In Marvel, Working as a System’s Lackey
Chapter 155

Your Meow Meow Hammer Is Online

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, people are working in Marvel, the system

If there is someone who has the weird attribute of "100% being picked up with bare hands", then Coulson has a good-natured face that makes people want to "bully" them, just like some babies with chubby faces that are often pinched and played with by acquaintances.

The strange thing is that people who have "bullied" Coulson usually find it difficult to refuse Coulson's request - as long as the request is not excessive.

It's quite magical, like some kind of ability or talent of Coulson.

Coulson sent Stark several pictures from different angles and asked him to help search for what they were.

Stark:"Is this just a hammer?"

Coulson: "You know a hammer! This looks like a hammer, but in fact it is... a hammer, just not an ordinary hammer. Do you know what this means?"

After thinking about it, Stark blinked. "Does this mean you talked a lot of nonsense?"

Coulson: "Well... it seems like I am really confused by you, and my IQ has plummeted."

Stark comforted him, "It doesn't matter. It's not high to begin with. How low can it go? It's just hitting the bottom."

This is to comfort people, are you sure it is not a constant blow?

Coulson feels that he should hang up the phone immediately and get some blood, otherwise he will be really angry and it will be a big loss.

Coulson said weakly, "Okay, that's it. Send me an email when you have the results. Well, don't call me if it's not necessary."

Stark: "Wait, you haven't told me yet, what's so special about this hammer?"

Coulson hung up the phone, and then sent several videos to Stark. The protagonist of the video was the somewhat primitive hammer in the picture, and the supporting characters were several big men, pickup trucks, trucks, and cranes. They tried their best to lift the hammer.

All ended in failure.

It was a mess all over the place.

"Huh!" Stark felt more and more surprised the more he looked at it. He couldn't recognize the sound and attracted Banner who had just completed the data analysis.

"Something's wrong, something's wrong..." Stark said.

"Yes, something is wrong." Banner nodded, "The crane just now can lift at least 1,500 tons of weight. From the video, the weight of the hammer is far more than 1,500 tons. With such a weight and such a small size, it should be deeply sunk into the soil, rather than resting safely on an earth pillar. In addition, the pit formed by this hammer falling from the sky should not..."

Stark interrupted Banner: "What I'm talking about is wrong, I mean Mike, well, he's been very bored recently, and he should be very interested when he encounters an unusual time. Where is the person?"

Banner:"I'm pouring coffee."

Stark touched his chin, "Sure enough, something is wrong...JARVIS, create a file and search for relevant information."

JARVIS:"Okay, boss."

Charming Wonderland, it sounds like the name of a big health club, but in fact it has no model, no periphery, it is just a small town of New Mexico.

Billy is a worker and miner living in Charming Wonderland. As usual, he worked overtime until after eight o'clock in the evening. After Billy cursed his supervisor and boss, he drove that broken pickup truck through the wilderness and saw a bright light in the sky?

Meteorite?

In New Mexico, meteorites are not a new thing. This is not the key. The key is that many meteorites can be sold for a big price, and then they can leave this little place where nothing matters.

Billy raised his head and looked at the direction of the meteorite's landing.

Suddenly, he felt something was wrong.

Why does it feel like the meteorite is coming towards him?

"Damn it!" Billy cursed and stepped on the accelerator subconsciously.

Billy heard the roaring sound of meteorites.

"It's over..."

This is what Billy has in mind.

Boom!

There was a muffled sound.

The sound didn't seem to be as loud as expected, and the aftermath of the impact only caused a gust of wind.

"Is it a small meteorite?" Billy parked the car and walked out.

Stand high and look down.

He was stunned.

Not far away, a shallow bowl-shaped pit with a diameter of several dozen meters appeared on the ground.

Miraculously, none of the flowers and plants around the pit were affected, as if someone had controlled the power well within a certain range.

It was too dark, Billy couldn't see what was in the pit.

The unknown often means danger.

After thinking about it, curiosity and greed finally defeated reason. Billy took the flashlight from the car and slowly walked towards the center of the pit. Fortunately, the slope of the pit was not large, so it was not difficult to walk.

"Ah this?"

Billy saw a half-meter-high earth pillar with a... hammer on the top?

Hammer!

Could it be that the meteorite just now was actually a hammer thrown from the sky by an unscrupulous passenger or pilot?

Looking at the ancient hammer, Billy had an intuition that whether it was a meteorite or not, this hammer should be quite valuable. So he tried to pull out the hammer with all his strength.

The hammer didn't move at all.

You must know that Billy is a miner, with thick arms and stronger strength than ordinary people.

Billy took a few deep breaths, went back and drove the car to the edge of the pit, and took a bundle of ropes from the car. One end was tied to the hammer handle, and the other end was tied to the body of the car.

Billy Return to the car and step on the accelerator.

Snap!

The taut rope broke into two pieces.

There is no other way.

Billy thought, go back first and bring the iron chain tomorrow.

The next day.

Billy When we came to the hammer pit again, there were already several people in the pit curiously observing the hammer.

That's right, with such a big hole, it's hard not to attract others' attention.

In a remote town like Charming Wonderland, apart from drinking and having sex, there are no entertainment activities. Whenever something new appears, everyone will soon know about it.

Within two days, dozens of people had gathered in the Hammer Pit. Most of them were still trying to move the weird hammers. Some people used the Hammer Pit as a picnic ground, put on music, set up barbecue grills, and twisted their bodies to the music, enjoying life.

The happy time is always short-lived, until a group of black suits who call themselves "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." appear. The miners in the west have always been known for being strong, violent, and disobedient. In their eyes, the Texas cowboys are pussies.

S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Never heard of it!

Let's talk about it after the fight... Then the four strong men were easily knocked down by the two Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.. After that, no one caused trouble. At most, they complained a few times in restaurants and pubs.

This group of savage miners has one advantage: they accept defeat and respect the strong.

Next, a simple greenhouse was quickly established as a base with the Hammer Pit as the center.

At the same time that Billy witnessed the meteorite falling to the ground, a small RV was driving on the road in the wilderness. The driver was Jane. Foster, sitting in the passenger seat was his best friend Daisy. Louise, and in the back seat was the famous astrophysicist Erik. Selvig.

Jane and Daisy are chatting.

Jane said helplessly, "Daisy, can you please stop being so crazy? It's been several days."

Daisy:"How could I be a nymphomaniac?"

Jane: "Your eyebrows, your eyes, your mouth, and the saliva around your mouth are all telling me that you are infatuated. Is that Mike so great? Is it even more memorable than that sophomore football quarterback Simon?"

Daisy nodded.

Jane said in surprise, "That Simon will be your sexual fantasy object for the next two years!"

Daisy said disdainfully, "Don't compare Simon and Mike, they are not on the same level."

"Okay." Jane said, "I feel like Mike is a liar, so fake."

Daisy glared. "If you weren't my best friend, I would slap your face with my auntie towel. Also, just fake it, it's too perfect to be human, suck~"

I don't know what kind of scenes that are inappropriate for children came to mind, and Daisy's face turned red.

Jane shook her head, this girl is hopeless.

Dr. Erik is in the back seat, looking like an old monk in meditation, but inside he is in a state of turmoil.

Today's young people really know how to play.

I didn't care at all that there was an old man in the back seat.

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