A Tyrant Emperor's Guide to Raising Mushrooms
Chapter 54

Chapter 30

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"Why don't you teach?"

Lin Ling looked at Shi Changyuan eagerly and leaned over.

Shi Changyuan looked at Lin Ling and just smiled. Before he could speak, he was interrupted by Lin Ling.

"I know."

Evil-minded humans are full of schemes and are not sincere at all. Mushroom can see through it at a glance.

He poked Shi Changyuan's hand and said firmly, "You have to charge tuition, right?"

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Shi Changyuan was startled for a moment. He originally planned to let Copy practice this word first, but when he saw that Little Mushroom was so smart, he smiled and said, "Ling Ling is so smart."

"Then what does Ling Ling plan to use for tuition?" Shi Changyuan asked.

Lin Ling blinked and replied confidently, "I have no plans to pay tuition!"

Little Mushroom imitated the villain Jie Jie's laughter in the storybook, and chose coercion as a method of coercion and inducement.

The first is the threat.

Lin Ling thought for a while, lowered his voice deliberately, got in front of Shi Changyuan, and said, "You don't want your marriage certificate to be called ugly by others, right?"

Then came the persecution.

Lin Ling grabbed Shi Changyuan's sleeve and said viciously, "Teach me how to write, hurry up!"

Lin Ling forgot his words and paused, "Don't make me beg you!"

Shi Changyuan:...

Another day when I want to burn Mushroom storybook.

Who is recommending Mushroom to watch this kind of thing?

Shi Changyuan taught Lin Ling once more about pen control with an expressionless face, then gave him a full page of copybooks and let Mushroom learn on his own.

Fortunately, Mushroom has a pretty good understanding. He can write barely legible words by following the example of a gourd, but the overall lines of words are still so round and chubby.

The saying "Words are like people" is indeed well-founded.

Lin Ling finally wrote something that satisfied him. Just when he was feeling proud, he suddenly thought of one more thing -

His handwriting is beautiful, but those monsters on Dragon Vein may not all know how to write!

No matter how beautifully written this wedding invitation is, the little monsters won't know how to appreciate it.

"Tell me, what should I do?" Lin Ling told Shi Changyuan about the matter with grievance.

Shi Changyuan thought for a moment, then patted Lin Ling's lowered head, "In this way, I will have people open several private schools in every remote mountain village in Great Li, and strive to make everyone literate."

"This way everyone can understand the beautiful characters Ling Ling."

Lin Ling nodded, fully agreeing with this plan.

Mushroom also thought happily that when everyone comes to learn Chinese characters and finds that learning Chinese characters is really difficult, everyone will know how smart Mushroom is!

And the clever Mushroom has now thought of a way to tell everyone through drawings. The only important information is the date. There are always a few goblins who know the numbers. If you put them together, you can know the correct time.

Lin Ling picked up the brush and drew two people on the rice paper again, one was Shi Changyuan and the other was himself. The two people held a big heart together, with the word "marriage" written on it.

The little people painted by Mushroom are also small and round, and they look very cute, but their characteristics are absolutely vivid.

In order to highlight the accurate incident, Lin Ling also drew a sedan next to it, and also used private goods to draw a version of Shi Changyuan wearing a red hijab and a wedding dress.

For the final signature, Lin Ling drew a flower Little Mushroom.

"How about it!" Lin Ling showed the ghost version of the wedding invitation to Shi Changyuan.

Shi Changyuan is a little surprised. Lin Ling's paintings are unexpectedly vivid and accurate. But since humans invented writing, they haven't used pictures for a long time.

Finally, when the monsters of Dragon Vein received the wedding invitations, each monster received two copies, one was a pure text version and the other was a simplified version with pictures.

Lin Ling pulled Shi Changyuan, starting from the Old Turtle of Imperial Garden, and posted all the way to Dragon Vein Mountain. The two of them received blessings from many spirits along the way.

"How about it, the wedding invitation I drew is easier to understand." Little Mushroom took Shi Changyuan back to the deep mountains and forests, and said to his friends.

"Shi Changyuan will send his men to pick you up when the time comes. It's a very big carriage, beautiful and magnificent. It only takes three days for you to go to Capital City from here in that carriage, and you won't be watched by other people. It's very safe."

Lin Ling said, and the furry little monsters surrounding him suddenly showed expressions of yearning and expectation.

"We know, Little Mushroom."

Little Fat Chirper landed on Lin Ling's shoulders, turned around and glanced at Shi Changyuan next to him, as if he was comparing himself to something, and said proudly, "By the way, we have also prepared a gift for you, it is absolutely shocking! Do you want to see it?"

Lin Ling tilted his head and asked, "What is it?"

Seeing that Lin Ling asked the question sincerely, Little Fat Chirper immediately flapped its wings and flew in front of Lin Ling, and then chirped, and suddenly countless birds soared into the sky from the treetops in the surrounding forest.

There are birds as small as Little Fat Chirper, and as large as peacocks of various colors.

Everyone immediately flew into the air, hovering in the air, showing off their beautiful feathers to Lin Ling.

"How about it, it's amazing!" said Little Fat Chirper.

Little Mushroom nodded repeatedly.

Little Fat Chirper waited, but could not wait for Shi Changyuan's words. He turned his head, glared at Shi Changyuan, and asked Little Mushroom to translate for him.

Lin Ling pulled Shi Changyuan's sleeve and whispered, "He asked you."

Lin Ling paused and translated, "He said, don't you humans like this kind of auspicious omen the most?"

Shi Changyuan glanced at the Little Fat Chirper and said with a smile, "It's amazing. Lin Ling would like to thank me for my good fortune."

"It really saved me a lot of trouble."

Human beings really like auspiciousness from heaven, so he can almost imagine what will happen if such a period is added to the wedding.

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