"Get up, the order you've been waiting for is here."
Cow-Horse's weird sound woke up Liu Zheng.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Cow-Horse holding a wine bottle with the bottom removed and shouting at him.
"Boss, are you still drunk?"
Liu Zheng said angrily and funny.
"Why don't you allow me to be bored and have fun?"
Cow-Horse said disapprovingly.
"Xu Xu Xu, then you can continue to have fun, I'm going to deliver the food."
He picked up the list on the ground and looked at the content on it.
"Meal: Man-Bites-Dog"
"Address: 'Sunshine Pet Store' pet shop."
"Order: Xiaomei"
"Time limit: one hour"
It's a pet shop, and it's the type that has never been delivered.
"Boss, what should I pay attention to when placing orders in pet stores?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Huh? Which pet store?"
Cow-Horse originally planned to go back and lie down, but turned back.
"'Sunshine Pet Store' pet shop."
he replied.
"Bring it to me and see."
Cow-Horse stretched out his hoof to take the takeout order and looked at it carefully.
"One thousand yuan, I'll give you this order."
It put down the list and said.
"Is this list dangerous?"
Cow-Horse always grabs orders that he will never return.
"For others, it's fine. But for you kid, it's really very dangerous."
Cow-Horse's expression seems to be smiling but not smiling.
"Boss, you might as well speak more clearly."
"In Metropolis, any creature that has no citizenship and is not prohibited can be used as a pet. The 'Sunshine Pet Store' pet store is a century-old store and they only sell one kind of pet."
Cow-Horse paused.
"What pet?"
"Human."
"Aren't human beings Middle-Class Species, born with citizenship rights?"
Liu Zheng asked in a calm tone.
"They are two human beings who have citizenship, and only the offspring they are born with have citizenship. Citizenship can be lost the day after tomorrow, and you are always on the verge of losing it."
"The descendants of humans who have lost their citizenship will become non-citizens. Unless they can be hired by a place like 'Bloodstained Restaurant' and get the opportunity to become citizens."
"In the 'Sunshine Pet Store' pet store, they cannot have such an opportunity."
"To prevent them from retaliating, pet shops will contaminate the embryos before they are born, so that they will fail the birth test and never become citizens."
"In other words, they will be other people's pets for generations to come, even if they are a hundred or a thousand times smarter than the pet store employees and their owners."
"And the smarter they are, the more miserable they are."
Cow-Horse said lightly.
"Is the 'Sunshine Pet Store' pet store very large?"
he asked.
"It's not big, there are only eight or nine employees. But I heard that they have a breeding base, which is no smaller than 103 Breeding Farm."
"What's the strength of those employees?"
Liu Zheng asked again.
"It's just so-so, just like those community security guards."
"That's it."
He Pensive.
"What do you want to do? I can tell you that the pet store has a good relationship with the City Hall. If you do something, Public Security Bureau's people will come."
Cow-Horse warned.
"Didn't you say that many of the City Hall's employees are humans? Can they get used to this kind of store?"
"Hahaha!"
Hearing Liu Zheng's words, Cow-Horse laughed exaggeratedly.
It laughed so hard that it almost burst out of its throat.
"Do you know which is the largest customer group of the 'Sunshine Pet Store' pet store?"
Cow-Horse finally stopped laughing and said.
"Which one?"
"That's the human employee of the City Hall."
Cow-Horse said coldly.
Even though he had already guessed the answer, Liu Zheng still frowned.
"Why?"
"Why, it's easy to use. City Hall has so many things to do every day, they can die of exhaustion at the workstation just by themselves."
"But they can't hire anyone else because the secret will be leaked."
"So wouldn't a pet that has no barriers to communication, is smart, and doesn't leak secrets become the best choice?"
"Moreover, isn't it the ultimate joy to be able to do whatever you want to people of your own race without restraint?"
Cow-Horse had a sarcastic smile on his face.
"Indeed."
Liu Zheng nodded.
"You think they did the right thing?"
"They didn't break any laws or regulations, what's wrong?"
he asked rhetorically.
"Oh?"
Cow-Horse looked him up and down with hesitant eyes.
Has this kid finally recognized reality?
It didn't know whether it should be proud or disappointed.
"So you plan to finish this order honestly?"
Cow-Horse asked.
"Of course not."
Liu Zheng said with a smile.
"Then you said they did the right thing?"
"Just because they did the right thing doesn't mean I have to let them do it. It's also true that those security guards didn't let me enter the community. Didn't I kill them?"
His laughter was mixed with the sound of grinding his teeth.
Liu Zheng felt that streams of blood were gathering towards his brain, making his brain extremely awake but out of control.
He knew that this was another attack of "Irritability".
"Have you thought it through?"
"Boss, my brain is broken again now and I can't think anymore."
Liu Zheng smiled helplessly.
"Then go ahead. By the way, give me all your money. Then I will choose a good grave for you, how about next to Red Pig?"
Cow-Horse said seriously.
"You won't let me die, boss."
He said firmly.
"Why? I am your father?"
Cow-Horse said disdainfully.
"If I die, you won't be able to get the remaining 170,000 yuan."
"Grass!"
Cow-Horse cursed.
"Then you, kid, just stay in the lounge for me and I'll deliver this order, or I'll beat you into a puddle of meat and let you grow slowly."
It said viciously.
"Even if I turn into meat, I will still squirm away. Boss, you'd better tell me how to do things safely."
Liu Zheng said.
"No."
Cow-Horse shook his head violently.
"Really not?"
He took out a wad of banknotes and dangled them in front of Cow-Horse's eyes.
"Even if I tell you, you can't do it with your strength."
Cow-Horse's eyes followed the banknotes and swayed left and right.
"Tell me, the money belongs to you, boss. I will judge whether I can do it. If it doesn't work, you can still grab the order."
Liu Zheng said.
"Hmph, if you insist on seeking death, then let me do as you wish."
Cow-Horse swallowed the banknote in one gulp.
"The method is very simple, as long as you find a way to cause the pet shop to conflict with you before completing the food delivery, and then escape from the scene before Public Security Bureau's people come."
"In this way, your behavior will be judged as a normal dispute over food delivery, and there will be no subsequent impact at the official level."
"Of course, it's hard to say whether the pet store will retaliate against you privately."
Cow-Horse said.
"Then on the other hand, if someone from the pet shop kills me, is it considered a normal dispute?"
"That's right."
"So that's it."
Liu Zheng suddenly said.
No wonder every time a meal is delivered, the security guards, cleaners, orderers, etc. dare to find fault with him, as if they don't take Bloodstained Restaurant seriously.
And he killed so many First-Class Sky Villas security guards, so there won't be any trouble later.
It turns out that these are all normal disputes during the food delivery process.
"You kid, don't just use it blindly once you know it. This rule is not that stable. If it overturns one day, don't blame me for not reminding you."
Cow-Horse As soon as Liu Zheng's eyes lit up, he knew what bad fart he had in his stomach.
"Don't worry, it won't happen. I'm just a law-abiding worker."
Liu Zheng said.
"Haha. Tell me about your plan. If it's true, I'll let you out. If it's not, I'll put you in a locker."
Cow-Horse raised his hooves as big as sandbags and said calmly.
The plan is not difficult to make.
There are three key points in this ruined plan.
First, how to make Renhe in the pet shop conflict?
This is actually very simple. Unless it is a takeaway order from an acquaintance, no one who orders the food will sign for it honestly.
There is no need for Liu Zheng to do anything, the people in the pet store will find fault with him themselves.
Second point, how to deal with the employees in the pet store?
This is a little more troublesome.
Liu Zheng Even with the bonus of Legendary Disguise, it can only deal with one employee at most.
Even if you include Nightingale and Sea Woman, you can only deal with five or six at most, leaving two or three left.
And if he brings Nightingale and Sea Woman, then he can't gamble on luck and throw Chew Toy.
Because even if Tindalos is summoned, it will only recognize Liu Zheng, not the two of them.
What's more, Nightingale and Sea Woman may not agree to help.
After all, he has the protection of the rules, but the two of them do not.
And there is no profit to be gained from this matter, it is just his impulse.
As for Vampire Girl, let her continue to work as a child laborer.
Third point, how to evacuate the scene before Public Security Bureau people arrive?
This is also very simple, just tear off Delivery Slip and ask the postman to return it to Restaurant.
In other words, the only problem now is how to deal with those pet store employees.
Go to a meeting alone, then drive Golden Finger and throw Chew Toy into a wave?
Even if Liu Zheng is sick now, he still knows that it is not worth it.
Next, he has to go to Garbage Processing Plant, which is the real fatal place.
Alas, it would be great if there was still that "Fecal Sea Mad Maggot Fossil".
After going there, he threw the takeout and the fossil together, then turned around and ran away. A real man never looks back to see the explosion, and he doesn't even need to use Delivery Slip.
Of course, that's just a thought.
Mr. Li He didn't dare to go there again.
If you go there once, it will become Tentacle Monster. If you go there again, you know what it will become.
But when it comes to explosions.
Liu Zheng recalled the scene of Nightingale masturbating, and his eyes moved slightly.
If you don't want to go there, you can still go there.
So, he called Nightingale.
"Are you looking for Sea Woman or me?"
Nightingale hides murderous intent when he opens his mouth.
"Of course I'm looking for you."
Liu Zheng said.
"Making money or dating?"
"No, I want to borrow something from you."
He shook his head.
"What are you borrowing? If this is the first time, I can't borrow it because I have already given it to Sea Woman."
Nightingale said seriously.
"I'm not interested in your first time. I want to borrow your ammunition."
Liu Zheng said unmoved.
"My bomb?"
"Yes, the thicker and bigger it is, the better it can be fried."
He said seriously.