Hell Game: Starting in Metropolis
Chapter 133

This One's for My Asshole

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Bah!

A full three seconds passed before Liu Zheng fell to the ground.

He stood up with a grin on his face, as if his whole body was falling apart.

But when I looked at the postman, it didn't seem to be much better. The carriage was shaking.

After regaining his breath for a while, Liu Zheng continued to run forward, and the postman also quickly pedaled.

After running about two hundred meters, there was another row of treasure boxes ahead.

They were all question marks anyway, so he hit the treasure chest directly in front of him.

And the postman's choice is the same.

The treasure chest was broken, and a barrel of unknown fuel appeared in the hands of Liu Zheng.

The red bucket has the word "NO" written on it.

NO, he knows, nitrous oxide, also commonly known as laughing gas.

This stuff tastes slightly sweet, has a slight narcotic effect, and can make people laugh.

Some ignorant young people will use this as a low-end version of addictive drugs. Liu Zheng also wrote related reports.

NO itself is not flammable, but as a strong oxidizer it can be used as a propellant.

The key is that it is used on rockets or racing cars, but now they are racing.

So what is this thing for?

Liu Zheng is very confusing.

It's hard to explain, but it needs to be used.

In the prop game, props are the most valuable resources. If you waste one, your winning rate will be reduced.

Thinking of the consistently bad taste in this weird world, he had some ideas.

But to turn this idea into practice, even if he has experienced hundreds of battles, he still needs a little courage.

Just when Liu Zheng hesitated, the postman pushed him.

A huge slingshot came out of it, caught the bicycle, and then automatically pulled it back.

After being pulled to the maximum, the bow rope rebounds and the accumulated potential energy is released instantly.

The bicycle flew over Liu Zheng's head like an arrow, flying into the distance.

"Fuck!"

Now he had no choice.

Liu Zheng gritted his teeth, unscrewed the bottle cap and poured it into his mouth.

A stream of thick liquid with a special odor entered his mouth, followed by his esophagus, stomach and even his anus and rectum.

Then, with lightning speed, his anus spurted out bright blue flames.

And Liu Zheng's body rushed forward uncontrollably, like a racing car with failed brakes.

"Gan!"

His hard hoofnails left two long black marks on the cement floor.

And the tail flames he sprayed became the most brilliant color on this street.

Liu Zheng I have a friend who once had a large mole at a young age because of his addiction to spicy food.

In the end, I had to go to the hospital to get a hemorrhoidectomy because the blood in my stool didn't stop.

It was fine during the cutting, but in the week after the cutting, Liu Zheng, ah no, Liu Zheng's friends understood that stabbing the buttocks with a knife was not just a remark.

And Liu Zheng feels much more profoundly now than after the hemorrhoid surgery.

The burning pain of hemorrhoidectomy is just an adjective.

And now his Piyanzi is really on fire!

In the pain of ascension and the excitement of speeding, Liu Zheng rushed hundreds of meters in a few seconds and slid past the postman who had just landed.

"Eat my fart from behind~"

He laughed and swung his hips toward the postman.

The one-meter-long tail flame swept across the bicycle and smoked most of the body black. Even Work Gloves was covered in black ash.

"Ding-a-ding-a-ring-a-ling!!!"

The postman honked his horn fiercely, stepped on the pedal frantically, and chased after Liu Zheng.

"Hahahaha!"

Looking at its miserable appearance, Liu Zheng felt that his butt was not so burning anymore.

I have to say that the prop competition is indeed much more interesting than the racing competition.

"That's right, I almost forgot to eat the props."

He turned back suddenly and twisted his butt to change his direction.

The blue tail flame spit out a few more puffs and then extinguished the fire.

Then with the last bit of momentum, Liu Zheng clamped his gluteus maximus and smashed the treasure chest.

A large magnet appeared in his hand.

"Gan, it's a waste of one."

Liu Zheng is a little unhappy.

According to real-life experience, this magnet is used by the lagging car to attract the acceleration of the car in front.

But he is the one in the lead now, so naturally there is no one left to suck him from.

He tried using a magnet on the light pole in front of him, but it didn't work.

Of course Liu Zheng would not deliberately fall behind in order to use this item, so he could only think that he missed a treasure chest.

He couldn't help but turn around and saw the postman getting a metal shield.

"Haha!"

He was happy.

The function of that shield seems to be to protect it from an attack by the opponent for a period of time after being used.

But he didn't have an offensive prop in his hand, so the postman also wasted a prop.

The postman also figured this out and rang the bell several times.

"No wonder your car bell is broken. According to your method, even one made of titanium alloy is not enough for you to make."

Liu Zheng couldn't help but complain.

As if he thought what he said was reasonable, the postman did not ring the bell again, but pedaled his bicycle hard.

Although Liu Zheng had just taken a big lead using NO gasoline, he still had to run by himself after all, and it took a lot of physical energy.

The postman is catapulted by a slingshot and does not have to move himself, so he saves a lot of energy.

So under its sudden attack, the distance between the two gradually narrowed.

"It's good to have wheels."

Hearing the sound of tires screeching closer and closer, Liu Zheng couldn't help but sigh.

I wonder if if he continues to mutate like this, he will one day mutate into three pairs of wheels.

When the time comes, install two more pairs of metal ones to make five pairs of road wheels, and you can pretend to be a tank.

While he was thinking wildly, he also accelerated forward.

If your physical strength is gone, it will be gone. Getting more props is the most important thing.

There was another row of treasure chests, but Liu Zheng still hit the nearest one.

A bright yellow banana appeared in his hand.

"Hey, it's not a banana peel."

Forget it, bananas are also good and can add some energy.

He peeled off the banana skin three times and swallowed the whole banana directly into his stomach.

Then he held a banana peel and smiled evilly at the postman.

"Dingle bell!"

The postman braked suddenly and looked at him warily.

"I lost it!"

Liu Zheng pretended to throw the banana peel, and the postman quickly turned around.

"Hey, I lied to you."

He laughed mischievously and continued running forward.

Work Gloves is raised high and is about to smash the car bell.

But in the end it hit the frame next to it, making a hard banging sound.

Watching Liu Zheng go away, it slammed the pedal a few times and rushed to the treasure chest on the far right.

Just when it raised the front of the car and hit the treasure chest, Liu Zheng suddenly turned back and showed a bright smile to it.

"Surprise, mother fucker!"

The banana peel drew a beautiful arc and accurately got under the rear tire.

The postman was shocked. He was about to use Safety Shield, but found that it had been replaced by Demon Mask.

Bang!

The bicycle fell hard, leaving a trail of sparks on the ground.

A lot of the paint on the car body has been peeled off, and Work Gloves has also been worn away, making it look extremely miserable.

However, Liu Zheng, who witnessed everything, not only showed no pity, but laughed even more happily.

He is not a holy mother, and he has no mercy towards a guy like this who is clearly trying to steal his things.

Even if we can cooperate in the future, we have to feel comfortable now.

Anyway, these weird residents are all dog-faced, and as long as the price is right, they will still be intimate with them.

"This time it's for my Piyanzi!"

Liu Zheng used its tentacles to form a middle finger towards the postman, and then continued running forward.

Seeing him being so arrogant, the postman was so angry that his tires almost burst.

The first thing it did when it got up was to throw Demon Mask at Liu Zheng.

Demon Mask disappeared immediately after being thrown out. The next person appeared in front of Liu Zheng, letting out a burst of sharp laughter and then slapped it on his face.

Liu Zheng It's not that I haven't seen it, but it's locked and there's no way to avoid it.

He ran forward a few steps according to inertia, but found that he was retreating.

He immediately remembered the effect of this prop. The user's sense of direction would be reversed for a period of time.

That is to say, if you want to go forward, you actually go backward; if you want to go left, you actually go right.

Hmm.

Liu Zheng feels like he is not just talking about this prop.

Stop it, don't air this part.

But even if you know the effect of props, it is still difficult to overcome.

After all, people's sense of direction is a very low-level thinking and is not easily controlled by surface thinking.

Therefore, even if Liu Zheng tries hard to change his thinking, his speed will inevitably be affected a little.

Using the distance advantage created by the banana peel, the postman caught up little by little.

However, coupled with the advantage brought by the previous propellant, he still maintained his lead.

After that, the two rushed through several rows of treasure boxes, and generally speaking, they both won and lost.

Liu Zheng relied on his rich experience in prop racing to narrowly beat the postman and still maintained a lead of about ten meters.

Not far away, the signboard of the "Aladdin Din" apartment building can already be seen.

In the middle section of the road, there is only a row of treasure chests.

In other words, the props obtained in this round are very likely to be victory points.

He frowned.

Because, the treasure chest in the middle is black.

This kind of treasure chest has never appeared before.

Black often means misfortune and disaster.

But at the same time, black is also a symbol of strength and nobility.

To hit or not to hit?

If the bet is life or death, then Liu Zheng will hit it without hesitation.

In this kind of world, if you don't have the courage to live towards death, you will only die faster.

But now the bet is Legendary Delivery Box.

This item is of course very strong, but it is more about the long-term benefits and set value.

Liu Zheng will not be unable to walk upright like losing Legendary Disguise.

"Yes!"

It dawned on him.

Since you won't die suddenly even if you lose Legendary Delivery Box, it's even more important to take a gamble.

You should be cautious not to go to the gambling table easily, but since you are forced to go to the gambling table, you should show the momentum of killing.

Liu Zheng grasped the tentacles tightly and rushed towards the black treasure chest.

The postman also discovered this special treasure box and stepped on the pedal as hard as he could to get one step ahead.

Looking back at its performance, Liu Zheng became more determined and rushed forward.

After several long strides, he finally arrived at the bottom of the black treasure chest.

"The time has come to witness the miracle."

He stretched out his tentacles and shattered the treasure chest with an elegant gesture.

A warhead with a yellow and black logo like an electric fan smashed headfirst into the ground.

Near the warhead, an electronic screen was reporting the numbers.

"3"

"2"

"1"

"Ms. Ganlin!"

Liu Zheng showed his middle finger with the postman.

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