A sharp knife to scratch the eyes, Liu Zheng has heard of this technique.
But that is to scratch the blisters on the eyelids and relieve "trachoma".
And the clerk at Bad-Luck Coffee was really scratching his eyes out.
The clerk's knife was very fast. It was almost Liu Zheng before I felt any pain. It was already pitch black in front of me.
After examining the scraped eyeballs for a few seconds, the clerk placed them on a tray aside.
"Second service, ear picking."
Hearing the clerk's words, Liu Zheng had a subtle expression.
In reality, he often does ear picking, partly because of comfort and partly to help him sleep.
But now he doesn't even have an ear, only a hole is left. How to pick it?
The clerk quickly told Liu Zheng the answer.
He kneaded Liu Zheng's ear holes with his hands, and his flesh was kneaded and shaped like plasticine, turning into two ears.
Liu Zheng Although he couldn't see it, he probably guessed what he was doing.
Then, the clerk took out an ear pick and dug along the edge of the ears bit by bit, and dug out both ears.
Then place them on either side of your eyeballs.
"The third service is to show your face."
When a woman got married in ancient times, she would ask a beautiful woman from a good family to twist the bride's face and remove the hair on her face.
It is not only for beauty, but also symbolizes the beginning of a new life.
The clerk also respected the custom very much and brought out a set of phoenix crowns and harems for Liu Zheng to put on.
Even because his bald head was too slippery to wear the phoenix crown, the clerk fixed it with a few thumbtacks.
If Liu Zheng could still see it, he would be amazed by this craftsmanship.
After getting dressed, the clerk took out the thin hemp rope.
In reality, two noodles are needed to make noodles, but he only needs one.
The clerk attached the string to Liu Zheng's forehead, and then slowly rolled it downwards.
The thin face was ripped off and then carefully placed on the tray.
Together with the ones obtained by scratching the eyes and picking the ears before, it just makes up a complete face.
"Is that okay?"
Liu Zheng blinked.
He can now slightly control the priority of body parts, and small organs like eyeballs can grow back in just a few minutes.
I just haven't gotten used to it yet and I can't help crying.
As for face?
Anyway, he doesn't rely on his face to make a living now, let it grow slowly on its own.
"That's all right, sir."
The clerk said gently.
All the restraints were automatically released and the chair transformed back into a lift chair.
"Sir, your face is perfect. We plan to use it as a corporate image display. Would you like to write a blessing for us?"
The clerk took out a pen.
Liu Zheng Then he noticed that there was a piece of white paper on the tray.
"Okay."
He said generously.
Then write a line in block letters on the paper.
"Bad-Luck Restaurant, my mother Ganlin."
"Thank you sir."
The clerk took away the tray without changing his expression.
"By the way, can I specify Deliveryman?"
Liu Zheng asked suddenly.
"No, sir. We are not a maid cafe here."
The clerk said with a smile.
"Really? That's really a pity."
he said regretfully.
After leaving Bad-Luck Coffee, Liu Zheng returned to the front door of the office building.
Everyone looked at him again, this time not at his takeout box, but at his face.
"What are you looking at? You've never seen anyone without makeup?"
Liu Zheng said unhappily.
Once again, he forced these Painted-Face People back with his eyes, and Liu Zheng gave the coffee to the cleaner.
"This is the coffee I promised you. And these are the extra desserts for you."
When Baojie saw the half-cooked cheesecake, two blushes suddenly appeared on Hua's face, and his three-white eyes turned into starry eyes.
"Is this appropriate?"
Her tone was a little hesitant.
"What's inappropriate? You work so hard cleaning, what's wrong with eating some cake?"
"If the people above don't deal with it, that's the business of the people above. What does it have to do with us working people, right?"
Liu Zheng forced the cake into her hand.
"Yes, right?"
Cleaning is still a little hesitant.
"I can just take it if you don't want it."
He took out Chew Toy.
"If you want to grab it hard, I'll let the dog go."
"You don't want the three-pack area in front of your door to be full of dog shit, right?"
Liu Zheng had a wicked smile on his lips.
"Don't do that kind of thing!"
The cleaning lady screamed, then stuffed the cake into her mouth and chewed it hard.
"Is it delicious?"
"So delicious."
Cleaning leaves happy tears.
"You said you are working hard for the property management company and can't even afford a piece of cake. What are you trying to do?"
"How much of the money you extort from me can you share?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Two, two hundred."
The cleaning lady replied.
"Two hundred?! Are you sending beggars?"
he shouted loudly.
The cleaning lady looked ashamed.
"Married?"
"It's over. Last year, my husband couldn't find a job and was disposed of by the City Hall. Three and a half young men all pointed at me to support myself."
Baojie said sadly, her starry eyes turned into lowered eyebrows and lowered eyes.
"Take it."
Liu Zheng took out five hundred yuan and slapped her on the chest.
"I went out in a hurry this time, so I didn't bring much money. With this little money, I'll buy some meat for the kids first, as a token of appreciation from my uncle."
"Why is this so embarrassing?"
Bao Jie's painted face turned red again.
Judging from the color and texture, it should be dyed with the juice of some kind of flower.
"Take it. If you don't take it, you are looking down on me."
Liu Zheng said seriously.
"No way. Then, I'd like to thank you on behalf of the children, uncle."
The cleaning lady winked at him.
Oops, my eyeballs fell to the ground.
Liu Zheng helped her pick it up and put it back.
Then he frowned and looked at it for a while.
I always feel like something is wrong.
He stretched out his tentacles, dipped some saliva on them, and drew two eyebrows for the cleaner.
Well, that's right now.
Liu Zheng nodded with satisfaction.
"You don't need to give the security guard any more, I'll just give him half of it."
The cleaning lady lowered her head and said.
"One code equals one code. Am I the one who does the work? Take it."
He sold another three hundred yuan.
"Thank you. Well, do you want face?"
The cleaning lady asked shyly.
"What?"
Liu Zheng The muscles on his face trembled.
I've tried my best and you still scold me?
"This is the face I picked up. Although it's a little worn, I've cleaned it up. If you don't mind it, just use it."
The cleaning lady took out a paper bag from the tool cart.
There are many holes on it, which look like they were bitten by some kind of rodent.
But the whole thing is quite complete.
"No need. My face will grow out in a while."
Liu Zheng declined.
Who knows if these faces can be taken off even if they are put on?
And he didn't lie. Skin has grown on the edges of his face now.
"Okay, then I'll give this to you. I, I'm leaving."
The cleaning staff handed Liu Zheng a bottle and hurried into the office building.
Through the glass door, he saw her negotiating with the security guard and then walking into the stairwell.
Liu Zheng looked away and looked at the bottle in his hand.
"Name: Janitor's Disposable Insecticide"
"Type: sundries"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect: Powerful insecticide"
"Remarks: Wipe out all pests and become invincible."
"Can copies be taken out: No"
This thing should be good for White-Feather Chicken.
There should be quite a lot of mosquitoes, rats, and ants in Kitchen.
Liu Zheng put away the pesticide and walked into the office building.