Marvel's Ultimate Slacker
Chapter 114

Avengers Squad Gets Slapped in the Face (1)

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Looking at Blonsky who had transformed back into human form on the ground, General Ross's face twitched.

"I said, Blonsky will give it to you." After saying that, Kino gently patted Ross on the shoulder, "How about it, I'm very honest, right?"

Honesty, you daddy!

What I want is the monster's corpse, not the crippled Blonsky. Although I don't know what happened, Ross can still tell that "Abomination" has gone to that magical book. As for Blonsky on the ground... I'm afraid that there is no "gene" at all, and he is a useless person.

There's no use taking it back.

I originally thought about using the "gene" of Blonsky to alleviate my own troubles, but who would have thought...

That's fucked up!

Betty ran over in a hurry. "Bruce, Bruce... Where did you do Bruce?"

"Betty!" Ross was very angry.

Pops Trouble is about to come. As my daughter, you actually care about your man?

Kino stepped forward and patted her shoulder, smiling, "I think what you should be most concerned about now is not where he went, but what you should do!"

"Me?" Betty was stunned.

"Yes, you! You should also plan for your future. You can't even do that kind of thing. Once he gets too excited, he will become Hulk. At that time, he will lose his mind, and for some reason... he will accidentally kill you. I believe you must have had this experience, right?"

Banner will indeed remember Betty a little bit when it transforms into Hulk, but who can guarantee that there will be no accidents?

"And..." Kino glanced at Betty's lower body playfully, "I think... you don't have to wait until he goes crazy and kills you, you... I'm afraid you will also be exploded!"

"What... what do you mean?" The pure Miss Betty didn't understand.

But Big Cousin on the side understood instantly, and she smiled evilly.

When she transformed into Hulk, she also transformed into that thing. Although she didn't look at it,... she could basically feel the size of that thing.

Seriously, it might actually explode.

That thing is really thick, about forty or fifty centimeters in circumference, right?

She was certain that no human woman could bear it!

What's more, from a circumference of 10 centimeters, it suddenly increased four to five times in size, and it was stretched instantly. It would definitely be unbearable and burst!

"What you should consider now is to break up with him and marry a normal person and then have a husband and raise children instead of just waiting for him to recover. Don't you think that he can get better? Don't be stupid, that's impossible! His is not a dual personality, but two people in one body. And as time goes by, this separation will become more and more obvious."

Saying that, Kino smiled.

"Perhaps one day in the future, Banner will never appear again, and Hulk will replace him."

"No, no, no, no, no... no, this is not true, not true..." Betty squatted on the ground with a thud, she couldn't accept it.

"Okay, the matter is settled, then... it's time for me to say goodbye."

Kino turned around and called out the portal, and the three of them entered and disappeared one after another.

Looking at the slowly closing portal, Ross sighed and patted his daughter on the shoulder, "Although that guy is a bastard, what he said is indeed reasonable."

"Even if you are able to give birth to offspring, your child, my grandson... do you think he will be a normal person? And if it is as he said, the differences will become more and more serious in the future. If one day Banner disappears, leaving only Hulk... What should you do then? Who do you love? Banner... or that green monster?"

"I will never allow this scene to happen, take Miss back." Ross ordered to the soldiers on the side.

"Yes, General. Miss, please."

Odd Jobs Shop.

"Are you ready? Is the location secret? I don't want to get into any extra trouble!" Kino received a call from Peggy·Carter.

"Well, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s simulated combat training room!"

Kino frowned, simulated fighting?

Is it similar to the one in X-Men?

"Are you sure?"

"Hmm!"

In fact, Kino doesn't like training them in S.H.I.E.L.D., after all, there are too many people with eyesight! If he wants to hide it, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s "Heaven's Eye" will not be able to find him. He is not afraid of Hydra either, have you ever heard that elephants are afraid of Ant? What he is unhappy about is that Captain America and the others may be noticed. After all, Captain America and Carter are still under close surveillance by Hydra.

"That's up to you. Prepare what I want. I'll be there later."

After hesitating for a while, Carter whispered, "Okay! You... aren't you angry?"

"Why are you angry?"

"I find that I am stupid sometimes. Since you can read minds, you should also be able to detect my thoughts, right?" Carter sighed.

"Of course!"

"Then why do you still agree?" Carter was puzzled.

"I agree, that's because I don't mind your little calculations at all, because I won't fall for them at all! It can also be said that within the scope of my permission, I allow you to make some small calculations. However - these are not unlimited, do you understand?"

Carter's heart trembled. "I understand."

"Hmm!"

Kino picked up the phone, and an hour later, it appeared at the coordinate point given by Peggy·Carter. The feelings were not with Agent Building, nor S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters, but with Helicarrier.

No wonder she's not afraid of being noticed.

So far, the control of Helicarrier is still in the hands of Nick Fury, and it is easy for him to block his sight.

At this moment, Helicarrier is not in the sky, but on the sea.

In the simulated combat training room, "Captain America"Steve·Rogers, Peggy·Carter, "Black Widow"Natasha·Romanoff, "Hawkeye"Clint·Barton, "Mockingbird"Barbara·Morse, Maria·Hill, Sharon·Carter, Melinda·Mei, and Nick·Fury are already inside.

Although the director is on the replacement list, he still has to come and see what "Armament Haki" is, right?

The training room is very large, nearly 100 meters.

Kino did not show up, he sat aside and watched calmly.

Hawkeye is playing with his bow and arrow, aiming at the "target" in the distance. Her daughter-in-law Mockingbird is repairing her own "metal rod" weapon.

Black Widow is sitting directly opposite Kino. Of course, she cannot see Kino. She lowers her head and wonders what she is thinking about?

Captain America, Carter, and Fury gathered together and talked about something.

Sharon was looking at Captain America from a distance.

Only Hill and Mei were the calmest, standing quietly on the side, with no indication of what they were thinking on their silent expressions.

"If you don't mind reminding me, it's already been an hour." Nick Fury was slightly dissatisfied.

"It's better to forget it and wait a little longer." Having been trained just now, Carter thought it would be better not to force him again.

"Will it not be discovered?" Captain America already knows about Hydra.

"Don't worry, I've already done some manipulation. What they see... will just be another picture." Nick Fury said.

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