Liu Zheng finished eating a large portion of Sewer braised in tears.
Then, a big tumor grew on one leg, which was red and swollen.
This is a small matter, just cut it off and be done with it.
The key is that it tastes really bad.
He couldn't tell the difference between eating this and eating shit.
No, eating shit tastes better than eating this. After all, shit doesn't have the smell of industrial pollutant deposits.
"I wonder if you gave me a fake Lucky Clown Card."
Liu Zheng said after rinsing his mouth vigorously.
"Fart, when did I, Cow-Horse, sell fake goods?"
"Dai Lego said you sold it fake wine."
"The past was before, and now is now. Just be content. If Lucky Clown Card hadn't pulled you out, you would be dead now."
Cow-Horse rolled his eyes at him and said.
"Is it difficult to deliver that order just now?"
Liu Zheng Hear the string song and know its elegant meaning.
"Haha, Old District's list, what do you think?"
"You won't meet Harmony Cultists again, right?"
"That's not the case. I just encountered a group of Biohumans driving implants. They almost had more than twenty holes drilled out, and more than a dozen riding whips were installed on them."
Cow-Horse looked up at the sky.
"Ugh!"
When he thought of such a scene, he couldn't help but feel sick.
"Just hearing about it makes you sick, but I saw it with my own eyes. Damn it, I can't even get hard on Black Market custom girl now."
Cow-Horse has a look of lovelessness on his face.
"It's hard work. How about a massage to relax?"
"You don't even have your hands, how can you still perform massage?"
Cow-Horse looked at him crookedly.
"You can't pick it up, but you can still push it. And there are many kinds of massage techniques. There is always one suitable for tentacles."
Liu Zheng said.
"Okay, let's try it."
Cow-Horse lay on Haystack.
He stood next to Cow-Horse, still recalling the massage techniques he had learned.
Generally speaking, there are four categories of massage: pinching parts, rubbing the body, vibrating the limbs, and moving the joints.
It is subdivided into pressing method, pressing method, pointing method, holding method, horizontal pushing method, rubbing method, shooting method, shaking method, etc., and there are no less than a hundred types.
The master Liu Zheng worships has real skills, and he knows almost all the subdivision methods.
He didn't learn everything just out of interest, but he mastered some of the four major categories.
Considering his current condition and Cow-Horse's size, Liu Zheng decided to focus on two categories: vibrating limbs and movable joints.
He took a deep breath and raised the four tentacles high like four spatulas.
And Cow-Horse's snowflakes and fat cow are today's ingredients.
"Pap-pap-pap-pap!"
The slapping sounds continued at an extremely fast speed, almost forming a series.
And Cow-Horse's expression gradually changed from uncomfortable to comfortable.
Feeling the stormy percussion, Liu Zheng is very satisfied.
With just this hand, he doesn't have to worry about not having enough to eat in this weird world.
If City Hall asked him to apply for a massage parlor, he would probably be the chief technician by now.
If you give him some time to accumulate, he might become a store manager.
The name of the store Liu Zheng has been decided, "Liu's Authentic Massage bone setting, can be used for medical insurance".
While he was fantasizing, he lifted Cow-Horse's front legs.
Cow-Horse's leg muscles are quite stiff as he often runs to deliver food. Liu Zheng plans to use a combination of shaking and shooting to help him relax.
Then, he was kicked to the wall.
"Poof!"
Liu Zheng A mouthful of blood spurted out, and several sternum bones were broken.
"Boss, what are you doing?"
He said with difficulty.
"Ah? Why did you get to the wall?"
Cow-Horse opened his eyes with a confused look on his face.
"I was kicked by you."
Liu Zheng said speechlessly.
"Crazy, why would I kick you when I have nothing to do?"
Cow-Horse is even more speechless than him.
"That's probably your conditioned reflex. You have to control it this time."
He recovered and came to Cow-Horse again.
Then, he was kicked away again.
"You also said you didn't mean it!"
Liu Zheng was furious.
"It's really not my fault. If I had done it on purpose, you would have burst into tears."
Cow-Horse said innocently.
"Forget it, I'll try another method."
He sighed.
Facts have proven that other methods are not much safer.
After a session of massage, he was beaten a dozen times by Cow-Horse.
Fortunately, the flesh and blood is not much lost, so there is no need to consume dried fish to replenish it.
"Cool!"
Cow-Horse yelled in comfort and fell into a big character.
"It's great for you, but I'm going to suffer a lot."
Liu Zheng sat on the ground with a look of despair.
Being massaged and used as a punching bag at the same time is such a suffering in the world.
"You can't die, what are you talking about? Come on, come on, at worst, I can postpone going to Paradise Island for two days, okay?"
Cow-Horse said impatiently.
"That's a good feeling."
He was happy now.
But why is Cow-Horse so easy to talk to all of a sudden?
Liu Zheng doesn't believe that it postponed its vacation because of guilt.
"You didn't postpone it because you were ED by Biohuman, right?"
He suddenly thought.
"Humph."
Cow-Horse turned over and ignored him.
Obviously, Liu Zheng was right.
"Tsk tsk tsk."
He couldn't even imagine how terrible Biohuman's impart was, so that even an old silver stick like Cow-Horse couldn't bear it.
Maybe it's because the bad luck has been used up these few times, or maybe Lucky Clown Card started to exert its strength, and nothing happened again.
Three orders came in during the process, and Cow-Horse kept his promise and went to deliver them himself.
However, something happens to it every time.
The third time it was directly involved in a gang fight, and the broken horn that had managed to grow a little was chipped by a bullet.
"Boy, what's your name?"
Cow-Horse stroked his broken horn and said grimly.
"Liu Zheng."
"Liu Zheng, I'm your uncle!"
Cow-Horse cursed with grief and anger.
Liu Zheng The uncle I have never met has been exposed again.
Hey, why did he say again?
"You must have passed on your bad luck to me, please make up for it, or else you can go by yourself next time."
Cow-Horse refuses to give up.
"Okay, okay, okay."
He reluctantly handed over some banknotes.
Although he felt that Cow-Horse was just looking for an excuse to ask for money, he should treat it as a loss of money to avoid disaster.
It was so calm that at nine o'clock in the evening, as expected, an accident occurred.
Ghost Hand climbed in and put down two orders.
"Alas."
Liu Zheng sighed and picked up the takeout order.
"Meal: Giant Red-Mouthed Whale Sashimi"
"Address: Room 303, Unit 2, Building 1, Xuefujiayuan."
"Time limit: 20 minutes."
"Meal: Squirrel-Pouted Fish one serving"
"Address: Imperial View Estate 1."
"Order: Peacock."
"Time limit: one hour."
"The person who came here is not a good person."
Liu Zheng frowned slightly.
If the time limit is too short, you will know by looking at the address that it is not a good place.
He opened the map and took a look. Academy Gardens was about 25 minutes away from Restaurant, so it would definitely be too late.
Imperial View Estate is about 40 minutes away from Restaurant, so we can barely catch up.
"Boss, are you going to Academy Gardens?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"It's better for you to go, the water in Imperial View Estate is too deep, you can't control it."
Cow-Horse shook his head.
"But Academy Gardens the time is too short, I can't make it in time."
"Then you rent a car, it's not like you don't have money."
Cow-Horse said.
"Oh, that's right. I've been walking on my legs and forgot about this. How can I rent it?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Just make a phone call. What kind of car do you want?"
Cow-Horse asked as he took out the phone.
"Let's get a Malibu XL 535."
In reality, even if he drives this car, the top speed of 220 kilometers per hour is enough.
"Okay, it's arranged."
Cow-Horse hung up the phone.
"Then I'll leave quickly."
Liu Zheng picked up the takeout box and was about to go out, but his trouser leg was pulled.
He looked down and found that Ghost Hand hadn't left yet.
Ghost Hand motioned him to squat down, then bit out a coin-sized wound on his tentacles.
Liu Zheng didn't know what it was going to do, but it didn't move.
Then Ghost Hand climbed onto the wound, shook it vigorously, and a few drops of golden magma fell into the wound.