Douluo: With Ten Choices, Who Would Pick the Beauties?
Chapter 1

Two Hundred and Fifty: Would You Be Willing to Transmigrate to The Unrivaled Tang Sect?

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"If you were allowed to transmigrate to Douluo Continent and only had a balance of two hundred and fifty yuan, enough to buy only these things, what would you choose?"

"Is it guaranteed genuine, System?"

"It's genuine, Host!"

"If I were lying to you, this System might as well find some greenhorn and smash its head against a wall."

"But why two hundred and fifty? Not a cent more or less. You're not secretly insulting me, are you?" Wang Xiao asked suspiciously.

The System fell silent for a moment.

Then, a translucent blue panel popped up.

"Host, are you willing?"

"You're avoiding the question, aren't you?" Wang Xiao demanded.

"Ding! It has been detected that the Host had only two hundred and fifty yuan on his person before death, so your purchasing balance is two hundred and fifty yuan," the System replied as if forced to do so.

Wang Xiao was dumbfounded. Hadn't he been working on an assembly line? How had he died?

He remembered it clearly. He had been working in a pitch-black hellhole of a factory, doing soul-crushing assembly-line work, and had just happened to get assigned the life-and-death rotating shift.

He had only taken a nap, yet somehow ended up here.

Before this, Wang Xiao had thought it was just a dream. So he had died from overwork!

The System's voice rang out again. "If you were allowed to transmigrate to Douluo Continent and only had a balance of two hundred and fifty yuan, enough to buy only these things, are you willing?"

"Can I be revived if I refuse? I'd even watch ten ads." Wang Xiao forced a smile and tried to cozy up to it.

"No!" The System ruthlessly refused.

"Fine."

As Wang Xiao pressed confirm, the blue panel changed and switched to a new page.

The items listed above were dazzlingly varied and incomparably precious. Every single one made his eyes go wide and stirred an immediate desire to possess it.

The first page was the Douluo Martial Soul page. He could only buy three items.

1. A beautiful woman in black stockings and red-soled high heels, one hundred percent loyal (twenty yuan)

2. Top-grade immortal herb (fifty yuan)

3. Innate Full Soul Power (fifty yuan)

4. High-grade Martial Soul (fifty yuan)

5. Random Twin Martial Souls (fifty yuan)

(Friendly reminder: Random awakening. It could be a useless Martial Soul, or it could be a top-tier Martial Soul.)

6. A random top-tier Martial Soul among the Blue Silver Emperor, Clear Sky Hammer, and Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon (one hundred yuan)

7. Top-tier Twin Martial Souls (two hundred yuan)

8. Six-Winged Angel, but unable to become a god (two hundred yuan)

9. Two million five hundred thousand Gold Soul Coins (one hundred yuan)

10. Ninety million (fifty yuan)

11. Tang Sect cultivation technique, limited to one purchase (two hundred yuan)

"Why is there a beautiful woman option on the Martial Soul page? And why is the Six-Winged Angel so expensive?"

"And why are the Tang Sect cultivation technique and the Six-Winged Angel priced the same? Are they even on the same level?" Wang Xiao grumbled inwardly.

The System kindly reminded him, "Friendly reminder: Host only has two hundred and fifty yuan. Please choose carefully. Once sold, this System cannot issue refunds."

Since this concerned his future, Wang Xiao naturally took it seriously. At a time like this, elimination was the best method.

First, he eliminated the woman in black stockings. Since he was transmigrating anyway, wouldn't it be better to directly pursue Shrek's three beauties and Douluo's three wives?

"Gold Soul Coins are useless, and ninety million is useless too. I've already transmigrated, so what would I need them for?" Wang Xiao said speechlessly.

He continued pondering. "The Blue Silver Emperor is decent, but it's too weak in the early stages and too expensive. The Six-Winged Angel is even worse. It costs two hundred yuan, and if I buy it, I'll only have fifty yuan left to spend."

After much deliberation, Wang Xiao decided to gamble. He directly selected the third and fifth options: Innate Full Soul Power and Random Twin Martial Souls.

He could go without anything else, but Innate Full Soul Power was absolutely essential.

That was because Wang Xiao noticed a line of tiny text in the lower-right corner: All Martial Souls do not come with Soul Power!

In other words, even if he bought the Six-Winged Angel, his Soul Power would still be zero. He would be unable to cultivate, making it nothing more than decoration.

What was the difference between that and a wife he could look at but never touch?

"This will do. There are plenty of opportunities in the Douluo world. There's no need to waste money in this area."

Wang Xiao appeared carefree, but inwardly, he regretted it bitterly. Why hadn't he stuffed more cash into his pockets? Then what couldn't he buy?

"Ding! Purchase successful. It has been detected that the Host has one hundred and fifty yuan remaining. The next page will now begin random selection..."

Then Wang Xiao watched as worlds such as technology, ancient times, the Age of Dharma Decline, Fox Demon, Under One Person, Douluo, One Piece, Naruto, cultivation, and more spun continuously...

Two and a half minutes later, the pointer stopped precisely on the Naruto world.

"Damn, it's actually the Naruto world!" Wang Xiao exclaimed in surprise.

This was one of his childhood memories. When they were young, who hadn't wanted a pair of Mangekyō Sharingan?

"Ding! Products have been reorganized. You may only choose three items!"

1. A pure school beauty in white stockings (twenty yuan)

2. Byakugan (ten yuan)

3. Random forbidden technique among Flying Thunder God, Eight Gates... Impure World Reincarnation (fifty yuan)

4. Mangekyō Sharingan (fifty yuan)

5. Randomly awakened dōjutsu, such as Sharingan, Mangekyō... Nine-Tomoe Rinnegan, and more (fifty yuan)

6. Rinnegan (one hundred and fifty yuan)

7. Jōgan (one hundred and fifty yuan)

8. Power of Yin and Yang (two hundred yuan)

9. Power of Ōtsutsuki (two hundred yuan)

10. God Tree Fruit, plant it to absorb the nutrients of an entire planet (two hundred and fifty yuan)

11. Random ninjutsu gift pack (fifty yuan)

Friendly reminder: Anything from a Sealing Scroll down to the Three Techniques is possible!

After reading it, Wang Xiao was extremely speechless. "Why is the Byakugan only worth ten yuan? System, I suspect you're discriminating!"

The System did not respond and urged, "Host, one-minute countdown. Please make your selection as soon as possible."

Wang Xiao first eliminated the pure and adorable goddess, then held his one hundred and fifty yuan as he looked over the remaining items.

"The Rinnegan and Jōgan are indeed powerful, but they're too expensive. Forbidden techniques are cheap, but I can only randomly obtain one. That still feels like a loss."

"Sure enough, gambling on luck is the practical choice!"

Wang Xiao decisively bought the fifth and eleventh options, spending one hundred yuan to obtain a random dōjutsu and a random ninjutsu gift pack.

After locking them in, he held his final fifty yuan and looked at the last page.

Wang Xiao discovered that the final page had far more items, all techniques and abilities from various worlds.

1. A petite and adorable little loli (twenty yuan)

2. Randomly obtain one of the Twelve Talismans (fifty yuan)

3. Randomly obtain one of the Eight Extraordinary Skills (fifty yuan)

4. Random Devil Fruit, commoner form (fifty yuan)

5. Randomly obtain one Tailed Beast (fifty yuan)

6. God-Grade Storage Ring, one million cubic meters of space (fifty yuan)

7. Huo Yuhao's grilled fish skills (twenty yuan)

8. Mysterious Heaven Skill (two hundred yuan)

After reading it, Wang Xiao still eliminated the first and eighth options right away.

He was utterly speechless. A petite and adorable little loli was at least worth the price, but what the hell was the Mysterious Heaven Skill? Why was it priced the same as the Six-Winged Angel? Even price gouging had limits.

"And what use are Huo Yuhao's grilled fish skills? Picking up girls?"

The System said, "Host, please do not slander this System. All items have been randomly selected for optimal quality. There is no behind-the-scenes manipulation!"

Wang Xiao merely gave a cold laugh and said nothing.

"Ah, if I'd known, I wouldn't have chosen so much earlier. I really want the Eight Extraordinary Skills, Devil Fruits, and a random Tailed Beast."

"I only hate that I don't have enough money!"

After considering it for a long while, Wang Xiao sighed softly. He could only painfully give up on the Eight Extraordinary Skills.

Each of the eight extraordinary skills stood at the pinnacle of its field, but if he drew one that was unsuitable for use on Douluo Continent, it would be rather useless.

For example, End of Qi was indeed powerful, but Soul Masters used Soul Power.

Wang Xiao was not too worried. The System had said that there would be more chances to trigger selections later.

After thinking it over, he still chose a random Tailed Beast.

This was the safest choice. It would guarantee his early development, and any Tailed Beast possessed enough power to nuke Shrek.

"Ding! The Host has made all selections. Rewards are now being distributed..."

Suddenly, Wang Xiao's head buzzed as if it had been struck by an iron hammer. Stars filled his vision, and he directly passed out.

The space was pitch-black, with only the blue panel flickering with light.

"Ding! One hundred yuan has been distributed to the system space. Host, please check and receive it!"

"Ding! Congratulations on awakening Innate Full Soul Power!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on awakening the top-tier Martial Soul—the Blue Silver Emperor!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on awakening the top-tier Martial Soul—the Ice Devil Fruit!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the Mangekyō Sharingan!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on obtaining a Sealing Scroll!"

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, on becoming the Nine-Tails Jinchūriki!"

Douluo Continent

Star Dou Great Forest

Wang Xiao floated in a small river, drifting downstream with the current.

After drifting for who knew how long, he happened to crash into a young boy crouching by the riverbank to drink water.

"Ah!"

The young boy screamed and fell butt-first into the river in fright, flailing wildly.

The scene was indescribably eerie. In an empty forest, he had just scooped up water and taken a drink when a body suddenly appeared out of nowhere the next second. It was terrifying.

If he had not seen Wang Xiao's chest rising and falling, the young boy would have been scared out of his wits.

After hesitating for a moment, his conscience got the better of him. He pulled Wang Xiao out of the river, then started a fire to dry their wet clothes.

"Hey, are you still alive?"

"Wake up!"

"No choice. I can only use that move Mom taught me."

In his daze, Wang Xiao felt a burning pain on his cheeks, as though someone were continuously slapping him.

Gradually, the pain woke him up, and he slowly opened his eyes.

But the moment he looked, his ass clenched, and he nearly jumped out of his skin.

A bare-chested boy wearing nothing but a pair of shorts was puckering his lips with his eyes shut, preparing to kiss him mouth-to-mouth.

"Fuck your grandfather!"

"You dead pervert, get the hell away from me!"

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