Marvel: Omniscient and Omnipotent, Starting with the Ultimate Slacker's Guide
Chapter 4

Fishing Up a Wolverine?

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California, Parks Casino.

Catalina secretly watched Tony Stark at a distant gambling table.

More than two full months had passed since the mission was assigned.

Catalina had found absolutely nothing unusual about Tony Stark.

He was just an arrogant, pleasure-seeking, uncontrollable troublemaker.

After observing him for this period, she realized that with his personality, he would never engage in illegal arms dealing.

He was simply a man who did business, nothing more!

Believing that this guy was smuggling was less believable than thinking he had slept with several beauties again today.

There was also another guy who gave people no peace of mind.

Catalina looked at Yu Xian, who was at the same table as Tony, and truly wanted to crack open his head to see what exactly was inside.

God, we were supposed to be secretly tailing them, okay!

How could he just walk right up to them?

The people in the casino began to disperse.

Yu Xian and the regrouped Catalina watched as a reporter named Christine Everhart approached Tony to interview him.

Knowing that Tony would have another wonderful night today.

Yu Xian also prepared to seek out his own source of happiness.

"Hey, hey, Captain, you're leaving already?"

"Don't worry. I've already arranged everything. There won't be any problems."

Yu Xian covertly glanced at the bird in the tree—White Phoenix, the third general of his animal intelligence network.

He activated the Whisper-Whisper Fruit and transmitted his voice over a long distance, ordering him to follow Tony closely.

Now, all he had to do was wait for the coming plot and watch Tony get captured by the Ten Rings.

"Now isn't the time for me to make my entrance!"

After Tony left with the female reporter.

Yu Xian began considering where to spend the night.

He had heard that a pair of twins had arrived in the red-light district?

Perhaps...

[Detected that the host is continuously delighted. Pleasure Points +100] [Detected that the host is continuously delighted. Pleasure Points +200] [Detected that the host is continuously delighted. Pleasure Points +100] [Ding!] [The host's accumulated Pleasure Points have reached 500,000. Achievement reward now unlocked.] [For every accumulated 500,000 Pleasure Points, the host will receive one random golden treasure chest, from which the host may obtain a golden skill reward.]

Two hours later.

Yu Xian lay leisurely on a large, soft waterbed, enjoying the twins' post-battle massage.

"Harder!"

At Yu Xian's command, the blonde twins beside him hurriedly increased the pressure of their hands.

The two blonde beauties' nimble fingers roamed Yu Xian's back, precisely finding every sore spot. Sometimes they kneaded gently, sometimes they pressed heavily, their rhythm just right.

Their delicate jade-like fingers completely relaxed every muscle in Yu Xian's body, and his fatigue vanished along with the tension.

Thinking of the system notification from earlier.

Yu Xian immediately checked his panel and found that there was indeed an extra inventory slot. When he tapped it—

[Ding!] [Host, would you like to open the golden treasure chest?]

It really was true. Yu Xian looked at the prompt, his heart burning with excitement.

"Open the golden treasure chest!" Yu Xian silently said to himself.

[Ding!] [Congratulations, host. You have received the following rewards. Please choose one:] [Gold: (Dragon Ball series) Nimbus] [Gold: (Marvel series) Wolverine Regenerative Ability] [Gold: (Naruto series) Eight-Tails Gyuki Transformation]

The three options appeared before him. Yu Xian stroked his chin and fell into thought.

Nimbus?

It was fast, but he had the Stand ability Star Platinum. Flying was not a problem, and if he remembered correctly, didn't this thing require a pure heart?

Mm-mm-mm-mm~~~~

Pass.

Eight-Tails Gyuki Transformation?

Its destructive power was sufficient, but that appearance...

Yu Xian imagined himself turning into a giant octopus monster and shuddered all over.

Forget it, forget it. It was too ugly. It would ruin his mood for slacking off.

Wolverine Regenerative Ability?

This was good!

With this thing, plus the passive boost to his speed, strength, and precision from Star Platinum!

His life would be even more secure now!

He could slack off even more recklessly.

"I choose you, Wolverine Regenerative Ability!"

[Ding!] [Congratulations, host. You have obtained the golden ability: "Wolverine's Healing Factor."]

A warm current instantly spread through his entire body, and Yu Xian felt as though something inside him was stirring.

To test its effects, he used Ice-Make Magic to create an ice blade.

He paid no attention to the twins' reactions. As a regular customer, he had long since stopped hiding anything from them or worrying about revealing his abilities!

After all, he had already used Ice-Make Magic to spice things up during their activities!!!

He slashed his left arm.

With a ripping sound, a tiny wound appeared. Yet strangely, not a drop of blood flowed out.

Hiss, that really hurt!

But visibly.

That tiny wound healed at an astonishing speed. Within seconds, his skin returned to normal without leaving even a scar.

"Perfect!"

Yu Xian nodded in satisfaction. Now he could really let himself go!

[Detected that the host is delighted after obtaining a new ability. Pleasure Points +200]

The next morning, in a luxurious room somewhere in the red-light district.

Sunlight filtered through the gap in the curtains and fell across Yu Xian's face.

He rolled over and instinctively reached forward, mumbling, "What time is it..."

"Coo coo~ coo coo~"

A soft birdcall sounded. Yu Xian opened his eyes and saw a white owl standing on the windowsill, tilting its head as it watched him.

"White Phoenix, is there news?"

White Phoenix was one of the three major leaders of Yu Xian's animal intelligence network. Everything that flew in the sky fell under his management.

He was also responsible for monitoring Tony Stark.

White Phoenix nodded and reported in bird language, "Coo coo, coo coo coo! (Tony has already departed for the Middle East. The plan can begin!)"

Yu Xian sprang out of bed like a carp and stretched. "The show is starting!"

He walked to the window, looked at the bright sunlight outside, and the corner of his mouth lifted slightly.

"Tony Stark, are you ready to receive your surprise?"

[Detected that the host is delighted at the thought of taking action soon. Pleasure Points +100]

He turned to look at the still-sleeping twins, bent down to give each of them a gentle kiss on the cheek, and softly said, "Babies, I'm leaving first. See you tonight."

Then, he changed into a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent uniform, put on sunglasses, and walked out the door, leaving only a stack of cash on the bedside table.

"It's time to begin my stage performance!" Yu Xian flexed his wrist, excitement gleaming in his eyes.

Downstairs, Catalina was anxiously waiting outside.

Something terrible had happened. In just one night, Tony had gone to the Middle East to sell weapons.

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