Marvel's Ultimate Slacker
Chapter 51

You Call Yourself Donnie Shitak? (Revised)

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Afghanistan Mijun Airport.

Ha.

To be honest, it was well known in the previous life that the soldiers of United States were undisciplined. I never thought that it would still be so bad in this Marvel Earth.

And, United States people's enjoyment is also top-notch.

In this hot and barren area of the desert, artificial beaches can actually be created?

Although it's not big, but... hehe, I really don't know whether the United States soldiers are here for vacation or "work".

Kino was lying lazily on the beach chair, wearing sunglasses, with a "full cup of Fire Dragon fruit juice" in his left hand and a "**" in his right hand.

Yeah, a hot and sexy Middle Eastern girl.

The helicopter landed slowly from the sky. Kino picked up the Fire Dragon fruit cup and said hello to the future "War Machine" James·Rhodes walking down from the distance.

"Hi!"

"Hmph!"

The other party only responded with a cold scowl, and then walked away angrily.

"Not polite."

"Aren't you afraid that they will find the person first and slap you in the face?"

On the other side, Black Widow Natasha is wearing a hot bikini and is also lying on a beach chair sunbathing. What a beautiful body. This is much better than Scarlett in another world. Thin but not shriveled, plump but not bloated. If you lose one point, you will be too thin, if you gain one point, you will be too fat. What a perfect body.

It's a pity that the beautiful woman lying next to you is a mass grave.

Kino knew that Black Widow was just seducing her to retaliate for being teased in the hotel that day! Although her body was indeed beautiful, Kino still suppressed the anger in her heart.

He rubbed the meat ball next to him.

Well, Kino is also not interested in this beautiful witch from the Middle East. She just wants to pass the time and live like a rich second generation.

"Oh, if he had that ability, he would have found him long ago. Why does he still need us?" Kino curled his lips in disdain.

Seeing that the other party easily ignored her temptation, Black Widow felt a little unhappy.

"Are we going to stay here the whole time for 'vacation'?"

"Don't worry, oh?" Suddenly, Kino's expression changed, and he gently patted the beautiful witch beside him, "My dear, you can leave."

"Hani, that person's..."

"Don't worry, the colonel just now will pay for your extra money. You can go to the Lion's Gate and tell him that if he doesn't pay, I won't help him." Kino smiled slyly.

"Really?" The beautiful witch's eyes lit up.

"Of course, if he doesn't give it to you, I will give it to you!"

"Then thank you, Honey!" The beautiful witch gave her a sweet kiss before leaving, "Bo", "This is a parting gift, there is no charge."

Feeling the heat on his face, Kino felt helpless for a while.

Watching the hot ass leave, Black Widow looked at Kino in confusion. "Such a top-notch beauty, you just give up like that?"

"This kind of woman is actually a military concubine. Although her qualifications are good, she is just a military concubine at the general level. I have always disliked this kind of person." Kino smacked his lips.

They are indeed military concubines, but they are not the kind who follow the army. In these big-headed barracks that are stationed in other places all year round, there are no women at all. It is inevitable that the big-headed soldiers will cause some messy affairs between men. The superiors have specially approved a sum of funds. This money can be used to recruit willing ones from outside. Basically, they come once a week.

These military girls include specialized prostitutes, bar girls, sauna girls, small models, and even small stars. Of course, the higher the price, the higher the price.

Generally only general officers can enjoy it.

The beautiful witch just now is said to be a little star, but...Kino doesn't recognize her.

In a poor place like Afghanistan, she can only earn 10,000 US dollars every time she makes an appearance.

Black Widow's face changed slightly, and she suddenly realized that Kino was obviously interested in her, but had no reason to attack her.

She felt that she was a little unjust. In fact, she had only had a few sexual encounters, no more than ten. Compared with others, in her long eighty-year life, this number had been very, very, very few.

Those Hollywood actresses sleep more in one month than she does in her entire life.

In order to complete the task, she most often uses the skill of seduction, but seduction is just seduction... but there are few times where she has to fight with real swords and guns.

Compared with United States woman, she is already very chaste, right?

But she quickly got rid of her depression, turned around and asked, "Did you discover something?"

"Well, Tony·Stark has already built his equipment and started to escape." Kino said while complaining, "To be honest, I am a little depressed. If you build armor under their eyes, none of the freedom fighters can find out?"

Is it too low?

Are you still kidnapping?

Stupid or not!

Black Widow rolled his eyes. "Since he started to run away, you..."

"Don't worry, let him be happy first." Kino smiled and waved his hand.

"..."

In fact, he was a little confused. How come nothing happened when Tony fell from the sky? Civil War During the airport battle, "War Machine"Rhodes fell from the sky, broke his spine and almost died. Tony went in a large parabola, and the first-generation mecha MK1 was only made of steel and had no ability to resist shock and buffering.

Even if it is a desert, it is not water.

The scorched sand in the desert is also very hard. The two fell at about the same distance. Even though the performance of the first-generation MK1 was not strong, Tony survived?

Well, even if you didn't break your spine, you still spit out blood.

There's not even blood. Isn't it too childish?

Haha, he really deserves to be the protagonist.

I feel pity for "War Machine". Rhodes is loved and loved by no one. Suddenly... Kino doesn't really hate that Blackhead either.

"Oh? It's finally my turn to take action!" Kino stood up with a smile, wrapped in thick fog, and disappeared...

In a certain cave, Tony and Yinsen are staging a "Prison Break Battle"!

"Remember, walk forward 41 steps to the door, walk 16 steps, take the fork on the right, and turn right after 33 steps!"

"OK, remember."

At this moment, the explosives set at the gate exploded, and the two miserable passers-by were blown into pieces.

"Start the power system."

"OK, how... how to do it?"

"Press the F11 key, when you see the progress bar, press ctrl and I, and then press the Enter key!"

"OK, okay. They are coming!" Yinsen said nervously.

"Don't worry, just help me install it first."

"They're coming, they're coming... Well, there's not enough time! Hey, I'm going to buy you some time!" Yinsen said anxiously, then picked up the AK of a passerby and rushed out like a death warrior, "Ahhhhhhh--"

"Hey--Yinsen, follow the plan, follow the plan..."

Yinsen has rushed out.

"Yinsen--"

After charging, Tony finally reached the door after a lot of fighting, but Yinsen had already been punched through the body and was waiting to die.

"Stark."

"Come on, we have to go." Seeing the old man's dying look, Tony's eyes were red, "Come on, get up, man, you have to go see your family."

"My family is dead, I... I want to see them too, Stark."

Tony's eye circles are red.

"Don't worry... I... I don't have anything to worry about anymore."

Tony's chest rose and fell violently, and he smiled dryly, "Thank you for saving..."

At this moment, a thick fog suddenly appeared in the cave. Along with the appearance of the thick fog, there was a deep sound.

--"Are you Tony·Shit Tucker?"

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