Hell Game: Starting in Metropolis
Chapter 148

Cow-Horse: What Are You Doing While I'm Hoisting Up My Pants?

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"Fuck, why?"

Liu Zheng asked unhappily.

Why don't you let him go down alone and target him?

"Nonsense, you tore off its balls. It's because it's brainless, but it's not that it's brainless."

Fisherman rolled his eyes on the other end of the phone.

"Then Sea Woman and Nightingale both helped pull the lever."

He said unconvinced.

"Now it only recognizes you as the main culprit."

"The main culprit is also Nightingale."

Without the Cyclops potion that Nightingale gave him, he wouldn't be able to pull it off, okay?

"It's useless for you to tell me this. If you have the ability, tell Sewer."

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to communicate with that kind of brainless guy."

Liu Zheng pretended to be disdainful.

"Just be content. If City Hall and I hadn't tried to comfort you, Sewer would have come to find you long ago."

Fisherman said.

"Damn it, can Sewer still come up?"

He was shocked.

That doesn't mean the whole city will be turned upside down.

"It's definitely not from the original body, but it doesn't make any difference to you."

"When Sewer deliberately wants to kill someone and is rational, even Bloodstained Restaurant can't stop him."

Fisherman said.

"Is there nothing you can do?"

Liu Zheng asked reluctantly.

Red Ghost, Fisherman, and Fire Mage are all related to Sewer. If he can't go down, it will be a big loss.

"It's not completely helpless. Sewer has been a little constipated since I don't know who choked it last time. If you can help it loosen its intestines and defecate, it will probably forgive you."

Fisherman said.

"Releasing the intestines and laxative"

He felt nauseous and felt like asking him to use the enema to remove the vaginal discharge.

Even if he Liu Zheng dies and never jumps from the manhole again, he will not do such a degenerate thing.

"By the way, if you do a good enough job, maybe you can come in and out Sewer freely in the future."

Fisherman said.

"Tell me, what's the method?"

Liu Zheng swore that he was only trying to make up for the damage caused to Sewer, not for the right to come and go at all.

"It's easy to moisturize the intestines. I can lend you a special fish. You just need to protect it from swimming in the river. When it stops on its own initiative, it will be completed."

Fisherman said.

"Isn't that what you do when raising fish in Sewer?"

he said.

"Not entirely. If you ask why so many people do it, just tell me whether you do it or not?"

Fisherman is impatient.

"Okay, but wasn't I blacklisted?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"So you have to get some of your Bloodstained Restaurant's cosplay clothes. With that, I'll make some disguises for you, and Sewer will pretend not to know."

Fisherman said.

"Pretend?"

"Nonsense, you really think Sewer is Zhizhang. Even if it is, it's not entirely true."

Fisherman said.

Liu Zheng felt that his words seemed to reveal something.

"How many pieces do you need?"

he asked.

"Three pieces should be enough."

Fisherman paused and said.

"Three pieces?! Then you might as well let Sewer pull my balls to vent your anger."

Liu Zheng shouted.

A cos server, a killer weapon that combines multiple functions such as combat, disguise, and fun, cannot be cheap no matter how you think about it.

Not one of them is easy to get, but there are three of them. Bloodstained Restaurant was not opened by him.

"I can think of a way, but I need at least two pieces. I can give you the money, but you have to come to Sewer before I can give it to you. Or you can ask Sea Woman to come down and pick it up."

Fisherman said.

Liu Zheng feels that the last sentence is his true purpose.

"I can ask Sea Woman to go get the money, but I guess it's not about the money."

He sighed.

Sea Woman curled his lips when he heard his name, but didn't say anything.

"Then unless you want fish, I can't help you with anything else. Sea Woman How are you these days?"

Fisherman asked.

"It's pretty good. It's a popular place to drink spicy food and someone will warm the bed. You just made a small fortune with me."

Although the food we eat are all potatoes, they are also produced by Bloodstained Restaurant, so the taste is still guaranteed.

"Why is that Blondie still alive?!"

Fisherman said angrily.

"You didn't let me kill her either."

Liu Zheng said innocently.

"Then I'll let you kill her now!"

Fisherman said immediately.

"Put her down. In my current state, she can almost kill me. By the way, you haven't told me how to relieve myself yet?"

He remembered and asked.

"Let's wait until you get the cosplay suit.

"Mysterious, dead."

Liu Zheng hung up the phone.

"You can secretly agree to him and then seek cooperation with my brothers and sisters. The success rate is very high."

Nightingale, who had been listening in, enthusiastically suggested.

"Don't test me with your tricks. I, Liu Zheng, can kneel down and lick my feet to survive, but I will never betray my friends."

Liu Zheng said coldly.

"So we are already friends?"

Nightingale looked surprised.

"We are considered Jiu Bean friends."

he said.

We drank red wine together and ate potatoes together.

"It sounds awful."

Nightingale curled his lips.

Fair-weather Friends is ugly enough, but So-so Friends sounds like a low-budget comedy movie.

"That's right, it sounds ugly. How can I, a food delivery guy, have any culture? Okay, stop being so annoying and leave quickly."

He had to rush back to ask about the cosplay costume.

According to past experience, even if he could get it, he would have to complete some prerequisite tasks first.

"Then you go back and find a way to order me a plate of Maoxuewang."

Vampire Girl interjected.

"If you don't drink from the blood pack, why should you eat to make your blood rich?"

Liu Zheng said speechlessly.

"The blood packs sold on the market are all low-end products. The blood in your Restaurant Maoxuewang can supplement the nutrients I need. Otherwise, I will be like this for at least half a year."

"How about you go and get Vlad III for me."

Vampire Girl said.

"Then why don't you just order takeout yourself?"

"No!"

Vampire Girl let out a scream.

"The last time I ordered the mashed potatoes, I was so upset. If I order it again, I can't even maintain my human form."

"That"

Liu Zheng looked at Sea Woman, then at Nightingale.

The two of them looked away in tacit agreement.

"Oh, okay, I'll think of a way."

He sighed.

After all, we are brothers who shared the stolen goods together. Why are you so plastic Sister Blossoms?

"Hey, I knew you were the best."

Vampire Girl hugged Liu Zheng's hooves and rubbed them.

It's a pity that she is as smooth as a mask now, Liu Zheng only feels noisy.

After leaving Cemetery, he drove the three of them in Ferrari to the vicinity of "Red Witch" Board-Game Hall.

Board-Game Hall stipulates that if you take leave during the day, you have to work the night shift to make up for it.

Although they had just made a fortune, it was not enough for them to resign.

The jobs at "Red Witch" Board-Game Hall are quite popular. It's easy to get out but hard to get in.

After sending people off, Liu Zheng drove back to Bloodstained Restaurant.

As soon as we got off the car, the driver appeared in the driving seat.

His thoughts wandered for a while, and then he looked strange.

If the driver is actually always there but is invisible, isn't it equivalent to sitting on the driver's body and driving all the time?

"After the car service is completed, the car has no bumps, no damage, and no violation records. After discounts, the total charge is 2,000 yuan."

the driver said.

Heck, a takeaway trip costs more than a month's worth of work.

Fortunately, he has money now.

"I just went to Cemetery. I originally wanted to get some Rotblood Worms, but they were all blown up. But I have some friendship with the people at Kitchen. I will ask them if they have anything else."

Liu Zheng said while paying the money.

The more things are not accomplished, the more reports need to be made.

As the saying goes, there is hard work without credit, and this is the truth.

"You are interested."

The driver was really satisfied.

"The Goblin Shells in stock will automatically expire. If you want it, hurry up. I don't know when the next shipment will be."

Out of feedback for Liu Zheng, he reminded him.

"What is the Goblin missile?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"I can't say much, I can only tell you that it is a very powerful shell that can automatically change direction and hit the enemy."

the driver said.

"Isn't that a missile?"

"It's completely different from a missile. Its guidance mechanism is outrageous and interesting. You'll know it when you use it."

The driver said with a subtle expression.

"This kind of shell is not very reliable when used alone, but when used together with three or more, it is very effective and can ignore many defensive measures."

"How about the power? Can it guarantee that Cow-Horse will be killed?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Why do you always think about blowing up your boss? Don't you two have a good relationship?"

The driver asked a little strangely.

"How did you know?"

"If you don't have a good relationship with it, there will be no chance of renting Ferrari."

the driver said.

"That's true."

He nodded.

Before he developed, it would be almost effortless for Cow-Horse to trick him to death.

"So why do you keep using it as a target?"

The driver asked again.

"The secondary reason is that its strength is the most suitable."

Liu Zheng replied.

Nightingale, Sea Woman and the like are too weak, Si Xue, Red Ghost and the like are too strong, and Novelist, Ottawa and the like are hard to figure out.

"What's the main reason?"

"The main reason is of course because I want to kill it and become the boss myself."

He said seriously.

"Hahaha, you humans are really interesting. Let's go. If you want to use the car, please contact me."

The driver started the engine.

"You haven't told me yet whether you can blow up my boss?"

"Five Goblin Shells, you're guaranteed to die."

The driver stepped on the accelerator and disappeared into thin air.

Five coins are guaranteed to die, so are there still five coins in stock?

Liu Zheng expressed deep contempt for this kind of half-talking behavior, then turned around and walked into Delivery Passage.

"Boss, what are you doing?"

As soon as he entered the lounge, he was shocked by Cow-Horse with his butt sticking out, and he quickly closed his eyes.

One second later and he would have dug it out and replaced it with a clean pair.

"You don't even know about the gear-shifting movement. It was invented by you humans."

Cow-Horse said calmly.

"Isn't that a levator exercise?"

The levator ani movement refers to regularly lifting and retracting the anus, and then relaxing it. Lifting and then relaxing is the levator ani movement.

It can be done while standing, sitting or walking. Do the levator exercise about 50 times each time and last for 5-10 minutes.

Lifting anus exercises can promote local blood circulation and prevent perianal diseases such as hemorrhoids.

Liu Zheng has practiced it in the real world, but unfortunately he didn't persist.

"I don't have hemorrhoids, I'm just practicing hanging. What? You have hemorrhoids?"

Cow-Horse asked maliciously.

"No."

Liu Zheng said decisively.

His body has been reshaped so many times, let alone hemorrhoids, he doesn't even have acne.

"Tch, you humans are hypocritical."

Cow-Horse curled his lips and said.

"Do you want that hypocritical human's money?"

He said in a long voice.

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