"Do I need to run away?"
Liu Zheng sneered.
"I really want to leave, do you think you can stop me?"
He released his curled tentacles, and the golden lava swayed slightly.
"Ah! Xiaobao Run!"
The woman screamed and instinctively jumped up to block the little fat man.
"Relax, I'm not here to destroy the family."
Liu Zheng said calmly.
"You can go, we don't need you for tutoring anymore."
The woman looked at him warily and said.
"Are you sure?"
"Sure, go ahead. You're not welcome in our home."
The woman nodded vigorously.
"Okay. This is my phone number. If you need anything, call me. Of course, I may not be able to come."
Liu Zheng reported his number.
The woman's face was expressionless, but her ears were trembling slightly.
"By the way, can you help me provide a certificate to prove that I am indeed here to deliver food to you?"
He thought of the security guard at the door and said.
"Don't push yourself too far!"
The woman's eyes became dangerous again.
"Gu~"
The sound of intestinal peristalsis broke the tense atmosphere, but also made the atmosphere a little awkward.
"Mom, I'm hungry."
The little fat man touched his belly.
"Xiaobao Bear with it, mom will cook for you later."
the woman said.
"No! I want takeout."
It seems that because of the presence of outsiders, the little fat man became a little bolder.
His eyes looked at the takeout box, saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth.
"Xiaobao Be obedient, you can't eat that takeaway. Mom will cook some noodles for you later."
The woman's forehead was throbbing with veins, but she still managed to restrain herself from getting angry.
"I don't want to, I don't want to eat the noodles cooked by my mother, it's too delicious."
The little fat man shook his head like a rattle.
"Chen Xiaobao! You deserve a beating, don't you!"
The woman finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted sharply.
The little fat man was frightened, with black tears leaving the corners of his eyes. The fat on his body was also frightened to the point of liquefying, and his whole body was like a melting candle.
"Stop!"
Liu Zheng couldn't stand it anymore and drank to stop the farce in front of him.
Female Renhe The little fat man all looked at him.
"When children are growing up, if they don't have enough to eat, where will they have the energy to study?"
He said to the woman first.
"Don't expose your mother's shortcomings when other people are around. If your mother told other children that you wet the bed, pulled your crotch, etc., would you be happy?"
He said to the little fat man again.
"I'm sorry, Mom, I was wrong."
The little fat man thought for a while and said to the woman.
"Xiaobao Be good."
The woman touched her son's head and felt a little comfort.
"Where is Kitchen?"
Liu Zheng said.
"What are you going to do?"
"Don't you think your noodle tastes bad? I'll teach you how to make delicious noodles."
he said.
". This way."
For the sake of his Bloodstained Restaurant employee, the woman reluctantly believed his words and brought him to Kitchen.
Kitchen is a typical Chinese Kitchen.
Liu Zheng took a quick look and saw that everything was quite complete, including several pots.
Poor students who have too much stationery belong to them.
He opened the refrigerator, took a look at the ingredients inside, and decided on the dish he was going to cook.
Hot Pot Noodles.
The first step is to peel and dice the tomatoes.
In the second step, cut the green onion into thin strips with a diagonal knife, and cut it slightly thickly. You can cut more green onion.
"Remember, only use white scallions, not green scallions. It's best to dry the scallions with paper after washing them."
Liu Zheng said.
"Why?"
"Because green green onions will burn and look unsightly. The less water there is on the onions, the easier it will be to get the fragrance out later."
he explained.
"It doesn't look good but it doesn't affect the taste."
The woman somewhat disagreed.
"So when you buy fruit, do you choose the good-looking ones or the ugly ones?"
Liu Zheng asked rhetorically.
The woman fell silent.
The third step is to beat a few eggs and mix well, then put the oil over high heat and pour in the egg liquid, stir fry until cooked, take it out and put it aside.
"You need to add more oil, and the oil temperature needs to be high, and the fried eggs should be fried a little longer, so that the eggs will be fragrant."
"Isn't this nutritionally valuable?"
The woman questioned again.
"Sewer's sewage has high nutritional value. Do you want to drink it?"
He said bluntly.
"Humph, then you have to be able to do it."
This time the woman was not suppressed by him.
"I can really do it. The Sewer sashimi you ordered was the one I caught."
Liu Zheng said proudly.
The woman remained silent again.
Step 4: Add oil and stir-fry the shredded green onions until brown, then add the tomatoes and stir-fry for about a minute, pour in light soy sauce (you can have a little more) from the side of the pot, then pour in water and cook.
Step 5: Pour in the scrambled eggs and continue cooking over high heat.
In the last step, add salt and noodles and continue cooking. The amount of salt and cooking time depends on personal preference.
Liu Zheng didn't know the preferences of mother and son, so he took an average value.
"Smell it."
He gestured.
"Wow~"
The woman was still pretending to be reserved, but the little fat man immediately screamed out.
"This is too fragrant."
he said in shock.
Ever since he could remember, he had never smelled such fragrant noodles.
"Just kidding, I learned this from the executive chef."
Liu Zheng said proudly.
Although he is an executive chef in real life, and he watched the video.
"Executive Chef at Bloodstained Restaurant"
The woman looked at him with a gentler look.
Lift the pot and put bowls in it.
"I don't know if your husband is here, so I just did it for the two of you."
Liu Zheng said.
Although considering that they are not human, the portion is twice as large as normal.
"I don't have a husband."
The woman shook her head.
"Uh, sorry, I didn't know he passed away."
"No, there is no husband at all."
The woman explained.
"Ah?"
Liu Zheng looked at the little fat man.
He doesn't look like a little clay guy.
"Xiaobao is the wax figure I bought."
The woman stroked the little fat man's head and watched him eating noodles with a smile on her face.
The little fat man was sweating after eating, and drops of wax dripped from his forehead along his cheeks into the bowl, and then he ate it into his mouth.
"Okay, you can eat. I'm leaving."
he said.
"Aren't you going to eat?"
the woman asked.
"No, I just like to eat noodles. If I eat anything else, I'll cough."
Liu Zheng declined.
With his luck level so low, he didn't dare to stay outside for long.
"Would you rather give me a voucher?"
he said.
"No, just stay."
The woman's voice suddenly became extremely gentle.
"I still have a barrel of wax oil there."
Countless black hairs grew on her body, two long and pointed fangs stuck out of her lips, her fingernails turned black and purple, and her skin turned gray-blue.
If just now she looked like a panther, now she looks more like a zombie.
"It's better to say goodbye. I have so many tentacles and they are quite useless."
Liu Zheng declined politely.
"Xiaobao needs a father."
The woman shook her head.
"But he will lose a mother."
He let go of his tentacles, and the golden lava would splash out at any time.
"It doesn't matter, he doesn't like me as a mother anyway."
The woman smiled miserably.
The little fat man was still chewing mechanically at this moment, turning a deaf ear to everything.
"Likes and dislikes are not isolated."
Liu Zheng said calmly.
Just like he likes the dean's kindness, but also hates the old man's rigidity.
"Stay and be Xiaobao's father."
The woman seemed to have lost her mind and rushed towards Liu Zheng.
"I can't afford such a big deal."
He sighed and waved his tentacles.