My Girlfriend Is a Magical Girl!

My Girlfriend Is a Magical Girl! Author: Aoluo'er

Introduction:

When you think of summer, you think of youth, romance, love triangles, the sparkling sweat of youthful beauties under the sun, and their shy expressions.

Lu Ming thought so, but this world also possessed cute existences like Magical Girls, and what was more, one of them was his childhood friend.

[In the year 2030, you became the Great Demon King who destroyed the world. Even the strongest Magical Girl, 'Deep Blue', was no match for you. You defeated her, but at that moment you learned that she was the intimate childhood friend you lost touch with after graduating from high school. Her diary entries stopped on the day you parted ways with her; she loved you.]

[Restore a close and affectionate relationship with your childhood friend, Reward: XXX]

Lu Ming was a bit confused; he was currently in high school, and this system of yours seemed to arrive a little too early.

Well, since she was a childhood friend, there was nothing he could do.

However, as time passed, Lu Ming found that the Magical Girls around him seemed to be growing in number, and also... why did things smell like a love triangle?

My Future is a Super-Duper-Mega Villain!

The end-of-class bell rang, and students crawled and scrambled out of the classroom to run to the canteen. Lu Ming sat by the window where green leaves brushed past, writing in his diary.

"May 15th, sunny at Haiyang Middle School, the sound of basketballs from the distant playground is loud. After advancing to the sophomore year, we moved to the newly built teaching building as required by the school. The environment is quiet and serene, and I want to record my recent thoughts."

"The pedantic and conservative Teacher Wang has retired at the age of sixty. The English teacher who took his place is a newly graduated college student, fashionable and pretty. The classmates don't like him, but I have always deeply respected Teacher Wang, who upheld professional ethics and never gave up on a single student. Upon his retirement, Teacher Wang solemnly presented me with a fountain pen that his mentor had given him—a pen with a history of forty years."

"I gave a return gift: a bracelet I bought with my part-time job earnings and wore for three years. He made a weird expression and refused it, but upon second thought, a Super Hurricane 40k Warhammer Skull bracelet really isn't very suitable for a sixty-year-old retired teacher. Fortunately, he accepted the mung bean cake, but that also made the monitor girl, who likes to vie for favor, harbor an even greater opinion of me."

"Joining the Student Council might be a troublesome matter for me, but it is rumored that Student Council members can buy snacks and drinks from the canteen at cost price. As someone whose parents work in the capital, an ordinary working-class family youth living alone in Haiyang City, I feel I can be a bit frugal to save money to buy a better computer for looking up information online."

"Perhaps I will grow old like this as an ordinary transmigrator, but maybe that isn't a bad thing either. I will die as an upright, friendly, and humorous classmate, friend, and good husband."

"Recently I have been thinking that perhaps I should marry nine beauties so as not to waste my identity as a transmigrator, and maybe marrying a Magical Girl wouldn't be bad either. Yet the identities of Magical Girls are a secret of the World Government; what kind of lives do they usually lead? As a young and handsome high school student, I am very curious."

"Lu Ming."

"Sophomore year, by the sun-drenched green leaves."

Lu Ming put down his pen.

Having transmigrated to this world for sixteen years, he had only gradually recalled the memories of his past life last month. Yet the two worlds didn't seem to have any differences; pop music and art were identical, except that the concept of countries had weakened, and a World Government had simply been added.

The only two changes were that this world possessed Evil Beasts that attacked humans, and Magical Girls who protected the world.

Hundreds of years ago, Evil Beasts of varying appearances and possessing magical power appeared in this peaceful world. They invaded human homes and harmed mankind. No one knew what their purpose was, only that their threats were growing greater, until the appearance of Magical Girls slowly brought peace, yet the danger belonging to Evil Beasts was still by their side.

And Magical Girls, as heroes who resisted Evil Beasts and as beautiful maidens, became wonderful symbols in people's hearts.

Idols, stars, and world-renowned gifted individuals.

Most Magical Girls chose to hide their identities, but some also publicly cooperated with the World Government, displaying their dreamlike powers and beautiful countenances before the public. They brought a great sense of security to ordinary people who felt uneasy under the disaster of Evil Beasts.

In everyone's heart, there was a dream of a beautiful girl.

Boys wanted to marry Magical Girls.

Girls wanted to become Magical Girls.

Magical Girls were the tangible embodiment of beauty in this world!

Perhaps she usually passed by your side as an ordinary person, silently guarding the peace of the world.

The most famous Magical Girl in Haiyang City known to Lu Ming recently was 'Polaris'. Although she had only appeared for a few months, she quickly became the idol of today's youths, and when walking on night roads one could occasionally see her beautiful figure skimming across the night sky and leaving behind stardust.

After school, Lu Ming got up and left. Today was the day the supermarket downstairs from his apartment building held a sale. He felt his pocket; his remaining living expenses should be enough for the next five days, and if he took advantage of the sale to buy things, he could save two hundred yuan more this month.

Then there was only one goal.

Charge, charge, charge, supermarket scavenging spree!

But before that, he needed to go home first and drop off his schoolbag.

Just as he walked to his front door, Lu Ming saw a tall, long-haired black-haired beauty at the opposite door. She had a sweet appearance, wore the short skirt of Dongming International School, and was as pretty as a JK that could only be seen in Douyin filters and dreams.

But Lu Ming knew she really was that pretty.

His childhood friend, Lu Annuan.

Lu Ming's and Lu Annuan's families had lived next door to each other since kindergarten, and both pairs of parents felt they had met too late in life. More than a dozen years had flowed by, and regarding each other, they both harbored the thought of adding the other into their own family genealogies. Under the friendly relationship between the two families, Lu Ming and Lu Annuan had also turned into... childhood enemies.

Lu Annuan was very talented in figure skating and was a well-known beautiful genius in Haiyang. Since childhood she had been the kid from next door, and in elementary school she was already called the Ice Princess, winning quite a few gold and silver medals in competitions. This time she went to a high school in Magic City to act as a competition mercenary for two weeks.

Both sets of parents worked away from home, so only the two of them were left at home, having known each other since childhood.

As for the relationship between Lu Ming and Lu Annuan...

Just like married couples who experienced the seven-year itch.

The sixteen-year childhood friendship of Lu Ming and Lu Annuan had truly started to itch.

Upon entering puberty, one would always find something displeasing about the opposite sex, and after entering high school the two of them frequently bickered. Gradually, Lu Annuan spoke less and less with him, and the two of them hadn't really chatted much for the past thirty days.

"Didn't you say you were coming back next week? Were you returned as defective merchandise?" Lu Ming asked.

"Idiot! I won the competition and came back because I was worried about being interviewed; you have no idea how popular I am!" Lu Annuan furrowed her brow and stuck her tongue out at him. "This time the Dragon King has returned, you'd better watch out so I don't smash your dog head."

She was still just as fond of hitting dog heads.

Lu Ming looked at her spring-willow-like waist and thought.

Innocent yet laced with desire.

Too bad her breasts were still a beta.

No rush though, messing with her would make them grow.

Lu Ming meant normal physical growth and development.

"Don't come bothering me over nothing, alright? I just got back and need to study properly at home to get ready for the monthly exam, I don't have time for you," Lu Annuan grunted.

"Studying?" Lu Ming was surprised.

The person who scored 425 on the mock exam.

Lu Annuan's face darkened.

Lu Ming suddenly heard a voice in his head.

[At 18, you went to the capital for college after graduating from high school, having less and less contact with your childhood sweetheart Lu Annuan, and eventually cutting ties altogether.]

[At 20, the attacks from the evil organization became increasingly fierce, and the magical girls gradually grew overwhelmed. You wondered if there might be some way to stop all this.]

[At 22, you defeated the evil organization, but you quickly became the most powerful demon king as well, deciding to destroy the world.]

[In 2030, you became the pioneer who destroyed the world, establishing a massive evil empire. Countless evil beasts and monsters filled your ranks, and you had one goal and one goal only: to bring about the ruin of this world.]

[And right at that moment, you saw that familiar, valiantly resisting magical girl 'Polaris'. She had another identity—your childhood sweetheart Lu Annuan. The two of you, who had drifted further and further apart since high school graduation, met once again at this very moment, except that you stood with blades drawn against each other.]

[You ended everything, only to find that in Lu Annuan's personal diary, the pages stopped on the day of high school graduation when you and she took your graduation photo. She had always liked you, and you realized that everything happening now stemmed from your high school years.]

What kind of wild unofficial history is this?

Who wrote this unauthorized history of the era?

What about my nine magical girl wives?

Lu Ming stared blankly for half a minute.

If this content was true, and this wasn't some wild unofficial history either, then Lu Ming could distill two pieces of information.

He did not become an upright, friendly, and humorous classmate, friend, and good husband.

Then, he also drifted further and further away from Lu Annuan after high school graduation, all the way until they would meet again more than ten years later.

The two of them, childhood sweethearts who had grown up wearing the same pair of pants since they were little, became complete strangers after high school, turning into the most familiar strangers without ever exchanging a single word.

Lu Ming felt that this was genuinely a bit sad. Although Lu Annuan often stole his potato chips, liked to hide behind him when watching horror movies, always copied his homework, and slept purring against him like a cat when she was tired out—making her an annoying childhood sweetheart—he never intended for the two of them to become strangers just like that, let alone enemies.

She was a brave and helpful beautiful girl; she ought to have lived a happy life.

And... when on earth did you become a magical girl?

Besides, you always pick on my flaws, that's nothing like what liking me looks like.

[Regret-Reversal System activated]

[You know that the beginning of everything started in high school. If in that spring of your second year of high school, when you saw Lu Annuan return from Magic City, you had taken the initiative to invite her to go shopping and get closer, and she had told you the secret of the magical girls, then would the future have been any different?]

[The separation from your childhood sweetheart after graduation has always been your biggest regret. Quest: Go shopping with Lu Annuan to restore your relationship. Reward: Constitution +3]

"Why are you looking at me like that?!" Lu Annuan blushed under his gaze, radiating a keep-your-distance feel.

"The supermarket downstairs is having a sale, how about we go buy some stuff together?" Lu Ming asked.

"I said I want to study, I don't have time for you."

"But the supermarket has a 33-percent-off discount for regular customers today, and they even stocked that one-and-a-half-meter-tall violent bear you wanted to buy before," Lu Ming thought for a moment and said. The violent bear was merchandise from an old game, exorbitantly expensive for students.

Lu Annuan gave a "hmph" and, ignoring Lu Ming, walked into her house and closed the door. Two minutes later, she "bang" opened the door again, having changed into casual clothes. With a red face, she acted as if nothing had happened and said, "We leaving now? I don't have much free time, you know."

She still liked big stuffed toys just like when she was little.

Magical girls liking stuffed toys didn't seem to be any problem.

Lu Ming and Lu Annuan walked side by side. If the future was correct and he hadn't recalled his transmigration memories, then next he might become a stranger to Lu Annuan, turning into the great demon king who destroyed the world. Those magical girls and whatnot were all one-hit trash before him, easily wiped out with a wave of his hand, and he would even start organizing an evil empire to sweep across the Blue Planet.

In short, he used the Founding Power to unleash the Rumbling.

Future me is so damn awesome!

What kind of Eren Lu Yeager.

Lu Ming and Lu Annuan walked into the supermarket, and Lu Annuan instantly drew quite a few gazes. One little brother wasn't paying attention and crashed straight into a wall.

As the saying goes, we were all very happy when we were little because back then our ugliness and poverty weren't quite so obvious.

Yet Lu Annuan had been visibly pretty since childhood. Back in kindergarten, little boys who hadn't yet developed gender awareness started giving Lu Annuan gifts, while Lu Annuan gave all those gifts to Lu Ming as a friend-making fee.

Lu Annuan was the kind of girl whose bare face was terrifyingly pretty. Last year, on the WeChat mini-program poll of Dongming International School, she fought three hundred rounds against the number-one ranked overalls-wearing basketball-dribbling chicken, almost seizing first place.

Lu Ming also wanted to restore his relationship with Lu Annuan.

The two of them hadn't had a proper conversation in a good while either, each living their own lives during this period.

How should he warm things up? Take the initiative to speak? The cheap pride of adolescence was a bit troublesome at this moment.

Let's be a bit more tactful and use my invincible weather deck.

"The weather's so hot today. If it's this hot already in May, won't it be scorching by December?" Lu Ming looked up at the sky.

Lu Annuan burst out laughing, teasing Lu Ming adorably. "Don't we have winter around here?"

That familiar, silver-bell-like, insanely gorgeous laughter.

Ring ring ring~

No, wait, it was hee hee hee.

"Two abalones, cabbage, and grab a few packs of potato chips and cola—Pepsi—over there for me." Lu Ming grabbed items, put them into the shopping cart, and gave instructions.

"Where'd you get so much money to buy snacks? If you're up to no good, I'm going to tell on you to Auntie." Lu Annuan glanced sideways at him. Since childhood, she was Lu Ming's little snitch, and as she spoke, she helped grab things from the shelf.

Lu Ming's mother treated Lu Annuan like her own daughter, and Lu Annuan was also very close to Lu's mother. The two of them were like mother and daughter, while as for Lu Ming... just a mere outsider.

As for Lu's dad, he was nothing more than a puppet patriarch of the Lu Family.

Of course, Lu Ming's family environment was very healthy and harmonious, otherwise it wouldn't have raised such an emotionally stable, handsome high school boy like him.

"I run smuggling operations in the school Student Council, selling the commissary's goods to classmates at low prices," Lu Ming said. Under the protection of the D-cup Student Council President, his goods were the purest in Haiyang No. 2 Middle School.

"You can do that?" Lu Annuan looked at Lu Ming in shock.

Shut your mouth.

Is my shock enough to make your mouth hang open that wide?

"Of course not. Our Student Council President is a stern, beautiful young girl—how could she ever allow me to do something like this? The money is from me occasionally working part-time outside after school." Lu Ming felt that if Lu Annuan could believe that, she was a bit sweet in the head.

Well, Lu Annuan wasn't actually that stupid; she scored 425, after all.

Half-sweet, maybe.

"Then you're spending it all this time? Not leaving a single bit, becoming a moonlight spender?" Lu Annuan asked.