Klein: "Today's Loen Daily reports that the Acting Method governing the Church of Light's Potion system has been leaked. Sources say only pure boys can draw closer to the great Savior of Light along the path of Holy Light."
Klein: "By the way, Mr. Su Lin, could you stop blocking the entrance to my Sefirah Castle?"
Shirou Emiya: "Mr. God Almighty, Zelretch sent a letter asking for help. He says the Shirou Emiyas in several Worldlines have become a little strange."
Su Lin: "This humble monk changed a few bad endings and brought certain pitiful Mr. Emiyas back from the dead. Did you think such Miracles came free?"
Shirou Emiya: "I'm very grateful. But..."
Su Lin: "I think a new Home with Kids featuring families from multiple parallel worlds would make excellent viewing. Right now, it needs a red-haired, kindhearted male lead who can cook and fight."
Shirou Emiya: "I'll tell Zelretch everything is perfectly normal!!!"
Lu Mingfei: "They say people who lack love are the ones who like love stories. (Zhou Ruiming is paying five mao per post. Remember to delete everything in parentheses.)"
Klein: "?"
Su Lin: "Chen Wenwen? The literature club? I don't like stories about a literary young man's fruitless love dying halfway down the road."
Lu Mingfei: "."
Fuck, this guy hits hard.
Xiao Yan: "Old Klein, aren't you a virgin too? Lu Mingfei, when did you stop being one? Come clean! The eldest brother has no right to mock the second, and the second has no right to mock the third!"
Xiao Yan: "@Su Lin, well, brother, we've both been reborn. Having lived two lives, we ought to leave ourselves no regrets."
That first line appealed to brotherhood, and the second offered a reasonable, impartial word of advice, thought Xiao Yan, who already felt