My Girlfriend Is a Magical Girl!

An hour later, the principal finally agreed to Lu Ming and Tang Zhiqing's request.

The Student Council room became Lu Ming's cannon... no, perfect lounge.

With beauties like Tang Zhiqing and Ran Yanyue, plus a microwave, a computer, and even a wool carpet, it was more comfortable than his home!

After the principal left, Tang Zhiqing looked at Lu Ming. "You're pretty sharp. I didn't even notice it. You saved my life."

"Then does the president have a reward for me?" Lu Ming asked with a smile.

Tang Zhiqing thought for a moment. "Do you want to watch me change into my new uniform?"

Little Lu immediately stood at attention.

President Tang Gets Lewd Rumors Spread About Her

When Ran Yanyue saw Lu Ming return to the classroom, she asked strangely, "Why do you look so disappointed?"

Nothing.

I didn't get to see D-cup boobs at all!

I thought I'd get to watch Tang Zhiqing change in the Student Council room, but it turned out I had to wait outside.

This gender inequality needs to be fixed soon!

Come to think of it, hadn't Zhiqing's boobs grown another two sizes? Half a year ago, they didn't bounce when she wore a sports bra, but over the past few weeks, they'd started bouncing again.

The class bell rang. Lu Ming watched Ran Yanyue pick up her gleaming golden thermos and take another sip. The golden glow of this legendary item nearly blinded him.

Being rich was great.

Ran Yanyue handed over the thermos lid, which she had filled with a cup of tea, and pushed it across the 38th Parallel between their two desks.

"?" Lu Ming.

"This is to thank you. I heard about it from Tang Zhiqing. Thanks for handling that," Ran Yanyue said.

"No need to be so polite. If you got sick, I wouldn't feel good about it as your classmate either." Lu Ming waved it off and drained the cup in one gulp.

The taste of money really was extraordinary.

It needed to be savored slowly.

Like savoring Moutai.

"Why are you grimacing while drinking it? Is it really that bad?" Ran Yanyue frowned.

No, I'm savoring it.

"And that's not what I meant. My family has a share in Tongsheng Furniture City. Those two janitors stealing on the side could've caused trouble for my parents. If it turned into part of some bad people's supply chain later, that would've been even worse. Luckily, you took care of it," Ran Yanyue said.

Why does your family own shares in this too?

This was real wealth.

"And lately, be careful around Yu Wenshan from Class One," Ran Yanyue said.

"The guy from our grade who's been pestering Zhiqing since enrollment?" Lu Ming thought about it. That boy had plenty of acne, was rather thin, but got good grades. He was also the grade director's nephew, and apparently had a bad personality.

"I heard the grade director was getting kickbacks from what those two janitors were doing. I don't know if it's true, but if it is, Yu Wenshan will definitely come looking for trouble with you."

Lu Ming gave it some thought but didn't take it to heart.

Still... that guy had been chasing Zhiqing for over a year and hadn't given up?

Was he also someone who liked big boobs?

Someone poked him from behind. Lu Ming turned around and saw Li Deng take out a physics test paper and ask quietly, "Mingming, check whether I got this question right."

Using reduplicated words, so gross-gross.

Lu Ming had no idea why all the boys around him liked grossing each other out. It felt like he was the only normal one in his friend group.

Lu Ming took a glance. "Did you unlock your intelligence?"

"I'm that damn awesome?!" Li Deng's eyes lit up.

Could he really be a gifted genius? Even Lu Ming had looked at his work and marveled that he'd turned on cheats.

That made him feel a little embarrassed.

"I meant your intelligence," Lu Ming said.

"Your mom!" Li Deng snapped.

Ran Yanyue turned around and shot him a cold glare.

You dared swear in front of the discipline committee member?

Did you have the same nerves of steel as Zhao Zilong?

"...How is your mother? I really miss Auntie," Li Deng said.

That guy's eyes instantly became as clear as Ding Zhen's.

Ran Yanyue's suppressive presence really was powerful.

Li Deng's grades at Haiyang No. 2 Middle School were average. Back in his first year, he had worked part-time at a cross-dressing boys' bar for an entire summer just to buy Yu-Gi-Oh! card packs, then emerged unscathed without a leaf touching him. Lu Ming and the others had been amazed. He was quite the legend too.

During break, Lu Ming saw Li Deng run back and whisper, "Lu Ming, Yu Wenshan from Class One and a few of his lackeys are saying in the hallway that you cheated on your exams. They said you used your phone to look up answers when you beat Ran Yanyue in math before."

I didn't look up answers. I just looked up his little sister.

"Anything else?" Lu Ming asked.

"They also said you often harass President Tang. That Tang Zhiqing actually hates you and doesn't want anything to do with you. If you weren't both Student Council members, she wouldn't even talk to you. It's already spread everywhere."

"What about Zhiqing? Isn't she in class?"

"She went out. I don't know what she's doing."

Oh, so she was probably picking out a wool carpet.

Lu Ming understood. "Ignore him."

Lu Ming took his thermos to get some warm water and happened to run into Yu Wenshan head-on. Lu Ming glanced at him, ignored him, and continued filling his thermos. Yu Wenshan, however, walked up beside him.

"Your grades have been pretty good lately. You improved that fast, huh?" Yu Wenshan said in a mocking tone.

"Sorry, who are you?" Lu Ming asked.

Yu Wenshan's face darkened. "I'm the one who was supposed to be the president's secretary. You only got chosen because you cheated on the written test."

He had liked Tang Zhiqing from the moment he enrolled.

A girl like Tang Zhiqing, who was pretty and had such an incredible figure, could effortlessly attract boys. Ran Yanyue was beautiful too, but her family was far too wealthy. They weren't even in the same social class, so ordinary students didn't dare entertain such thoughts.

Yu Wenshan believed his family had money, and his uncle was the grade director. He had thought he could use that opportunity to get close to Tang Zhiqing and become her boyfriend, but Lu Ming had appeared out of nowhere.

That had already made him unhappy. Then he heard that Lu Ming had caused trouble for his uncle, which made him even more upset. He had been sneering at Lu Ming in the classroom, only to run into him again while getting water.

"So it's Young Master Yu. Then I'll be going." Lu Ming didn't want to waste words on an idiot.

"Wait right there. Explain yourself. Did you cheat or not?" Yu Wenshan grabbed Lu Ming.

Their argument had already drawn the attention of many students in the hallway.

"Yes, yes, I cheated." Lu Ming rolled his eyes, too lazy to argue with him.

Yu Wenshan was instantly overjoyed and sneered. "I knew you cheated to get Zhiqing's attention. I was supposed to be the president's secretary."

"Sorry, but when I'm with her, I've never heard her mention you. She's probably forgotten all about you," Lu Ming said.

Yu Wenshan's face turned green, then white with fury. Unable to hold back, he blurted out, "Did you sleep with her? Is she that easy to sleep with?!"

He had accidentally voiced what was really on his mind.

That was exactly why he had wanted to become the president's secretary.

Lu Ming stopped and turned back to look at Yu Wenshan expressionlessly.

Frightened, Yu Wenshan trembled and took two steps back. Lu Ming was nearly 1.8 meters tall, while he was only a little over 1.7 meters. Lu Ming looking down at him was genuinely intimidating.

Especially Lu Ming's eyes... they were terrifying.

Lu Ming was truly angry.

Tang Zhiqing was the Student Council president. Usually, when they joked that she was obsessed with official status, it was just friends teasing each other, but she really was one of Lu Ming's closest friends at school.

As Student Council president, Tang Zhiqing took her duties seriously. As a friend, she was helpful. As a classmate, she patiently helped others study.

Who wouldn't get angry when someone publicly said something like that about their good friend in the hallway?

You insulted my friend right in front of me, said she was easy to sleep with—were you fucking looking to die?!

Science Track, 269!!

Lu Ming looked at Yu Wenshan. For one brief moment, he wanted to smash the thermos over his head.

With his current strength, one blow like that would probably knock the mosaic right out of him unless he'd taken a really clean dump.

Yu Wenshan trembled and backed up two steps, frightened by Lu Ming's calm but terrifying gaze. He had watched documentaries from the last century, where the criminals were vicious, but the police officers' eyes were even sharper and more frightening than the criminals', like hawks. Only officers like that could suppress vicious criminals.

Lu Ming's gaze right now was like the police officers in those documentaries.

Just standing in front of him made one shudder.

But Lu Ming was only a high school student. At most, he was a little taller and stronger. Why was I afraid of him?!

Yu Wenshan forced himself to puff out his chest again and looked at Lu Ming with a guilty conscience.

"Y-you want to fight?" Yu Wenshan hurriedly asked.

"What did you just say?" Lu Ming asked calmly.

Yu Wenshan panicked. "What did I say? I only said you cheated!"

He knew that what he had said earlier couldn't be said aloud. He had only let it slip because Lu Ming had angered him too much.

Students from nearby classrooms had also heard the noise and poked their heads out through the windows. After hearing half of it, they all looked at Yu Wenshan with disdain.

Any normal student would hate an idiot like Yu Wenshan, who relied on his uncle being the grade director and spread lewd rumors about girls behind their backs.

And idiots like that really did exist.

"Is someone fighting out here?"

A teacher came out of the office with a frown.

Yu Wenshan shot Lu Ming a guilty glare, then hurriedly ran off.

Lu Ming watched his retreating figure and had already decided his fate.

What could be done? There was only one answer: kill!

Lu Ming returned to the classroom, where Ran Yanyue was sipping milk through a straw.

Things determined by innate genetics wouldn't change no matter how much milk you drank.

I mean height.

I wasn't referring to any other body parts.

"You argued with Yu Wenshan?" Ran Yanyue asked. She had heard the news too.

"I didn't want to bother with him, but he dragged Zhiqing into it." Lu Ming shrugged.

Ran Yanyue frowned. As a girl, she naturally hated people like Yu Wenshan even more.

Ran Yanyue took another sip of milk, and the carton of pure milk caved in slightly.

What incredible suction.

Lu Ming watched.

The homeroom teacher walked in through the door and said, "We're having a test today. It's a grade-wide exam. Only math and science subjects. Get ready to switch classrooms, bring your pens, and scratch paper will be handed out."

Lu Ming took his pen and switched classrooms. Since the seating was assigned randomly, he ended up by the window. The ventilation made it nice and cool, and there was no one behind him. Soon, he saw an old acquaintance sit down in front of him.

Li Deng turned around and saw Lu Ming seated behind him. With a cold laugh, he drew his thumb across his throat. "I won't go easy on you this time. Don't cry when the results come out."

Who the fuck was he putting on airs for? Someone near the bottom of the grade rankings actually dared talk trash to someone ranked higher than him.