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Chapter 204

Battle of New York (4)

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The bull rushes... No, the dog rushes!

Doberman seemed to be tired of the attacks with one mouth and one claw, and sprinted crazily on the street with its huge body that was three meters high and nearly two meters wide.

He sprinted head-on, darting from the end of the street to the street.

Turn around again and hit the end of the street from the street.

Anyone hit by it will either die or be maimed, and its powerful force is even stronger than Erha!

So more humans began to thank Cerberus and Satan.

Mephisto: What are you doing, MMP?

After Battle of New York, Amazon Marketplace suddenly had many "Cerberus" figures, paintings, and even bronze castings and other "consecrated products" online, which you can take home and worship.

It was hot for a while.

Of course, this is all a story for later.

The "skateboards" Chitauri Soldiers flying in the sky realized that something was wrong, and began to gather together, focusing their fire on Cerberus. They fired countless lasers, and Biubiu's... shot them down.

Just like bombing Hulk in the movie.

Doberman was temporarily suppressed.

"Sir, should we help it?"

"What are you helping with? That's Cerberus, and you can help?" the old policeman said.

"But it..."

Before the little policeman finished speaking, Doberman suddenly raised his head. The middle head looked up to the sky and sprayed out dark green poison, the right head sprayed out hot black and red flames, and the left head was covered in biting frost.

Of course, each head does not have a fixed series of magic attacks. It is just that after one head casts one of the magics, the others cannot be used at the same time. If only one head attacks, all three series of magics can be cast.

The Chitauri Soldiers that was sprayed by the demonic flames howled and turned into flying ashes in an instant; the ones that were contaminated by the deadly poison turned into thick water in the blink of an eye; the ones that were hit by the frost instantly turned into solid ice and fell to the ground and shattered into powder.

All the police officers were beeping stupidly on the spot.

Old policeman. "Look, I just said no."

Damn, Cerberus is really strong, one Venom, one of flame and one of frost.

Is it like this in the Myth?

Forget it, the Myth is also untrue!

Chitauri Soldiers noticed that it couldn't fly and wanted to attack it from a distance, but unfortunately they didn't know - Doberman's strongest power was the three-series magic attack, followed by the tyrannical power of the body. And the stronger and more energy he passively absorbed, the more powerful the magic damage was.

Of course, Doberman is not invincible. The absorption of his body is also limited. If he inhales too much in a short period of time, his body will explode.

Powerful ones like Odin and the Ancient One can kill him with a huge magic bombardment in an instant.

Doberman cannot fly, but its jumping ability is super strong. Although it is not as good as Hulk, it is similar. In addition, it can run in any position, such as vertical walls, upside down on the ceiling, and water.

In short, you can't run on air.

(Nonsense, isn't that just like flying?)

Nor can it be teleported like the big dog Lockjaw in "Inhuman".

Although his magic attack ability is stronger, the belligerent Doberman prefers to use physical power to intimidate the enemy. After getting rid of the "fly" on the top of his head, it attacked again, of course... without leaving the cafe too far.

"Stark, we are at your three o'clock direction, heading northeast." At this time, Captain America's group, which had been flying in for a long time, finally arrived.

Speaking of two teams flying together, Tony flew faster.

Quinjet is too slow.

"What? Do you want to have a leisurely meal on the way? Come to Park Street, I will lure..."

At this moment, he discovered the Hell three-headed dog on the ground.

"Oh, Krabs! Hey guys, guess what I found?"

"Do you still have time to play around?" Captain America said.

"OK... you will definitely not guess what I found, it is-"Cerberus"." Tony said.

"What?" Everyone was stunned.

What?

"Cerberus! Are your ears deaf?" Tony said while blasting away the following Chitauri Soldiers.

"No! Cerberus... is that what you are talking about - Cerberus?" Black Widow asked with a frown.

"That's right, Agent Romanoff, the Cerberus I'm talking about is the one you're thinking about at the moment." Tony joked.

"Oh, my God."

No one thought that Tony would make a joke at this time. Hell's three-headed dog came out, oh, what a joke!

"Yes... it was also summoned by Loki?" Captain America frowned, it was getting more and more troublesome.

"Uh... it doesn't seem to be the case, oh, YSE, well done!"

Just as he was talking, Tony suddenly shouted in surprise, leaving everyone confused.

At this moment, Doberman had just used three-series magic to blow away the flies that focused on him. When Tony saw it, he couldn't help but praise how beautiful it was.

"Hey, let's get down to business!" Captain America asked.

"Oh--Popsicle Captain, I'm sorry. I think...Cerberus was not summoned by Loki. If so, there might be some conflict between them." Tony said jokingly.

"What?" Everyone became more and more confused. What is this talking about?

"It's attacking Chitauri Army! What it did just now was so beautiful. You didn't see it. It has three heads... one spitting poison, one spitting fire, and one frost. It's so beautiful. Fortunately, I'm not the Collector, otherwise I would have to buy one. Well... By the way, everyone, do you know... where can I buy Cerberus?" Tony asked.

"Hell." Peggy·Carter said.

"If it's not Loki's subordinate, then... it should be Kino·Marcus's, there are just some weird things there." Captain America said.

The last time I went to Odd Jobs Shop, I saw a white horse.

"Oh, when you say that... I seem to remember that a few months ago, he just turned a dying Rabbit into a human being in front of me. Well, a big beauty. So, it is indeed his person... well, his dog." Tony said.

In this case, Cerberus is not really "Cerberus"?

"Rabbit? Is it Angela Baby?" Peggy·Carter said.

"Is that the name? I'm not sure. Oh... these damn cockroach people are really difficult to deal with."

While talking, he was pestered by a group of "skateboard" monsters again.

"Goldman Street There's no need to go, there's Cerberus alone... no, one dog can conquer the whole street. You guys hurry up to Park Street and I'll lure the enemy over."

When I flew over my own Stark Industries Tower, I felt silently distressed for a second.

MMP's.

The Stark logo that he was most proud of was destroyed by Loki and Thor in the battle. MMP will be looking for trouble in the future.

"By the way, are Kino·Marcus here?" Captain America asked.

"I haven't found it yet, but I saw a street fighter... well, "street fighter"!" Tony replied.

Doberman dominates a street - Street Fighter!

That's right.

"If he comes, then this battle will come to an end." Captain America said.

Although he was very unconvinced, he was well aware of Kino's strength, which was unfathomable. He said that he could blow up all Chitauri Army by clapping his hands, and he didn't think there was any problem at all.

"Why... you are going to be passive and slow down at work. This is not the Popsicle Captain I know!" Tony snorted.

"I didn't say that."

"You want to lose to him?"

"Never."

"Good, I don't want to either! Let's compete and see who can kill more "cockroach monsters"?" Tony placed a bet, "Whoever loses will wash the other person's underwear for a month."

"Oh, I won't compete with you!"

"You're afraid of losing!" Just as he was about to tease Captain America, Tony suddenly roared, "Oh, Crab!!!"

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