacked me from behind!"

Russell watched from the car window, but didn't try to stop the two. In every version, Wolverine and Deadpool are incompatible; if they don't fight today, they'll fight tomorrow—it's only a matter of time, and trying to persuade them is pointless.

However, when he saw Professor X chuckling to himself, he was completely taken aback. What happened to his supposed high moral character and prestige? Was it all because of Alzheimer's?

Russell sensed that things weren't so simple. He quietly placed his hand on the Flashbangs, and a ray of holy light shone down, clinging to the barren soil. In an instant, the light surged and shot straight into the sky, creating a stunning visual effect, as if coated with wax.

Professor X's cloudy eyes suddenly sharpened, and he smiled slightly at Russell before continuing to watch the spectacle from the window.

Russell nodded, confirming that Professor X's cunning had nothing to do with brain atrophy; he was simply that kind of person, just hiding it well.

"Professor, what you're doing isn't appropriate!"

Russell whispered, "I'm watching the show because Wade is a Silly Bird who often makes me angry. It'll be good for Logan to teach him a lesson."

Professor X said politely, "Pretty much. During my illness, Logan treated me like I was mentally challenged, and I wanted to use Wade to teach him a lesson."

Russell raised an eyebrow. "Professor, aren't you afraid of ruining your image as a mentor by being so blunt with me?"

"No, I trust my eyes. We are the same kind of people."

"..."

Russell didn't say anything, but silently gave himself a thumbs up.

In the last world, he made the right choice to run away after filming Professor X. He's petty, he even admitted it himself.

Professor X, looking out at the battle, said, "Russell, can I ask your X-Force for a favor?"

"Tell me about it!"

"Could we postpone the process to the next world? I can sense that there's a group of Mutants children gathered in North Dakota who need help."

Russell raised an eyebrow. "I'm not good at taking care of children, Deadpool is even less likely to do so, but taking them to the next world shouldn't be too much of a problem."

"Thank you so much!"

"Professor, you are too modest. You can help them yourself."

Professor X smiled and said, "No, I'm old. Even if you heal my brain, I don't have much time left. The future belongs to you."

"Hehe!"

Russell gave a forced smile and hummed twice. Time was running out. Who were you kidding?

He knew that Professor X's Mind Stone abilities were so powerful that he could transfer his mind and will to another person's body before he died, thus achieving a superpowered version of possession and rebirth.

Unless Professor X chooses to live, he can live forever.

"Speaking of which, what is the relationship between the X-Force and the X-Men?" Professor X asked, his intuition telling him that there was an inevitable connection between the two.

"Well, to put it this way, in one world, the X-Force is composed of members of the X-Men, and is considered a subordinate team." Russell explained, "However, unlike the X-Men, who are always portrayed as positive figures, the X-Force's methods are relatively extreme, and they are more ruthless towards their enemies. For example, Wade, Logan, and... Laura are all members of the X-Force."

Professor X nodded in relief, offering no further comment, and remarked with a sigh, "That must be a very interesting world!"

No, that world is dangerous!

Russell silently replied to himself. Just then, he frowned slightly and looked towards the end of the road, where a menacing convoy was approaching. Not only that, but two transport helicopters also flew in from the distant sky.

"Professor, we're being watched."

"Yes, I saw it." Professor X remained calm, his super brain function fully restored, and he didn't take the bunch of idiots seriously at all.

"Aren't you going to do anything?" Russell practically said he'd blown the show out of the water.

"No, Logan has been burdened by a half-paralyzed Alzheimer's disease for too long. He needs an outlet to release his stress."

"Aren't you afraid that he'll taste blood and revert back to being a beast?"

Professor X glanced at the cheering Laura: "No, he's not alone anymore. He knows who he's fighting for."

"I understand, you mean he was domesticated and turned into Husky!"

"Heh, the Gu family's Watchdogs is more suitable."