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"Listen up, everyone on Earth!"

"In the name of God, I warn you: humans and mutants alike, the long passage of time has led you astray. But I have returned..."

"The final judgment is at hand. The old civilization shall fall, and a new era shall begin..."

"Old Gods, I await you in Cairo!"

"..."

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"Wade, why are you talking to yourself? Are you having another episode? Do you need physical therapy?"

Deadpool spread his hands. "No. The hairy bald guy is talking in my head. I know you can't hear him, so I'm giving you a live broadcast."

Almost immediately after Apocalypse abducted Charles, he used Charles's powers to connect with the entire world and announce his return. He specifically called out Russell and revealed his current location.

Cairo, Egypt's capital and largest city.

As the two spoke, gray plumes of smoke suddenly rose into the distant sky. Some were near, some far away, but there were more than ten in total.

Knowing the plot well, both Russell and Deadpool understood that Apocalypse had not only controlled Charles to make his declaration, but had also given the governments of the world a warning.

Apocalypse had offended every nuclear power on the planet in one go. He might have enjoyed showing off, but the mutants were the ones who got screwed. They were forced to pick sides and ended up in the little black books of the world's superpowers.

At almost the same time, mutants around the world cursed Apocalypse while praying that the bastard would successfully conquer the world. Otherwise, they would never know peace again.

Whoosh!

Nightcrawler teleported to Russell's side, his face anxious. "Mr. Russell, Captain Deadpool, come with me quickly. There's trouble."

With that, Nightcrawler placed a hand on each of their shoulders and