Don't Keep Shearing the Same Sheep

"Do we really know each other?"

Inside the aircraft cabin, Logan, with Deadpool right next to him, felt every pore on his body tighten, making him restless and wanting to get away from him.

Logan had no idea why he felt such a strange thought. They had just met and had a life-or-death bond in another world, so why did he feel such a strong aversion to Deadpool?

Logan brought news of Jean Grey and Magneto's whereabouts, and a large group of highly aggressive Mutants gathered, preparing to attack Demon Island.

Similar to the plot of X-Men: The Third Movie, the America. government finds a Mutants teenager who can neutralize mutant factors and creates a serum called the 'Mutant Cure,' which is then promoted worldwide, urging Mutants to get vaccinated.

Mutants have no future. Take advantage of the free offer now and hurry back to the human race!

Upon hearing that it was free, many Mutants couldn't sit still and rushed to the nearest sales center. Even students from Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters skipped class to get a shot at the sales station.

Without students, there is no source of income. Professor X has just left, and the college is about to go bankrupt. Acting principal Storm Ororo is extremely distressed and her hair turns white overnight from worry.

Magneto's Brotherhood, the rival organization of the Mutant Academy, is also in turmoil, with a large number of members leaving, leading to cash flow problems. When Magneto sees that next month's dues will be halved and the Brotherhood faces bankruptcy, he hurriedly gathers his capable subordinates to launch a counterattack against humanity.

Magneto found Jean Grey and seduced her into becoming the new leader, leading all Mutants in a rebellion to raze Demon Island, the America government's serum production base for the 'Mutant Cure'.

While we're at it, let's capture that child who can nullify mutant factors and burn him as a sacrifice to the heavens!

The X-Men assembled, but due to Laser Eyes' death, Professor X's death, and Jean Grey's corruption into becoming the boss, they were short-handed and could only successfully gather six members.

Three experienced veterans, Logan, Ororo, and Hank, and three rookies, Iceman Drake, Colossus Piotr, and Phantom Cat Katie.

With Russell and Deadpool as reinforcements, the eight of them traveled to Demon Island in a flying vehicle, which led to the scene just now.

"Logan, why do you ask that? Haven't I shown you the photos?" Deadpool plopped down on Logan's lap, whose face darkened. Judging from his trembling fists, he was trying his best to hold back.

It's easy to imagine that it won't be long before Deadpool successfully angers Logan, resulting in him getting three more holes in his forehead.

"I just find it a little unbelievable that I will have a daughter in the future who will inherit my abilities," Logan said dryly, inadvertently throwing Deadpool away with all his might.

Thinking of his daughter, Logan began to withdraw into himself; his daughter's mother wasn't named Jean Grey.

That's terrible, even though Laser Eyes is dead.

"Hey, Silly Bird over there, get back to your seat!" Ororo roared as she turned around while piloting the aircraft. She had been under immense pressure lately, and if Russell hadn't repeatedly stated that Professor X would be returning soon, she would have already broken down.

Menopause is horrible!

Deadpool muttered something that could be heard throughout the entire cabin, and under Ororo's death stare, reluctantly waved goodbye to Logan and returned to his seat.

"Wade, you can't keep picking on one person at a time. This is a different world now, let Logan go!" Russell said, advising Deadpool not to be so blatant in his attempts to gain attention.

"Logan has a healing factor, he can fleece people for a lifetime, who else would he fleece if not him?" Deadpool perked up, as long as someone talks to him, he won't be sleepy.

"Colossus!" Russell said matter-of-factly.

"Why him? He looks stupid and boring." Deadpool said with a look of disgust.

You're probably a Deadpool!

"Wade, Colossus has always been your good partner in your solo movies," Russell said curiously. "If Colossus weren't such a straight man, you two would have already slept together."

"Pah, he's dreaming! If it weren't for the lack of funding, I wouldn't be partnering with Colossus!"

Deadpool glanced around furtively, then leaned close to Russell and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret, but don't tell anyone, it's all fake in the movies. There's no real love in the movies, it's all just acting. It's not that I like Colossus, it's just that the director likes him because he's cheap. Remember, keep this a secret, or I'll lose fans."

This is so real!

Just as Russell was at his wit's end, Deadpool spoke up again.

"Dude, the first two Deadpool movies were huge hits, so 20th Century Fox will definitely add more funding. I'll invite you to join the third one, kick out the weaklings, and we'll team up to create the strongest superhero team on screen."

At this point, Deadpool excitedly said, "My expectations aren't high. 2.8 billion US dollars in global box office, beating Avengers: Endgame: Endgame to become the highest-grossing film of all time, what do you think?"

I think you're dreaming!

Russell rolled his eyes as Deadpool continued, "Because it's a big-budget production featuring 'Deadpool,' your abilities will be weakened. For example, the little wings on your back—making special effects would be too expensive, so we'll just make them into a prop to carry around. You don't mind..."

Bang!

A gunshot rang out, Deadpool shut his mouth, the atmosphere in the cabin brightened, the gloomy clouds hanging over them dissipated, and they began to chat and laugh.

Demon Island!

The America government was well aware that the successful development of the 'Mutant Cure' would provoke fierce resistance from the Mutants, so it made targeted preparations in advance, imposing a complete ban on land, sea and air travel, isolating the island from the world.

The idea is good, but it lacks specificity. Land, sea, and air travel restrictions are very effective against ordinary people, but it will be difficult to make Mutants suffer.

This deployment directly led to the collapse of the Golden Gate Bridge, a frequent subject of disaster movies, once again.

The unlucky fellow, after experiencing nuclear bombs, meteorites, aliens, earthquakes, tsunamis, Godzilla and other disasters, was finally destroyed by the Iron Man.

Incidentally, in the X-Men movie series, Iron Man destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge more than once. Those who know Iron Man are aware of his incredible abilities, while those who don't simply label the bridge as a shoddy construction project.

Magneto's ragtag Mutants army was of varying strengths and had little chance of winning in a direct confrontation with the human army. However, with several powerful Mutants in command, they managed to land safely.

A male Mutants nicknamed "Shockwave" used her powers to unleash Shockwave that destroyed the human army's specially made plastic firearms, turning the tide of the battle and laying the foundation for victory.

The America commander contacted his superiors and was told that reinforcements would not arrive for at least another half hour. Seeing that the situation was not good, he consulted with his staff. After three seconds of strategic analysis, he decided to surrender.

Victory and defeat are common occurrences in war. Surrendering to the America is not shameful; one can even earn a hero's medal afterward.

Conversely, if a commander insists on his own way and refuses to surrender, resulting in the deaths of all his soldiers, regardless of the outcome of the military court, the president will certainly not let him off the hook.

Because what died wasn't a person, but the compensation money and the president's approval rating!

Just as the commander was about to speak, eight figures descended from the sky. The X-Men had arrived. Time was of the essence, so they made their entrance by jumping off a plane.

Colossus, Logan, Hank, and Russell —all with superhuman physical abilities—each left a crater upon landing; Ororo descended riding a lightning storm, the special effects were off the charts, terrifying indeed; Shadowcat carried Iceman through the ground, then slowly floated back up; as for Deadpool ...

"Aaaaaah!!"

Snap!

"Ahhh, my legs! I can't feel my legs anymore!"

A group of eight people descended from the sky, seven lined up in a row, and the last one hugged his legs and rolled on the ground. Their appearance stunned everyone.

The offensive on the battlefield was interrupted. The commander received a notification from his superiors that the friendly X-Men had come to reinforce them. He cursed angrily and organized the demoralized soldiers to launch a defensive battle.

The commander gave his staff officer a look, and the latter understood immediately.

It's not appropriate to surrender immediately now that the reinforcements have just arrived. Let's wait three minutes until the reinforcements are on their knees before surrendering.

Anyway, the reinforcements are only eight, no, only seven people, while the number of Mutants on the other side is over three digits. The hero medal is definitely in order.

The commander was secretly pleased. With the medal in hand, he had become a man with a story. When he retired, he could hire a ghostwriter to write his autobiography and make some extra money for his retirement.

"X-Men?"

Magneto stood at the bridgehead, shaking his head and laughing at the seven men's overestimation of their abilities, "With Charles gone, where are the X-Men? Just a bunch of brutes."

Logan, Ororo, and others were Magneto's acquaintances, while Russell and Deadpool were new faces. Magneto glanced at them casually and didn't pay much attention. Their entrance posture proved everything; these two were just there to make up the numbers.

A great battle was about to break out. Ororo flew into the air, wielding lightning and storms to hold off the Mutants army, while the remaining X-Men used their skills to charge into the crowd and fight fiercely.

Deadpool's legs were repaired, and he drew his twin swords to fight the oncoming enemy, while Russell followed behind him, doing nothing.

Perhaps it was because the X-Men were frequently on television and their faces were familiar to the public, that the ragtag group knew they were not to be trifled with. Or perhaps Deadpool's entrance was too underwhelming, and following the principle of picking on the weak, a large number of Mutants quickly surrounded Deadpool, making up half of the ragtag group.

These Mutants are generally not very strong; in a one-on-one fight, Deadpool would turn them into Silly Bird. However, their abilities are very suitable for combat, and with their superior numbers, Deadpool was quickly defeated and forced to retreat, running around the arena with his group.

"This guy is amazing. He always manages to steer the conversation off-topic and make everyone around him become Silly Bird too."

Russell wasn't disappointed that he hadn't won the lottery. He frowned as he looked at the zither at the end of the broken bridge and muttered to himself, "The lottery wasn't triggered. Should I wait a while, or leave now..."

"Hey, human, what are you doing on the battlefield? Are you here to die?"

Two figures appeared before Russell: Shockwave, and Dark-skinned mutant with an unknown nickname. The one who spoke was the Dark-skinned mutant, who possessed both Mutants Radar and high-speed movement abilities, making her highly valued by Magneto due to the practicality of her powers.

Noticing the confusion, or rather disdain, in Russell's eyes, the Dark-skinned mutant said menacingly, "If you really want to die, I don't mind granting your wish."

With that, she flashed and ran quickly, arriving in front of Russell in the blink of an eye, and swung her raised right fist down.

Snap!

The Dark-skinned mutant was lifted off the ground by Russell, who was holding her by the neck and holding her in mid-air.

"Um... sorry, I was daydreaming. What did you just say?"

High-speed movement is a great ability, but her ability has too many flaws. Her nerve reflexes cannot keep up with the pace of high-speed movement, and she can only accelerate for short distances. She is a poor man's version of Quicksilver.

The Shockwave's expression changed drastically. Seeing her companion easily captured by Russell, she quickly clenched her fists and became vigilant.

Russell loosened his grip, putting the Dark-skinned mutant down. Amidst her violent coughing, he said gently, "I don't hit women. You can leave now, or I'll break the rules."