Mr. Sleeping Dragon

"I thought the big shot had a system. Turns out he sells systems. Fuck." Zhang Chulan fell headfirst onto the floor. "Can I... buy... sell someone else's body?"

"I don't care about your systems. Scallions, ginger, garlic, cooking wine." Ye Fan took out the Myriad Things Mother Qi Cauldron. While Xiao Nannan was fast asleep and Yu Feng was looking after her, he tossed Black Emperor into the cauldron. To keep Black Emperor from waking up halfway through, he even added Drunken Immortal Brew to remove the gamey smell.

Ye Fan put down the jade bottle in his hand. Watching the finches fly past the window, he felt as though he had forgotten something very important.

"Shirou, kissy-kissy! My affection meter is maxed out~~~" Illya clung to Shirou Emiya, though whether she was talking in her sleep or speaking her mind was anyone's guess. In any case, Shirou Emiya's face was bright red, and he only dared take tiny sips of wine, afraid he might actually get drunk.

"So do you really have to drink every time? Wouldn't it be better to do something else?" Venerable Yao's solid form appeared. He looked at Zhongli and said, "You seem a little drunk yourself."

"Doing this once in a while isn't bad." A smile lingered on Zhongli's lips. Feeling groggy, he summoned a golden Geo construct beside him. "Sorry for the trouble, but could you take the director and the others home through the formation's exit?"

"It'll just take a little time. I don't drink anyway." Yao Lao waved a hand indifferently.

"Link start!!!" Lu Mingfei poked twice at the air in a daze, then asked, "Why can't I log into Earth Online? I want to contact customer service and report someone selling cheats."

Zhongli rubbed his temples and said reflexively, "Mingfei,