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"My name is Catalina Allen, female, 22 years old, and I am a S.H.I.E.L.D. Level 2 agent."
"Right now, I am preparing to write an anonymous whistleblowing letter to report my superior--Yu Xian."
"As for why..."
Under the scorching lights, a blonde young woman bit the end of her pen as if thinking of something.
She rubbed her long blonde hair with a headache, and a faint scent of lavender drifted through the room.
The emergence of all sorts of unbearable memories in her mind gave the young woman a burst of inspiration, and she furiously wrote in her diary.
"September 10, 2007. Today is my first day officially joining S.H.I.E.L.D.
Thinking that I could work with outstanding colleagues and seniors, I was extremely happy.
Afterwards, as I had hoped, I met my direct superior.
And this was also the beginning of the nightmare of my life!!!!!!!!"
The blonde young woman's expression gradually darkened, as though recalling some bad memory, and her pen moved quickly with a scratching sound.
"I still remember that scene when we first met.
The afternoon sunlight sprinkled upon that black-haired, black-eyed Asian youth.
His handsome face combined with the slightly upturned corners of his mouth was truly captivating...(entire passage blacked out and crossed out)"
"No, no, no!!!
You must never be deceived by this fellow's appearance; he is a devil, constantly instigating your desires (marked for emphasis)."
"Reflecting on it now, perhaps I should have decisively refused the moment I heard his very first sentence!!!!!!!h"
As if thinking of something else, the young woman's cute, pretty oval face instantly puffed up in anger, looking just like a round hamster.
"If you can deeply understand the following passage, you will discover what a terrifying devilish phrase this is!"
"Welcome to Y-Sector: SaltedFish Squad, let us slack off together... ah no, create a better life together!!!!"
"October 10, nothing happened today.
God, I feel like I'm dying a slow death!!!
One month, a whole month, my imagined secret missions, going undercover in gangs, cracking down on crime... never arrived!!!
No, it wasn't that they didn't arrive; instead, that big idiot Yu Xian (blacked out and crossed out) pushed the missions to other squads!!!!!
It's hard to imagine, what have I been doing this past month???
Serving tea, pouring water, drinking coffee?
Binging shows, reading newspapers, sleeping in?
Although it's a little bit awesome and very comfortable (scribbled out and blacked out), I clearly set out to pursue a thrilling and righteous life—how did I fall into this cradle of sin?
Damn it, I've unconsciously started to be slowly assimilated by this fellow, and have begun knowing how to enjoy life!!!!"
"October 20, I don't know what is happening outside.
Thank goodness, all the field squads were sent out.
This time, this fellow Yu Xian finally couldn't shirk it!
According to intelligence, illegal genetic enhancement drug transactions appeared at a black market trading site underneath Manhattan.
Yay! I can finally go on a mission!!!
Hahaha!!!!
Why on earth did I believe that this fellow Yu Xian could turn over a new leaf?
Looking at Yu Xian strolling leisurely around the Chinatown food shops and snack stalls, and then looking at the strawberry-flavored ice cream cone and five skewers of grilled squid in my hand, I once again put a question mark on the meaning of life!!!
God, please forgive my sins!
Although the final result was good, the gangs engaged in secret trading were successfully brought to justice.
However, the process of resolving it was inexplicable—when we got there, these fellows had actually all fallen unconscious!
Leaving behind only a floor full of bird feathers; who knows which nameless hero made a move.
With no chance to make a move myself, ending in such a dramatic fashion, I am not happy at all!"
Sigh.
"October 21, nothing happened today... sneaking a nap during work hours, got a bit excited the night before and suffered from insomnia! Luckily no one found out!!!!"
"..."
"October 25, Mom and Dad, your youthful and energetic daughter has drifted far away.
Gosh, I weighed myself today, and I've actually gained half a catty!!!"
(╥_╥)
"..."
"December 21. After my unremitting efforts, I can finally say No! out loud to this devil.
Hmph! I, Catalina, will never accept the dessert after a meal handed over by this devil again!!!"
"March 10. Good news.
According to intelligence reports, there is an illegal arms deal at an abandoned factory in Brooklyn. I can finally go on a mission."
"This time, thanks to my efforts, this guy Yu Xian finally acted like a human being.
He only soaked in hot springs halfway through the mission—well, I have to admit, it was quite comfortable (scribbled out and brushed away).
Well, nothing happened to us, and we successfully arrived at the mission location.
Unexpectedly, however, an accident still happened. This big fool Yu Xian (scribbled out) actually said he was getting off work at five o'clock????
Mmm??? Off work???? What should the thugs currently conducting the transaction do???
And this finally allowed me to witness the tip of the iceberg of this lazy guy's strength."
Writing up to this point, Catalina recalled that astonishing scene during the day.
That guy Yu Xian merely drew the extremely beautiful long sword, Hyorinmaru, tucked at his waist, and calmly uttered the words, "Heavenly Phenomenon Descends."
Catalina felt the temperature of the surrounding air drop abruptly, as if she had instantly plummeted from the scorching summer into the bitter winter.
She couldn't help shivering, watching with her own eyes as tiny ice crystals condensed in the air, sparkling and drifting down like diamond dust.
Immediately afterward, centered on Yu Xian, a visible chill violently erupted, sweeping across the entire abandoned factory like a tsunami.
Catalina only felt a bone-chilling cold instantly invade her entire body, and she could even hear the sound of her own teeth chattering.
In just a few seconds, the originally dilapidated abandoned factory, cluttered with debris, turned into a crystal-clear ice-sculpted palace.
Those thugs who were still conducting the arms deal earlier all maintained their postures from the moment of the transaction, thoroughly frozen in the thick ice layer like lifelike ice-sculpted specimens.
Catalina: Σ(⊙▽⊙)
What, what is this????
Gosh, if it wasn't for getting off work, how much longer did this guy intend to hide his strength from me?
This hateful guy, obviously so strong, why does he still slack off so much (scribbled out) rot away (scribbled out)? In short, why drag me down with him to become a salted fish???"
Catalina thought of the Brooklyn abandoned factory, which was still frozen, and felt a splitting headache.
This guy Yu Xian actually said that after going to work tomorrow, he would unfreeze them and then carry out the arrest???
Alas! ε=(´ο｀*)))
For this team, she had truly racked her brains!!!
She could already imagine the scene she would face tomorrow; countless self-criticism reports were inescapable anyway!
"My name is Yu Xian, 24 years old, male, Level 7 Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., with a Level 2 agent under my command."
"Well, aside from the fact that this gal is a bit too prone to hot-bloodedness and excessive justice, I am completely satisfied with her in every other aspect."
"Like the protagonists of many novels and anime, I was also very honored to be hit by a rule-breaking big-rig and transmigrated!!!
And what I transmigrated into was the Marvel Universe world, the period before Tony became Iron Man.
Like many protagonists, in the very first month of coming to this world, my golden finger appeared."
"Just when I thought I could rely on this system to forge ahead with fierce determination and reach the peak of my life, an accident occurred!"
[Ding!] [Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Idle System. As long as the host's mood is joyful, you will gain "Pleasure Points".] [Gathering 1,000 Pleasure Points allows you to draw a lottery. Drawing gold or purple items can acquire different energy values to enhance the host's strength.] [The host's strength is judged by the amount of energy value within the body. The relevant visual interface will be gradually unlocked after the host unlocks full-star gold and purple skills and obtains 5 gold skills.] [Note: Acquiring skills through this system requires upgrading stars to unlock relevant skill scenes. The acquired skills will not directly replicate the strength of the source skills.] [At the same time, special skills (non-upgradable) exist that can perfectly replicate related abilities. Now presenting the host with a beginner's gift pack, which can randomly yield a gold-tier reward to keep by your side.]
"What the hell?
Idle System?
Energy system?
Is this damn system telling me to continue the idle path of my past life?
So, idling is my only path???
Should I, Yu Xian, just keep idling forever?
Forget it, I won't think about it. Idling it is; it's just idling from one world to another anyway. Let's open the beginner's gift pack and see first!!!"
"Then, following traditional virtues, I went through a series of services like washing my hands, bathing and changing clothes, SPA, and massage, before finding an auspicious day and hour on a dark, moonless night."
I opened the beginner's gift pack with excitement!
To be honest, I really didn't expect that opening a beginner's gift pack would cause such a stir!!!
[Ding!]
[Congratulations to the host for drawing a golden item: Hyorinmaru]
At that time, when I saw Hyorinmaru floating before my eyes, its white blade symbolizing the combination of ice and moon, my heart was extremely excited!
That line, "Sit upon the frosted heavens, Hyorinmaru!", was a memory from my childhood!
However, fate is fickle, and you never know what will happen in the next second.
Just as I picked up Hyorinmaru, an accident occurred.
A living ice dragon appeared before my eyes.
The park where I chose to open the pack underwent a drastic change in celestial phenomena; a blizzard started falling between heaven and earth, and the surface of the lake completely froze.
What made it even more agonizing was after the ice dragon recognized its master.
As I held Hyorinmaru, which had transformed back into a blade, a pillar of snow-colored light shooting straight into the sky actually erupted from my body.
This scene seemed as though Hyorinmaru was announcing its descent to the heavens and the earth.
Coincidentally, S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury happened to be having a meal in New York, and the moment he discovered the anomaly, he mobilized his forces, locking onto me in less than ten minutes.
Being eager for talented individuals and seeing that my family background was completely clean, he invited me to take up a post at S.H.I.E.L.D.
Originally I wanted to refuse, but alas, the salary and welfare benefits were just too good, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and agree.
Just like that, I became a Level 7 Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
One month after joining, through my unremitting slacking off, my strength had improved by leaps and bounds.
It was a pity that after drawing skills from the system, there would be no qualitative leap.
Much like Captain Toshiro and Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni, it wasn't that their Zanpakutō were no good, but rather the gap in the amount of spiritual pressure within their bodies.
And the amount of spiritual pressure within my own body came from the quantity and quality of the drawn skills; this gap wasn't so easy to close.
Moreover, I finally waited for the squad members promised to me.
Heh, this was great now; finally, I wouldn't have to pour tea or write reports myself anymore!
[Detected that the host is in a pleasant mood, Pleasure Points +100]
Then what should our squad be called?
The Marvel squad name that left the deepest impression in my own memory was the X-Men, so I would just make a Y Squad; this way it wouldn't count as clout-chasing.
Not to mention, this new teammate was really not bad; Catalina was an absolute hot-blooded maiden, her full desires written plainly on her face, and she was just short of saying: "I am irreconcilable with evil!"
As for the opening line, I had already practiced it many times, waiting until I walked to the designated position.
Bathed in sunlight, I revealed the warm boy's smile I had practiced no less than several hundred times, and spoke that line: "Welcome to Y-Sector: SaltedFish Squad, let's slack off together... ah no, create a better life together!!!!"
At the same time, I silently prayed in my heart that the blonde girl's report-writing skill trees were maxed out. The reports here were simply too many, and every tiny matter required a report to be written; this kind of non-slacking behavior could only be left to her.
Just like that, I began a wonderful life, slacking off at work every day and getting off work right on time.
All missions that could be pushed away were pushed, because I knew that my happy time wouldn't last much longer; once Tony became Iron Man, this world wouldn't remain as peaceful and wonderful as it was now!
Taking advantage of the time I could still enjoy, enjoying it more, and slacking off more to improve myself would allow me to seize the initiative in the upcoming world crises.
Sure enough, as the time of Iron Man's birth approached, the world began to grow chaotic, and the missions I needed to execute also increased.
The first mission; taking a look, it was extremely simple!
I directly used the animal control ability acquired through the Idle System.
[Purple: (Pirate Series) Dango Dango no Mi (1-Star) "Forced taming, restricted to animal types"]
I let my bird army carry out targeted strikes against ordinary people like criminal syndicates.
All the remaining time was slacking time, and I farmed a wave properly.
[Detected that the host was in a pleasant mood during the mission, Pleasure Points +30]
[Detected that the host was in a pleasant mood during the mission, Pleasure Points +30]
Amidst Catalina's puzzled gaze, I successfully completed the first Y Squad mission!
The following time was spent on everyday slacking off, cheerfully welcoming the second mission.
During the mission, I firmly held onto the idea of slacking off, and amidst Catalina's endless nagging, I chose to visit a hot spring. And this time, Catalina finally fell after all.
Waiting until the hot spring and massage package was complete successfully increased my Pleasure Points by 200+.
Only then did I start heading toward the designated location, the Brooklyn abandoned factory.
What I didn't expect was that this gang's transaction was so troublesome; by the time I collected the evidence, they had actually dragged things out until almost time to get off work!
I wasn't going to stand for this!!!
Right now, no one could stop me from comprehending the Dao of Slacking.
With no other choice, I could only show off a trick in front of Catalina, hoping she wouldn't fall in love with me afterward!
Following that, I used a single move, "Heavenly Phenomenon Descends," to freeze the factory solid, ensuring the people inside wouldn't die within 24 hours.
I happily got off work!!!!
What should I do today???
Decided, it's you, the red-light district!!!
[Detected that the host forced an early departure from work and is in a pleasant mood, Pleasure Points +100]
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