"Is there any other way?"
Liu Zheng looked troubled.
He had suffered losses several times with Napoleon, so he went to find Britannia, who was ten times more perverted than Napoleon, and he was afraid that he would be squeezed out.
"Yes."
Cow-Horse nodded.
Liu Zheng looked forward to it.
"Go to the boss."
"Cut~"
Just know that Cow-Horse can't hold back any good shit.
You really think that old lady is a good thing.
What if she asks him to lick her feet again? Should he lick her feet or not?
It's not that Liu Zheng has much backbone, the key is that the woman's feet are licking the flesh.
Moreover, what if Si Xue sees that he licks well and lets him lick other, worse places?
He couldn't even imagine the consequences.
"Help me, boss."
Liu Zheng hugged Cow-Horse's legs.
"Let's go, let's go, I'm not interested in you, you kid, don't even think about succubusing me."
Cow-Horse said cursingly.
"Boss, I am your most loyal and capable younger brother. If you don't help me, who will?"
he howled.
"Well, that's not right. You are the only younger brother of mine."
Cow-Horse was hesitant for a moment, but then he came to his senses.
"Yes, then who will you help if you don't help me?"
Liu Zheng said confidently.
"You kid has to say all the right things and wrong things."
Cow-Horse looked up at the ceiling, not intending to meddle in this matter.
"That Blondie is a rich woman, take her out and beat her into a big pen, we'll give her 50/50."
He made a price.
"Hmm"
Cow-Horse fell into thinking.
"Boss, although smuggling is profitable, it is risky after all. Although it involves a lot of investment, it is a guaranteed profit. Think about that Household-Registration Loan?"
Liu Zheng advised.
I have to say that his words were very powerful. Cow-Horse's thick lips trembled and his eyes became firm.
"Napoleon I'll go talk to you, but you'll pay for it."
It calmed down and said.
"No problem, Fisherman has transferred the remaining balance to me. I can use that amount directly. If it is not enough, I will make up for it."
Liu Zheng simply agreed.
It is absolutely impossible to live in this world without money, but money is not everything.
The so-called Tier-One Banquet definitely costs more than just money.
"That leaves Britannia."
Cow-Horse When it comes to the boss of the Customer Service Department, he is also straight-up.
The boss is certainly scary, but after all he is superior.
Britannia That pervert is too close.
At the last commendation meeting for Outstanding Employee, it told Napoleon to bake some sheep treasures for it as a midnight snack, and Britannia went crazy and wanted to fight it.
In the end, with Napoleon's persuasion, the farce ended with both sides losing.
Britannia had two broken arms and a broken waist.
Cow-Horse Broken half of his jaw and a section of his spine.
Although in terms of injury, it is not too bad.
But that guy Britannia is a pervert. The more injured he is, the better he feels.
And Cow-Horse is a normal Cow-Horse, and it will hurt even if it is injured.
As for whether it was intentional, only Cow-Horse himself knows.
"I can call Britannia for you, but once you get through, it's up to you to do your best."
It scratched its head and said.
"Okay."
Liu Zheng nodded.
If Britannia's path really doesn't work, then he can only go to Si Xue.
Cow-Horse made a call. It rang for a long time and no one answered.
"Are you busy?"
"No, this old boy just didn't answer on purpose."
Cow-Horse sneered and punched another one out.
Still no one picked up.
Cow-Horse perseveres.
After making ten calls, the other end finally got through.
"If you have anything to say, tell me quickly, I'm very busy."
Britannia's accent sounds very strange, it feels like a translated accent.
But it's not unpleasant, just a bit feminine.
"My little brother wants to ask your help for something."
Cow-Horse said.
"Heh."
Britannia laughed mockingly and was about to hang up the phone.
"Don't hang up right now, he has been summoned by the boss twice."
Cow-Horse quickly added.
Sure enough, upon hearing these words, Britannia stopped hanging up the phone.
"Give him the phone."
"Here."
Cow-Horse handed the phone to Liu Zheng.
"Hello, Minister Britannia. I feel very honored to be able to speak with you."
His first words made Cow-Horse's eyes widen.
"Have you heard my story?"
Britannia asked with interest.
"I don't know much, but I know that you are the only true male of Restaurant."
Liu Zheng said.
Hearing his words, Cow-Horse almost lost his breath.
It's over now.
No, you flattered me so well in your first sentence, why did you poke a hornet's nest in your second sentence?
It stared and tried to snatch the phone back.
Liu Zheng stretched out his tentacles to stop it and shook his head towards it.
"If you want to anger me, you have succeeded. I guarantee you will be worse than dead."
Britannia's voice was as cold as a blade.
"Britannia Minister, what do you think is the most important thing for a male?"
He turned a deaf ear to Britannia's threat and asked instead.
"In three minutes, you will regret coming to this world."
Britannia also ignored his words.
On the other end of the phone, there seemed to be the sound of extremely fast footsteps.
"It is survival, protecting one's own survival and protecting the survival of the group."
Liu Zheng continued talking to himself.
"When Oink made a big fuss about Restaurant, you stood up and fought to protect Restaurant, and finally succeeded in driving away the butcher, and you were the only department head who survived."
"With such courage, such strength, and such luck, who dares to say that you are not a male among males."
"Keep talking."
Britannia's footsteps seemed to slow down.
"I heard that there is a country called Song, and there is a person named Tong Guan in it."
"Although he was a eunuch, he was strong and proficient in martial arts. He led an army to conquer east and west, and finally became a generalissimo and was named a prince."
"No subject in the world does not respect him, and no enemy of the country does not fear him."
"The most valiant and skillful soldiers risked their lives for him, and the most ferocious barbarians who were not afraid of death crawled at his feet."
"And Minister Britannia, you are someone like Tong Guan."
Liu Zheng said impassionedly.
"Are you telling the truth?"
Britannia asked after a moment of silence.
"Of course it's true."
"Where did you hear this story?"
"I saw it in a book. That book can no longer be found, but I can write the content out for you."
he said confidently.
Liu Zheng I did read it in a book, but it was an online article.
He usually likes to read historical Internet articles. Before he was diagnosed with ALS, he was reading Internet articles about time travel Song Dynasty.
"Compile a text message and send it to me within ten minutes."
Britannia said forcefully, his tone became much more masculine.
After hanging up the phone, Liu Zheng felt an itch on his head.
He looked up and found that it was Cow-Horse blowing on his head.
"Boss, what are you doing?"
"I want to open your kid's brain and see how much flattery is inside."
Cow-Horse said.
"That's not flattery, that's selective truth."
Liu Zheng corrected.
"Are you also selective in telling me the truth?"
Cow-Horse asked maliciously.
"How is that possible? I have no reservations about you, boss."
He looked sincere.
"Unless necessary."
"I'll beat you when it's all over."
Cow-Horse raised his hoof threateningly.
Liu Zheng smiled and frantically edited text messages on his phone.
He didn't know everything about Tong Guan's life, but it was easy to write a short essay.
"I don't understand, with your abilities, how could you end up like Restaurant?"
Cow-Horse looked at him moving his tentacles like flying, and couldn't help but wonder.
This world naturally respects the strong, but because City Hall is the strongest, other strong people must also abide by the rules of the City Hall.
Under the system of the City Hall, as long as the strength has not reached a certain level, brainpower is actually more popular than force.
With Liu Zheng's brain, if nothing else, it's more than enough to be an editor or planner.
Bloodstained Restaurant Of course I can't say it's not good, but most of the strange residents are actually people of daily life.
Who is willing to struggle precariously if he can live from nine to five?
"Just like you, I just can't help myself."
Liu Zheng said lightly.
Hell Game is even scarier than City Hall.
After editing the text message, he clicked send.
No more, no less, exactly six hundred words.
The writing is full of forty-six confrontations and is majestic.
But the words are straightforward and easy to understand.
Not to mention using it to fool Britannia, it can even be used as the opening line of the Tong Guan TV series.
Half an hour later, Britannia called.
"The writing is okay. Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Britannia said in a rough voice.
"That's right, Minister Britannia, I would like to ask you to help me arrange a room Galaxy-Class Private Room."
Liu Zheng said bluntly.
"You are really a big talker. With such a short essay, you want to change to Galaxy-Class Private Room? Cow-Horse is not as shameless as you."
Britannia mocked.
"Of course not. That biography is just a meeting gift for you. Of course, a bold and heroic person like you, Minister Britannia, will certainly not embarrass a little person like me."
he said with a smile.
"Such a slippery tone is really underwhelming at the Delivery Department. Come to the Customer Service Department, Customer Service Department is the most important department of Restaurant."
Britannia said.
"Of course it is my sincere wish to follow Minister Britannia. But Delivery Department is like this, I really can't leave for a while. You know, Cow-Horse's ability."
Liu Zheng didn't finish the sentence on purpose.
"I can't know something that doesn't exist. Hahaha!!!"
Britannia laughed pretending to be heroic.
"Hahaha!!!"
He laughed along with him, but his voice was a little louder.
And Cow-Horse was not idle either. He took the horn and made several holes in Liu Zheng's back.
"You're lucky. Because of the earthquake, there are indeed several galaxy-level private rooms available."
After laughing, Britannia said.
Hearing its words, Liu Zheng looked strange.
He fished away Sewer’s Egg and caused an earthquake, causing Nightingale to be captured by the City Hall.
Nightingale was captured by the City Hall, causing him to use Galaxy-Class Private Room.
And Galaxy-Class Private Room was vacated because of the earthquake he caused.
The closed loop belongs to yes.
"Then look"
"Two things, if you do one of them, I will help you arrange a room at Galaxy-Class Private Room."
Britannia said.
"Please tell me."
"The first thing is to serve as a temporary waiter and serve a room Galaxy-Class Private Room."
Cow-Horse stopped poking Liu Zheng's back and shook his head at him.
"What about the second one?"
he asked.
"Help me send something to Oink."
Britannia's voice suddenly became feminine again.
No, it's vicious.