Marvel's Ultimate Slacker
Chapter 52

This Joke Will Last Me a Lifetime

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The sudden turn of events shocked both of them.

Tony was stunned.

The dying Yinsen also widened his eyes.

Is the young man who suddenly walked out of the "dense fog" an enemy or a friend?

Tony was stunned for a moment, quickly put down his mask, raised his fuel injection weapon, and was alert.

"Are you Tony·Shit Tucker?"

That's right, the young man who appeared in the thick fog is naturally Kino.

"Who are you?"

"Tony·Shit Tucker?"

"I am...Tonys Tucker, not Tony Shit Tucker." Tony blinked and replied coldly.

"Tony Shit Tucker, I'm here to save you, come with me!"

"What... you, you, you - who are you? Why should I believe you?" After a series of life and death blows, Tony now doesn't trust anyone except Yinsen.

"[Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Bureau]... part-time personnel, entrusted by your old buddy Rhodes, come to rescue you." It was a waste of time, Kino directly took out the ID given to him by Nick Fury.

"What... what... what kind of situation, part-time job? Rhodes sent you here?" Tony was confused.

"Oh, yes, he is Tony·"Shit Tucker"... cough cough cough." At this time, Yinsen suddenly laughed, maybe he could finally breathe a sigh of relief, "Ha,... I will use this joke for the rest of my life... Ha, cough cough."

After saying the last words, Yinsen began to die.

"Oh, there is another dying person here? Forget it, let's save you too!"

Time waits not for us!

The white "Phoenix Flame" was slapped on Yinsen's chest, and a searing and harsh crackling sound sounded, which was a bit creepy.

Yinsen, who was about to die, suddenly opened his eyes, his face was a little distorted by the heat: "Ahh--ahhhhhh--"

The sound was so brutal that even the freedom fighters guarding outside gave them goosebumps.

"Wait, wait, wait, what are you doing?" Tony was shocked and raised the fuel injection weapon again.

"If you don't want him to die, you'd better put down your weapon." Kino glanced coldly.

"..."

After hesitating for a while, Tony lowered his hand.

"Good, this is right."

White flames penetrated from the wound and regenerated the damaged tissue at an extremely fast speed. In less than a second, long Phoenix Flame spurted out from his eyes. However, Phoenix Flame had no temperature, so it would not burn his eyes.

Seeing this scene, Tony felt a little angry in the back of his mind.

"Ugh--ahhhh... ahhh--ouch... ahhhhhhh--"

After an inhuman scream, Kino raised his hand, Phoenix Flame retracted it, and Yinsen tilted his neck - Gaba stopped, as if dead.

"Yinsen--"

"What's going on?" Tony asked forcefully.

"Get up, stop pretending to be dead!" Kino was speechless, and just raised his leg and kicked it.

"Ahem, I finally met Death, and you brought me back again. Oh, the goddess is so beautiful." Although he opened his eyes, Yinsen still had an unfinished expression on his face.

Death?

Kino's eyebrows twitched, then he raised his hand to cover Yinsen's face, and shook it off. "You're not awake yet, are you? You're not awake yet, are you? You're not awake yet, are you?"

"Wake up, wake up, stop fighting, wake up..." Yinsen was scrambling to cover it up.

"Stop talking nonsense when you wake up."

Also Death?

"Death", one of the Five Great Beingss in the universe, is the end point of all life in the universe. You should be seeing Mephisto when you are on earth!

How can you, a street-fighting person like you, see "death"?

"I didn't say... I really didn't lie." Unexpectedly, Yinsen suddenly became furious and said excitedly, "When I was about to die, I saw a very, very beautiful woman. She said she was "Death", and she asked me to tell you something."

"What words?"

"She said--[She is interested in you, she kind of likes you.]"

Kino frowned. "..."

It can't really be Death, right?

But "Death" represents the end of everything in the universe, and Kino "Phoenix's Child" represents life. The two of them can never meet. Kino's rebirth ability is much stronger than Deadpool. In addition, the two are not on the same level. Deadpool is just cursed and cannot die, while Kino is [living].

He and "Death" are just like God VS Satan.

What made him frown was that it wasn't that Death fell in love with him, but... he wouldn't have recruited Thanos in advance, would he?

Even if he was recruited, he wouldn't be afraid.

"Nonsense, what you saw was an illusion!" Kino raised his hand and slapped Yinsen.

"Uh... hallucination?" Yinsen scratched his head and was a little confused. He didn't know the so-called universe system.

So, I was somewhat confused.

But why does it feel so real?

Tony next to him was stunned on the spot, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, he's alive... Yinsen, who was already dying, actually survived?

Have I seen Jesus?

"Yinsen... Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, better than ever. I... I even feel like I'm several years younger?" Yinsen said as he tore off his clothes. The area where he was shot was completely bare, without even a scar.

Now the two of them were dumbfounded again.

"In that case, you can go now. It's rude to keep people waiting for too long."

After saying that, Kino waved his left hand, and the thick round fog appeared again.

A flick of the right hand.

"Let's go--"

"Ahhhhhhhh."

Yinsen was thrown into Fog Sphere, and the sound disappeared.

"He, he... where did he go?" Tony asked with wide eyes.

"Afghanistan Military military base, your old buddy James is there! Okay, you can go." Kino raised his hand again, preparing to slap him again.

"Wait a minute--!"

Tony's body was shaken, bang... and he took a step back.

"Before leaving, I have to resolve this grudge first!"

"This is human nature."

"Thanks, I'll make them pay."

The arm jerked downwards, click, the ammunition was loaded, and Tony strode out.

Da da da da da--

Soon, fierce fighting and crying sounds came from outside.

"Well, it's like watching a movie."

Kino was hiding in the space, standing in the air and watching the scene happening in front of him. It turns out that this is the effect of fire oil sprayed on people?

After Tony burned all the weapons and ammunition, his tracks were finally interrupted.

"Oh, now it's finally time to ask for help, right?"

"..."

What surprised Kino was that Tony did not call for help, but launched a jet escape after disposing of the last weapons and ammunition!

Seeing "Iron Man" flying high into the sky in the distance, then turning off and falling, Kino helplessly covered his forehead, then sighed and waved his hand.

"Ahhhhhh--"

A circle of thick fog suddenly appeared in mid-air...Iron Man Biu--got in and disappeared.

"I saved your life again, shit Tucker." Kino smiled.

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