Douluo: The Chat Group Is Full of My Future Wives
Chapter 3

Future Video: Could Her Holiness the Pope Also Join the Chat Group in the Future?

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Proud, powerful women were always selfish.

Qian Renxue was among the finest examples.

Her family background, strength, and appearance—none of them were lacking.

It was perfectly normal for her to think that way.

Hu Liena and Ling Yuan Douluo had thoughts similar to Qian Renxue's.

However, they were not as resistant as Qian Renxue.

They also wanted to know what exactly Luo Xuan had going for him.

Without prior discussion, they opened the Future Video.

In the video:

The handsome black-haired youth carefully tended to the various rare flowers and plants in the garden.

Luo Xuan wiped the sweat from his forehead and nodded in satisfaction. "Grow well. You may not be Immortal Herbs from the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, but you can still help me build a foundation."

Then he sighed. "Sigh, I actually transmigrated into a world like Douluo Continent, the bottom rung of fantasy worlds, and there's also Little Wretch, that hidden threat."

As he spoke, he sat down on a meditation cushion, his expression grave.

He muttered in a low voice, "Little Wretch's character is awful, but his fate is good. The son of Tang Hao and the hundred-thousand-year Blue Silver Emperor, the future Sea God and Asura God, with Twin Martial Souls and Innate Full Soul Power."

"If things follow the original trajectory, Tang San will destroy Spirit Hall in the future and even personally kill Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue."

The more he thought about it, the more baffled he became. Luo Xuan shot Pope Hall a speechless glance. "With that talent, that crazy woman is still hung up on her past feelings for Yu Xiaogang. Who knows whether the Rakshasa God's trial was something the Asura God deliberately laid out for Tang San."

"Damn it, if I didn't have a grudge against Tang San, and if Uncle Yue hadn't saved my life, I wouldn't have chosen Spirit Hall at all. I seriously can't figure out how they could win."

Luo Xuan vented his emotions completely. "And that crazy woman Bibi Dong, the brain-dead Qian Renxue, and that ungrateful Hu Liena! Those three love-brained idiots contributed the most to Spirit Hall's downfall!"

"Damn it! I can't say any more. It would be rude if I did. After all, I'm part of Spirit Hall now."

It was not that he did not dare to speak; he was simply afraid that walls had ears.

If those words really got out, even Yue Guan would not be able to protect him.

"Rather than counting on them to come to their senses, I'd better pray that I awaken a good Martial Soul. The awakening is tomorrow. I'll think about the next part of the plan then."

Whether it would help or not, Luo Xuan began cultivating.

At this point, the video showed nothing but scenes of cultivation.

The three women could no longer hold back and turned part of their attention to the Chat Group, where they began angrily rebuking him.

Qian Renxue: "Transmigration? Douluo Continent? The bottom rung of fantasy worlds? What the hell is that bastard talking about?! I'm the young mistress of Spirit Hall! How could I possibly destroy Spirit Hall?!"

She was practically driven mad with rage and nearly failed to maintain Xue Qinghe's appearance.

Her usual tranquil elegance had vanished without a trace.

Only fury and disbelief remained.

Hu Liena: "Impossible! How could I possibly be ungrateful?! I grew up in Spirit Hall, and everything I have in the future will be devoted to Spirit Hall. How could I be ungrateful?! I don't believe it! It's fake!"

Her feelings for Spirit Hall were even deeper than Qian Renxue's.

She would not believe it even if someone beat her to death.

"That Luo Xuan brat must have gone insane at such a young age!"

Her fists clenched tightly. If Luo Xuan appeared before her—

She would definitely turn his face into a pig's head!

Hu Liena said so!

Ling Yuan trembled slightly.

Even though she was an elder, did she know too much?

The people backing those two youngsters were both far stronger than her.

Besides—

There was no information in the Chat Group about her destroying Spirit Hall.

If those two put their heads together, would they not kill her to keep her quiet?

No, she had to find a way to divert their attention.

Ling Yuan: "Ahem, whether it's true or false, can't we just investigate that Tang San? Luo Xuan should never have left Spirit City, right?"

Qian Renxue had calmed down by then.

Ling Yuan was right.

They would know whether it was true or false after investigating.

If it was true, knowing in advance gave her a chance to change it.

The future had not happened yet.

If it was false... then it was false. She could not lay a hand on Luo Xuan anyway.

The thought made her teeth itch with anger.

"If I can't hurt him, I still won't let him have an easy time!"

Qian Renxue: "Let's keep watching. I hope Luo Xuan reveals Tang San's location, or we won't even know where to start investigating."

Hu Liena: "That's right. Let's see what else that guy knows."

Ling Yuan Douluo had no objections either.

The cultivation process was being played at accelerated speed anyway.

Very soon, it was the next day—the day of Martial Soul Awakening.

In the video:

After getting dressed, Luo Xuan headed alone toward the place where the Martial Soul Awakening would be held.

"Around this time, Tang San in Noding City should be awakening his Martial Soul as well. As long as I get either Twin Martial Souls or Innate Full Soul Power, with my foreknowledge, I'll have enough to resist Tang San."

Contrary to his hopes, Luo Xuan awakened a pair of hand Martial Souls and possessed only level-three Soul Power.

Luo Xuan had barely returned home when Chrysanthemum Douluo Yue Guan arrived right after him.

What followed was the scene of him asking Uncle Yue for Whale Rubber, claiming it had an important use.

Only after Yue Guan left did Luo Xuan rub his head. "Tsk, Whale Rubber is good stuff. It can break through the Soul Ring age limits laid down by that so-called 'Grandmaster' Yu Xiaogang."

"If my Martial Soul isn't good enough, then I can only mutate it. I won't use my hands to attack—I'll form seals to buff myself."

Luo Xuan sat cross-legged and formed hand seals resembling the Nine-Character True Words.

Soul Power surged around him.

The golden character "Lin" slowly appeared before him.

Just as he was about to succeed, the illusory character Lin collapsed and turned into pure Soul Power.

Rather than becoming discouraged, the failed Luo Xuan revealed a smile.

"HAHAHAHA! Thank goodness Douluo is the bottom rung of fantasy worlds! The Nine-Character True Words worked! With them, Tang San is nothing worth mentioning!"

After laughing for a while, Luo Xuan began to think. "There's no problem with Lin. It even restored my talent. It's just that my own Soul Power is insufficient, so the hand seal failed."

"It's far more useful than Little Wretch's mommy's vines. I just wonder whether I can still attach Soul Rings after gaining Lin."

"I need to work twice as hard. Spirit Hall is unreliable, so I can only rely on myself. The three beauties of Spirit Hall... no, three idiots!"

When Luo Xuan's voice fell at that moment—

The video went black.

Qian Renxue and Hu Liena, who had been watching, trembled all over.

Both roared inwardly, "You bastard, Luo Xuan!"

The video could have simply ended. Did he have to insult them one last time?

Luo Xuan's image was now deeply etched into both their minds.

Of course, it was not love. The two of them wanted nothing more than to whip Luo Xuan to death.

Even if he was a transmigrator, he was still a pervert! He was already coveting Whale Rubber at such a young age!

However—

The Future Video contained far too much information.

For now, they could only consider other matters after confirming whether the future was real.

Regaining her senses, Qian Renxue exited the Chat Group without saying goodbye to the other two.

"Snake Lance Douluo!"

Two figures instantly appeared before her.

Wearing a sour expression, Qian Renxue said coldly, "I need you to investigate someone named Tang San in Noding City. Tell me everything about him."

Snake Lance and Pufferfish exchanged glances, hesitating. "Young Mistress, the Grand Priest ordered us to protect you... If I leave..."

At those words—

Qian Renxue's already frigid face turned even colder. "Who in the Heaven Dou Empire would dare attack me? Having Pufferfish Douluo at my side is enough."

At that, she looked at Snake Lance and narrowed her eyes. "Or are you saying my words don't work?"

"This is bad. The Young Mistress seems to be in a bad mood."

"Then go. With me here, I can protect her."

"All right, that's the only way."

The two Douluos communicated through meaningful looks.

Only when Qian Renxue grew impatient did they obediently agree.

"I want detailed information on him. He should have only recently awakened his Martial Soul."

"Yes, Young Mistress."

Just as he was about to leave, Qian Renxue remembered something and hurriedly stopped him.

"Wait. Be careful. Don't let anyone discover you, and don't go to Tang San's home. Just get his information."

That way, Snake Lance would not recklessly affect the future's development.

She guessed Tang Hao was beside Tang San, and giving Snake Lance a warning would make him safer as well.

Seeing how seriously Qian Renxue spoke—

Snake Lance became solemn too. "Yes, Young Mistress. I'll obtain the information from the branch hall and return immediately."

At the same time—

A similar situation was unfolding in Spirit Hall.

Ling Yuan sat beside Hu Liena and asked worriedly, "Do you think what that Luo Xuan brat said is true... What should we do?"

Those words seemed to touch Hu Liena's sore spot.

She abruptly stood up. "Impossible! No matter what, I will never betray Spirit Hall! It must be fake!"

She could not bear the title of an ungrateful traitor.

Ling Yuan looked at her speechlessly. "That isn't what matters. What matters is how to change things. Besides, we don't know what else Luo Xuan knows, or what that 'Nine-Character True Words' thing of his is."

After meeting, the two had tried talking about the Chat Group.

Since they felt no suffocating sensation, they were able to speak like this.

Hu Liena sat back down weakly. "I don't know either. Now I finally understand why Teacher warned me that knowing too much was not necessarily a good thing."

How she wanted to tell Bibi Dong about the Chat Group.

Unfortunately, she could not speak of it. Her life was more important.

Ling Yuan raised a brow at that. "Could it be possible... that Her Holiness the Pope will join the Chat Group in the future too?"

That would be interesting.

A daughter... and a disciple. Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Hu Liena also thought of that possibility. After freezing for a moment, she muttered, "No way, what would that even become?"

As she continued thinking, her lovely face suddenly flushed red. No one knew what she was imagining.

Ling Yuan thought it over. Discussing the Pope behind her back was life-threatening.

She should leave as soon as possible.

Her figure flashed, and she vanished from the spot.

Hu Liena remained immersed in her "dream" and did not notice.

Not until a noble, elegant woman dressed in a brilliant golden gown and wearing a Nine-Twist Purple-Gold Crown arrived.

"Nana, what are you giggling foolishly about?"

Elsewhere in Spirit Hall, there was another person grinning foolishly.

Luo Xuan stared at the silent Chat Group, a curve lifting at the corner of his mouth. "They've started taking action, haven't they? Soon, soon. The feedback won't take long. Innate Full Soul Power? Twin Martial Souls? They're not worth a hair of the Nine-Character True Words."

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