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Chapter 814

Patchouli GO (Making Up for Yesterday)

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As we all know, Hakurei Shrine is a traditional Japanese shrine.

Although the shrine maiden who lives there all year round doesn't even know who the god she worships is, it is certain that the shrine does indeed worship a certain god. This question should have been asked to 'Yukari Yakumo', but now it seems that it can be omitted.

'No, it's better to ask'

Everyone focused their attention on Shadow City's Yukari Yakumo, but they saw her shaking her head even more like a rattle, as if she had no idea about the things in the picture.

"."

[Search starts: Based on the data stored in the central database, screen out the mythological symbols Three Pure Ones Haotian Shangdi God Almighty with high matching degree of unknown occult symbols.]

Chen Jun looked at the information projected on the crystal board with a confused look on his face. He wanted to say that it didn't matter even if he didn't filter for matches, and there was no need to check the information at all.

So did most of the people present.

We just know each other, is it reasonable for this Sichuan style spicy hot pot shabu-shabu hamburger and salmon style to appear in Gensokyo's Hakurei Shrine?

Hakurei Shrine enshrines Three Pure Ones Haotian and God Almighty?

Touhou's ones are fine, Western ones are also coming?

[Hey, you guy, don't touch the tributes!]

Before the Squirrel Camera could react, it was grabbed by Reimu Hakurei's hand and raised in front of him.

[You can still see squirrels in this season. Have you used up all the food reserves?] Reimu Hakurei muttered a few words and sighed when he saw the orange slice stuffed in the mouth of the squirrel:

[I also said that I would eat it myself after making offerings. You really know how to find opportunities.]

Reimu Hakurei put the squirrel down and found that the little guy seemed to be frightened and stood motionless.

[Forget it, just apologize to the gods and thank them for giving you food.]

She calmly learned the prayer gestures Su Lin had done before, clasped her hands together and said to the pile of enshrined 'gods': [Amen.]

Amen?

Amen?!

You, a miko, put your hands together and shout Amen?!

"What kind of god do you Hakurei Shrine worship?" Pao Pao checked all the settings and found no such Gensokyo.

"Gensokyo, who is loved by the gods, naturally has to be worshiped by the gods." Urban management Reimu said unreasonably, "How do I know which one it is?"

What should I do? What she said makes sense.

"Are these gods in Gensokyo?"

"No"

Yukari Yakumo thought for a while and said, "At least in our Gensokyo, these gods that have disappeared long ago do not exist."

"Perhaps it is the time and space where the gods have not disappeared?" Sandora analyzed.

The camouflage of the Squirrel camera was very good, and there were no flaws. Therefore, Reimu Hakurei in the picture did not pay much attention to it after the 'prayer', and did not drive away.

If it wasn't for food shortage, who would go out of the room in the cold weather?

This is true for squirrels, and so is Reimu Hakurei.

Fortunately, I met a rich man today, received a lot of money from him, and purchased a lot of wine and grain reserves from Kourin Tang and Human Village.

You can also go to an izakaya and have a good drink tonight.

Reimu Hakurei was in a good mood and left humming a song, while the squirrel, after 'relaxing' for a moment, searched aimlessly and finally came to the object of worship.

[Belief deposition data collection detected.]

The purpose of using the biological detection device is to collect Gensokyo information in the Void dimension. The host in Hive has entered a high-speed data calculation state, and Tavier, which has been on standby, starts Record data. The prerequisite for this action is that the particularity of the Void creature is needed to erase the dimensional differences.

To put it simply, it is to simultaneously establish a mathematical model of the opposite world in the database for subsequent analysis and calculation.

[Model establishment completed, enter Three Pure Ones]

[WARNING!!!]

[WARNING!!!]

The central computer suddenly sounded a harsh alarm, and a series of early warnings sounded in the hall: [Unknown tampering of information in the independent database!]

"Tampering is spreading! The databases of all areas that are not online and the affiliated universes and planes are experiencing changes! Entering the highest alert level!" came the voices of Pao Pao and Little Pao Pao. This group of Hilling Mainframe can detect all clues.

Windows pop up on the screen one after another. At the speed that the naked eye can see, they are a little tall and hard to touch. Starting from the statue of Heavenly Venerable Yuanshi in the center, the slightly gray temples and the deep and vicissitudes of the eyes have become the unified characteristics of every Celestial Worthy.

The Three Pure Ones image data model from Gensokyo has become somewhat lofty and difficult to touch.

But forget it, whether it is the Three Pure Ones model just created, the Three Pure Ones image of other universes, or even a picture in the database, there are subtle changes in details.

"The abnormal movement stopped and no other effects occurred."

"Calculating security risks."

"The warning level is temporarily lowered."

The technical staff of Xiling suddenly became busy, and various large and small temporary emergency meetings were immediately held.

Everyone who was still in Hive stared at the screen for a while.

"Suspected of occult influence at the memetic level." Alaya, who is good at occult knowledge, gave an explanation. "Law of Causality involves a higher level and cannot be traced back."

"Are we exposed?"

"Probably not, like some kind of phenomenal impact."

The sudden change put the establishment of the mathematical model on hold, but at this time, Incident appeared again, and the squirrel instinctively looked outside the shrine.

[The detected cosmological constant deviates and the signal enters a trough]

darkness

Endless darkness comes.

The cold wind and snow are still there, as if everything has been plunged into the darkness of winter.

It didn't last long, and the light like rotating lava rose from a certain direction and extended to the limit of the sky.

During this period, there seemed to be a choir singing ancient hymns. During the chant, the boundless light swept through the wind and snow, and fell down with pure white illusory light feathers.

But this vision only lasted for a moment, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

If the snow hadn't shown signs of melting, I would have thought everything just now was an illusion.

"The detected cosmological constants have all returned to normal values. High-concentration divinity residues have evaporated, and traces have disappeared beyond memory. It is suspected that a creation god has appeared."

"."

"In the case of Three Pure Ones statue, it is recommended to temporarily skip the establishment of data models for 'Cross' and 'Haotian Shangdi portrait'."

"Skip."

Reimu Hakurei in the screen had already taken out Yin-Yang Orb. Seeing that Incident had disappeared, he walked to the door and looked around for a while.

Not long after, Black-and-White Witch Marisa riding a broom came to the shrine.

[Reimu, do you want to deal with Incident? That direction looks like Eientei!]

[If there is no follow-up, forget it. The man in the love triangle between Kaguya Houraisan and Fujiwara Mokou recharged a lot of donation money to the shrine today.]

[Eh?! Has he been here? He didn't attack you, right?]

[What does it mean?]

[Didn't you read today's latest newspaper? It is said that he has the ambition to make Gensokyo his harem Paradise, DAZE!]

Marisa took out a newspaper and Reimu Hakurei took it.

[You also believe that Crow Tengu newspaper. What kind of erotic illustration is this?!]

Huge amount of information.

The people present at the Hive data center turned their attention to the two undead bodies of Shadow City, Kaguya Houraisan and Fujiwara Mokou.

Surrounded by a group of monsters in a state of excitement, the two of them looked at each other with a look like "You are teasing me".

"There is also a badge. I suggest using the Imagination creation model in an independent universe testing site to create illusory faith connections to determine the direction of mysticism." Tavier suggested.

We still don't understand what is going on with this Gensokyo, and at the same time we are preparing for subsequent negotiations, so the experiment was approved skipping the approval procedures.

After cutting off all contact with Law of Causality and Material World, only a few hours passed.

An [Urgent] report is presented:

"The Imagination creation model fell into the contamination of losing its mind and becoming deformed and alienated, and has been rendered harmless along with the experimental universe! The divine characteristics are anti-Order, indescribable!"

"With World Interference Theory, a match was found in an Earth novel."

"Blind Stupidity."

This is not Gensokyo.

A certain head of state who was holding the report thought so.

Su Lin had a dream.

I dreamed that there was a flaming sword stuck on the ground, and there was a throne not far away, and I was dragging Tony Su back, preparing to put it inside and burn it as firewood.

It's a pity that the dream is just a dream after all, because his hand is empty now.

With his thoughts in a haze, Su Lin walked up to the sword. The soft carpet and pink walls gave people a feeling of tranquility and relaxation.

A queen-size bed is placed in the middle, with simple and gorgeous gauze curtains tied on brackets.

A little blond girl was playing with herself with a mended teddy bear. She wore a nightcap shaped like a doorknob, decorated with a red ribbon, tied with a bow on the left side, and a side ponytail pierced through the hole in the hat under the bow.

What is worth noting is that there is a pair of dead branch-like wings on her back, with eight seven-color crystals that emit incredible light hanging on each of them.

"."

Absolutely not.

The only thing you should never do is sit at the same table with Xiao Yan, Song Shuhang, and Shirou Emiya.

But how to explain this situation? Is it possible that I still hide my lolicon attributes?

Coach, isn't this the right development?!

As if feeling something in her heart, the little blond girl turned around and stared in a certain direction with her scarlet eyes. Although it felt a bit strange, Su Lin was sure that the other person was indeed looking at her.

"Are you here to play with Fran?"

She jumped off the bed, swung her red skirt and trotted to the edge, but there was an untouchable boundary between the two of them, separated like a mirror.

Flandre tilted his head in confusion, and Su Lin also tilted his head in response to the other party's appearance.

"Why don't you come out and play with Fran?"

Flandre waved, and Su Lin followed suit.

"Big brother"

Please don't use that kind of title, it's too cute and a bit foul.

So that's the case, no wonder Human Village's blood bank was in emergency. Although this possibility was considered at the beginning, it was thought to be unlikely at the time.

This kind of thing also happened in Gensokyo, a country with simple folk customs, and the world is getting worse.

'Logically speaking, the blood does not contain Divine Power or occult elements'

He crossed his arms, but before he had time to think, Flandre on the opposite side imitated him and made the same action.

"."

Su Lin was silent. He glanced at the little girl with curious eyes and clapped his hands.

Snap!

Snap!

Flandre performed the same action in a learned manner, and then laughed happily, "Let's play together?"

It's just a dream anyway.

It's not impossible if you just play around.

Su Lin Diandian turned his head. He and Flandre looked left and right almost simultaneously. Then Su Lin turned around and opened his clothes to reveal McDonald's's employee clothes and put on a wig.

Flandre looked at the Red-Hair-colored afro Red Nose Clown who had changed clothes, with a somewhat surprised expression.

Su Lin crossed his hands and patted his shoulders, then raised it high. "Ronald McDonald~"

"Ronald McDonald~" Fran learned it simultaneously, as if it was a competition.

"Patchouli GO!"

"Patchouli GO!"

The two started to dance in an imitation game of you say one and I say one, and music from somewhere also sounded.

"It's Fran's turn!" Fran said.

She thought for a moment and seemed to have found a way to win, then her body flashed and transformed into four of herself at the same time.

--Taboo·Fourfold Existence

Haha, little girl.

[This is your excuse for being a clone~ If you had it to do over again, would you love me~]

Accompanied by a burst of music, Su Lin smiled disdainfully and began to twist his body into the same number of clones.

--Taboo·Shadow Clone Technique

"It's amazing!"

For Flandre, this game will not be a simple winner in order to be happy.

Mimi was confused, I don't know how long has passed.

"Second Miss."

"Second Miss"

She opened her eyes and found that she was lying on the bed in the bedroom, and the maid Sakuya was calling not far away with a cake.

"I heard you calling Lord Patchouli's name."

"."

It seemed like I had a strange dream.

Flandre shook her head in confusion. She glanced at the surrounding Issei unchanged room and focused on the food.

"The food these two days was delicious."

"Thanks for the compliment."

Sakuya put down the food as usual, then closed the door and left.

Flandre rolled out of bed, walked to a mirror, raised his hands and shouted, "Ronald McDonald!"

It's not fun to play games by yourself.

She turned around in despair, but at this moment, a figure appeared behind her. The figure continued to solidify and turned into a red afro wearing McDonald's red and yellow striped shirt Clown.

Flandre's eyes widened in surprise, and she tried to raise her hand. "Patchouli~GO!"

"Patchouli~GO!" Red-Hair Clown said simultaneously.

A vague connection came along the figure, as if there was one more person.

Doppelgänger.

The burning and tearing pain subsides.

"You're awake."

"If you dare say that the operation is successful, I will give you Witch Potion."

"Tsk"

Su Lin The first time he woke up from his dream, he saw a group of people surrounding his bed. For those who didn't know, he thought they were holding some strange ceremony.

"I didn't talk in my sleep, did I?"

Thinking of the somewhat absurd dream, he couldn't help but confirm it.

"You have been shouting the names of many people, some of whom have heard of you, some of whom have not." Lu Mingfei opened his mouth and said, "You are still saying something about me being the king of the harem."

Okay, this looks like a lie.

Su Lin got up from the bed, only to find that several people over there were looking at him with strange and joking eyes.

"What's going on?"

"Haha cough cough"

Xiao Yan couldn't help but cover his mouth, and then took out a newspaper from Klein who was drinking tea and reading a newspaper.

[Peach color conspiracy, Gensokyo Paradise Transformation Plan! Our reporter was almost brutally murdered and escaped death, revealing the outsider's evil intentions towards all Gensokyo women]

Su Lin put down the newspaper and uttered two words as if he was angry:

"Niubi."

(End of chapter)

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