Don't Throw Trash into the River God's River!
Chapter 44

Chapter 44

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Gou Qianli: "???"

No, if I remembered correctly, wasn't this shed supposed to be for that glasses-wearing Immortal Pretty Boy who collected trash?! How could a super-big shot like Shui Wuyuan, who slept in beds dozens or even hundreds of meters long, possibly live in such a tiny shack? Wouldn't he feel like he had nowhere to put his butt?

But Captain Gou had no chance to complain any further. Like everyone else, his gaze was drawn to the newly arrived construction crew, who marched in with their heads high and chests out, looking incredibly high-end and impressive.

Compared to the group of bare-chested, rough-and-ready guys Xia Youyu had called over that morning, this crew practically did not look like laborers at all. Every one of them wore exquisitely tailored and distinctive designer outfits. Though they also carried rulers and other tools, their calm, proud, or confident expressions made them look like uncles.

That three-cubic-meter shed was disdainfully hauled away, replaced by the gorgeous, fashionable, and highly technological construction materials and components these people had brought themselves.

There were six of them in total, while more than a dozen suited attendants had already taken off their jackets and begun helping out.

[Holy shit, I'm kneeling directly before Boss Water! The "construction worker" leading them is the architectural design big shot from my company! His design fees start at seven figures, okay?!]

[My mom asked me why I was watching the video on my knees, because I saw my idol, who won an international design award, building a shed for someone.]

[Am I the only one who noticed that the materials these designers are using are all the newest construction materials?! A super alloy that can withstand force-seven winds and is impervious to water and fire, foldable Dark-Gold Composite Panels that are breathable, rainproof, and automatically absorb solar energy, plus extendable rollers that can adapt to all kinds of terrain...

Everyone, open your eyes wide and take a good look. With my shallow knowledge, I can already say for certain that the material costs for this little riverside house will not be below eight figures. This is probably the only dwelling built entirely from the latest research-grade construction materials!

This definitely will not be an ordinary "tent house." Take a good look at these materials and the interior while you still can. Ordinary people probably will not get a second chance to see something like this in their lives. Lemon smile.jpg]

[Eight figures to build a little riverside house, are you serious?! Excellent. Boss Water's extravagance has never disappointed me. Boohoo, Boss, let me kowtow to you once more!! Please just look at me, ahhh! If I can't be your childhood friend, can't I be your leg accessory?! I don't ask for much, not even a riverside house. I just want a down payment for a home, boohoo.]

[Top architectural designers + expensive high-tech building materials. If anyone tells me this isn't a love story now, I'll smash this eight-figure house into their face!! How deep must his feelings be to give away a whole house like this without even blinking, ahhh!]

[...I call this the new era's gold! house! hiding! beauty!]

[Be precise. It's a river house hiding an immortal.]

Thus, netizens began furiously discussing the topics #TensOfMillionsRiversideHouse#, #RiverHouseHidingAnImmortal#, and #WorshipBossWaterThreeTimesADay# online, while the construction team Boss Water had hired steadily built the little house.

While everyone else was excited, the person who should have been most excited was incomparably calm instead.

He merely glanced at the people building the house, then at Shui Wuyuan, who was raising his brows at him. Putting on gloves and picking up his tongs, he continued collecting trash.

River God even began considering what he could use later to send away a certain bored Rain God. He was truly affecting his trash-collecting speed.

Boss Water, unaware that he was being disliked, was still smugly thinking to himself that this down-and-out River God must have seen his wealth and power and felt the gap between gods. All he could do was lower his head and collect trash.

The moment He Qinglan moved, the others who had been stunned by the construction crew and the butler-attendant team came back to their senses as well.

Their initially shocked feelings unexpectedly calmed down very quickly after they saw He Qinglan.

Oh, so what if Boss Water was rich and willful? Immortal Pretty Boy was still calmly collecting trash.

So the office workers, who had already been delayed for some time, hurriedly put away their phones and continued forward. Qi Xiaoyuan, Xia Youyu, and the Liu Dalong brothers also each went on collecting trash without further hesitation.

Even many netizens watching the livestream felt much less bitterness and indignation in their hearts as they watched He Qinglan naturally walk amid the garbage, his calm face showing neither disgust nor contempt.

Shui Wuyuan, dressed in a custom-made suit, still stood beside He Qinglan with noble arrogance, but the young man beside him, dressed simply in a shirt and long pants, did not seem the least bit lowly.

Even when he waved his hand in slight disgust and told Shui Wuyuan to move farther away, he somehow seemed several degrees prouder than the magnificently dressed tycoon.

[The nobility of the soul has nothing to do with wealth or poverty, filth or grime. It lies only in the soul itself.]

At that moment, many people felt the same way.

When the golden crow sank in the west, leaving behind only a layer of afterglow, the design team Boss Water had hired at great expense had finished building the new riverside house.

When it appeared before everyone's eyes, even the most demanding person could not deny its texture and beauty—

Compared to the crude little plank house that had been carried away, this new riverside house was an exquisite triangular tent overall. Its outer walls were a faint blue, and with a layer of crystal-like waterproof panels covering the outside, it looked at first glance like a fairytale cottage beneath the water.

The doors and windows of the triangular house had all been specially designed in flowing shapes. Looking through the windows, one could see the simple yet exquisitely beautiful furnishings inside.

But this was not the key feature of this top-tier, expensive little house. The leader of the design team said proudly, even somewhat smugly, to Shui Wuyuan and He Qinglan, "Considering the temporary nature of this riverside house,

spatial

limitations, mobility, and other characteristics, we have given this little house the best possible modifications!"

As he spoke, he pressed a button on the remote in his hand. Everyone watched as the roof of the crystal-blue house slowly opened. As the triangular roof unfolded, it raised a square Dark-Gold Alloy Panel, and sunlight scattered tiny flecks of gold-red light across it.

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