When the fairy named Jiang Wan'er smiled, Zhang Chulan was stunned.
It's like seeing the flowing stars, like a silent storm, more like the first melting snow in spring.
Just a look or a whisper is enough to set off huge waves in the heart, while passers-by around him just think it is an ordinary breeze.
"A few Daoist friends are looking for a loose cultivator from the slave family. What's the point of doing this?"
It's not like he hasn't seen beautiful women in the past few years, he has even seen the top beauties in various worlds, but for example, the female group friends in the group:
Demoness who deceives female ketones, Nuwa who is a two-way fairy dealer, Kaguya who is keen on collecting death methods, and Stellaron Gremlin who is obsessed with the trash cans in the world.
Except for the underage Little Madoka, each one is more abstract than the last!
Feng Baobao is at best a new recruit in front of them.
Especially when Stelle got into the trash can, with rotten banana peels in his hair, and carried a black plastic bag full of bacteria back to the table to eat, Zhang Chulan understood the true meaning of the word "disenchantment".
Just as he had lived for twenty years, the Liu Yanyan he met on their first date turned out to be a corpse-catching girl from western Hunan.
Sometimes he wonders if there is something wrong with his relationship with the opposite sex, so that Chat Group, who only has such a protagonist, cannot be normal.
Don't talk nonsense Lu Linglong, that girl movie is the type that I find most difficult to deal with. The family tradition is very good, but the inner spirit is a bit crazy.
Is it possible that my palace sand will never be broken in my lifetime?
No, this is it for now.
An opportunity to celebrate youth!
Gently shaking his hair to let the aura fall naturally, Zhang Chulan showed a refreshing expression and began to introduce himself, "This fairy!"
As if being hit by a Universiade, the spiraling Zhang Chulan hit the cherry blossom tree next to it. The violent impact caused the cherry blossoms that were already in full bloom to fall.
For a moment, the sky was filled with pink snow, and melodious tunes could be heard in my ears.
Ge Xiaolun reached out to catch a piece of falling powder snow, and Zhao Xin and Jarvan on the left and right posed under the huge Sun at noon, showing off their well-trained muscles.
"Garen, I just saw that cunning villain harassing you, so I came here to take a look."
"My name is Jarvan, and I am a prince."
"My name is Zhao Xin, and my ancestor is Zhao Yun."
Somehow he turned into a face carved from stone by Dali. After turning his superficial brother Zhang Chulan into a stepping stone, the three of them introduced themselves together as agreed.
"We are Demacia"
"Three gay guys in the grass."
"Who said that?"
Electric charges that are invisible to the naked eye are surging around, and thunder is traveling and galloping from the sky, falling across many worlds.
Boom!
In his own Legendary Comic story, Zhang Chulan is like Nine-Heavens Thunder God descending to earth. With a snap of his fingers, countless electric lights burst out, and silver snakes wrapped around Ge Xiaolun, Jarvan, and Zhao Xin.
Damn?!
Ge Xiaolun transformed into God King, entering fully armed mode in the clouds of Chaos and Order.
However, neither of them had the strength to turn this illusion into reality for too long, so they lost their strength within a few fights, dispersed the vision, and maintained their apparent calmness while confronting each other.
It's okay now. Although Ge Xiaolun is fine, the two idiots next to him have been electrocuted into afro hair and black skin. The three-person team looks as funny as possible.
As for Zhang Chulan, he gave up on himself because of the humiliation just now. His face was stained, and he wanted to drag Ge Xiaolun into the water with a sinister smile on his lips.
This trial has been completed by the interaction between teammates.
"Look, what I said is right, these friends are very interesting."
"What Huang Daoyou said is that he really has no airs at all."
What?!
Zhang Chulan and Ge Xiaolun looked at Roselle at the same time, and saw that the other party looked like he had expected that you losers would be embarrassed, and the corners of his mouth were raised along with his mustache.
"Both of them are famous people on Supreme Atlas. In fact, they are not aloof at all. Instead, they are very down-to-earth and humorous."
Roselle changed the nature of Cai Cai's behavior in an understatement. "The scenery is just right now, why don't we all go out together and enjoy the mountains, water, and Wan'er?"
"Zang Daoyou is really annoying." Jiang Wan'er turned his head shyly, and looked at Zhang Chulan and Ge Xiaolun with some admiration.
Yes
My brothers are also 'big shots' now, and they have become famous together with the big guys. Why do we still maintain the same mentality as before?!
The foreshadowing was laid in advance, Savior·Emperor Roselle is worthy of being a virgin!
'If it weren't for the favor that bought me with money, I really wouldn't want to deal with you embarrassing guys.' Roselle saw the adoring eyes of those people, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously.
Somehow, this Jiang Wan'er suited his taste, and Roselle fell in love with her at the first sight in the crowd.
It's a pity that he is the support today and has to help these four rookies, otherwise he really wants to have an in-depth discussion with Jiang Wan'er in this other world.
"The slave family has overstepped its bounds."
Jiang Wan'er smiled slightly, and took out a silk scarf to wipe the black dust and dead skin on Zhao Xin and Jarvan's faces. She then stretched out her hand to twist the petals in Ge Xiaolun and Zhang Chulan's hair, took out the ointment and applied it on them.
They are obviously four independent souls, but at this moment, the pain and heartbeat are synchronized, and they are greedy for the tenderness and warmth brought by that person.
This is it.
Heart-pounding feeling?
In Hakurei Shrine's Historical Void, Su Lin straightened his somewhat messy hair and his clothes that were wrinkled from rolling on the ground, and slowly walked out of the air to the outside world.
"I almost had a myocardial infarction from laughing so hard." Su Lin exhaled.
Meng Qi is holding Glazed Lamp, which illuminates the darkness, with his eyes half open and half closed, with a trace of compassion in his stunned eyes.
He watched Ge Xiaolun, Zhang Chulan and the others and 'Jiang Wan'er' come to a remote corner and have a few drinks.
Later, the drunken Jiang Wan'er used restraint to separate the space and proposed to the five people to practice together.
Several people were disillusioned at first. Zhang Chulan gritted his teeth and left with tears and disappointment in his eyes.
Immediately, Jiang Wan'er explained that this technique only requires taking off clothes and holding hands with each other, so that you can feel the temptation of bliss without the need to reconcile the yin and yang of the physical body with just your spiritual consciousness.
Several naked Han Empires, wearing only their underpants, were breathing heavily, sitting cross-legged on the ground, forming a circle, holding hands.
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Looking at Zhang Chulan, whose nostrils were dilating and contracting due to excitement and anticipation, Meng Qi, who originally thought she could resist the temptation and fished him out, fell into silence and sympathy.
More than ten seconds later.
"This wine is so strong. I'm sorry, fellow Daoists, but I don't have the strength to maintain my magical powers." Jiang Wan'er fell into the arms of several people.
The restriction failed, and several rough men with bare upper bodies and a fairy who covered the key parts with silk satin appeared in a small forest.
Originally, this was nothing. The invited guests, as long as they were not ordinary people, would have their spiritual senses converged to the extreme.
At this moment, several Heroic Spirits and gods and demons wearing Monocle rushed out from the Cave-Heaven that was fighting each other, destroying all the surrounding trees like a whirlwind.
At a wedding banquet, what would people think of a half-dressed fairy and five Han Empire surrounding her?
Without the cover, Cave-Heaven in the sky, the hidden small world around it, and the guests sitting on the table in the main venue were attracted by the huge movement, and they turned their attention here one after another.
"There are obscene demons here too"
"What kind of behavior do you have?"
"Xiao Yan."
"My newly made aphrodisiac was not mixed in the wedding candy."
"Have you really practiced?"
Countless voices were whispering.
Zhang Chulan saw the old master twirling the beard on his chin. After looking at him for a few times, he shook his head with a meaningful smile.
"Oh, it's better not to harm that girl Linglong."
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In modern society, there must be a bunch of people taking pictures with their mobile phones at this time, but now, everyone is holding a Myriad Worlds General Knowledge Talisman in their hands.
With the emergence of Dharma Power light.
Zhang Chulan began to think about the meaning of life, the universe and the world, as if Sage time.
Finally he came to a conclusion.
The future is Nihility.
In a trance, the entire world in his eyes turned into a piece of paper, and a swirling purple darkness suddenly appeared in the sky, and everything around him was enveloped by Chaos.
"IX"
Yellow Springs looked at Zhang Chulan who had disappeared and took a bite of the peach with doubt.
With a bang, looking at Jiang Wan'er disappearing in the smoke, Ge Xiaolun and the others, who were ashen-faced, slowly typed a question mark on Gensokyo's mini-map.
"I made a mistake. I thought it was a wedding banquet, so I originally planned to ruin my reputation on a small scale, but now I have ruined my reputation on a large scale."
Jiang Mingzi smiled slightly guiltily, "It seems that their luck is not very good."
The goal was exceeded. Originally I only wanted to recruit one unlucky guy, but five came.
However, Jiang Mingzi didn't expect the legal fighter who appeared just now. He glanced at the mask around his waist and touched his chin with half-squinted eyes.
The original plan was just to let the people around me see it, but now it has become the focus of everyone.
Some beings who could see into the true nature of Jiang Mingzi's soul also cast their gaze, so he retreated first.
This otherworldly place is really full of powerful people, including the previous Ge Xiaolun and Zhang Chulan, who have also entered a particularly powerful state, but the duration is a little shorter.
"If they put their eyes on me in that state, they should be able to see something, right?"
"After all, you are thinking with your lower body."
Su Lin glanced at Jiang Mingzi, who still maintained the image of a daughter, and spoke and behaved without any violation, and began to think about whether he would digest it immediately if he drank Angel level Potion from Assassin Sequence.
The other party has long been able to instigate, seduce, and create Catastrophe.
"My cultivation level has improved, but my Daoist heart is still as unstable as before?" Meng Qi still couldn't help but laugh, "Haha. It can be said to let the two of them have a long memory."
From the time he came into contact until his reputation was ruined, he had at least several opportunities to leave. In the end, he couldn't accept the physical multi-person movement. Instead, he heard that the method of spiritual communication revealed his true nature.
Meng Qi feels that she has never been so horny in her two previous lives when she was single.
"It's not like I used any coercion. He is still a gentleman who is burning with desire."
Jiang Mingzi joked, "In my previous games, some people would use coercion after being bossed. It was just a matter of softness and hardness~"
In the year 500 AD, Jiang Mingzi, the most powerful seeker of Dharma in the world, who was the most powerful person in ancient and modern times, once transformed into a daughter and was chased by a group of passing officers and soldiers.
A defeated army is not as good as a bandit, and a deserted soldier is a thief. In this chaotic era, soldiers and bandits are one family. Seeing that the daughter transformed by Jiang Mingzi is very charming and frivolous, he naturally wants to take her by force and live happily in this wilderness.
In this case, Jiang Mingzi will often kill the other party in a playful way after he reveals his desires and evil thoughts.
Although the main purpose at that time was to use blood energy to lure out the great supernatural power user who turned into a corpse in the Wangchuan Academy, in the daily game of the human world, this method of passing time and enjoying life was also often used.
"Fellow Daoist, do you understand the joy of my way of enjoying this?"
Returning to the previous topic, Jiang Mingzi, who was drunk and had already refined most of his immortal energy, asked Su Lin's opinion with great interest.
"I probably understand, but I'm not interested." Su Lin shrugged. "Rather than letting people lose their reputation, I still prefer to watch blood flow into a river."
"I thought fellow Daoists would just have a whim and experience it immediately." Jiang Mingzi was a little surprised and said with a smile:
"I believe that I will be as young and beautiful as my daughter after I transform into my daughter, but with my Daoist background, I may not be able to do that after transforming into my daughter. Huh?"
"Oh, judging by the look and performance of fellow Daoist, I guess you have already tried it."
"Disrespect, disrespect."
"I have never taken the initiative to try it." Su Lin looked at the smart man in front of him with a smile, and at the same time glanced at Meng Qi over there.
He remembered that before he woke up from the dream of Klein, he used You Go to Heaven to modify reality for the first time. Those present at that time should not have had Remembrance.
What's special about Cause of All Fruits?
Still say.
"Don't look at Pindao like this. The previous chat in the group Record saved the photo of the woman, combined with the remaining clues and the Light God Power."
Meng Qi teased, but after seeing the long sword slowly drawn out behind Su Lin, he coughed again:
"That's why Pindao asked fellow Daoist Jiang to relieve your knot today. What a big deal."
"Imitate Huai Shi, I'm used to wearing skirts."
That is, how much time has passed.
The corners of Su Lin's mouth gradually rose, and the surrounding air gradually solidified. At this moment, sobs came from the image of Glazed Lamp Reflection in Meng Qi's hand.
On the edge of a cliff near Hakurei Shrine, a pale-faced Ge Xiaolun was hugging his knees, awake with runny nose and wiping tears.
Su Lin:"."
Meng Qi:"."
No, man.
"From now on, I will never have any luck with women in all the worlds, and the magic tool Tony made for me to pick up girls is useless."
Ge Xiaolun covered his head and sighed, "It's boring, I just want to fall in love. Now those female monsters look at me like I'm a pervert."
It is said that mourning is greater than death, Ge Xiaolun stood up and cursed.
"It's better to go back to the dormitory and stir up trouble."
Of course, this is angry talk.
But I probably don't have the face to stay any longer, even if Meng Qi sends me a message now, saying that the post has been deleted.
"Goodbye, this world."
He now wants to return to his own world and find his own guardian Angel. There are a bunch of bad women out there and they are not suitable for him.
Ge Xiaolun looked up at the sky, sighing again and again, and finally, when he was about to take out Cross-Boundary Talisman.
"Your clothes fell off where they were just now."
An ethereal and melodious voice came from behind.
Ge Xiaolun turned around and saw a very familiar person. No, not familiar.
Evernight-like long head, white-gold eyes, and a face so perfect that there is no trace of flaws is the mysterious woman who had been seen in Chat Group and appeared in the dream of Klein.
"." Ge Xiaolun was ashamed at first, and then showed a desperate expression. "You'd better stay away from people like me, and don't talk to me."
"Why?" the black-haired woman asked.
"I am a pervert in the eyes of others."
Ge Xiaolun laughed at himself, "You just saw us and that fairy"
"No one will care." The black-haired woman said, "That's Aha pretending to be. Everyone knows that you have been tricked."
"Really?!"
"Really, otherwise how could I dare to come over and give you the clothes?"
She raised her slender arms, threw all Ge Xiaolun's clothes over, and left without looking back.
It was like a ray of light falling from the hazy sky, shining in the dark and humid corner.
Ge Xiaolun watched the other party leave in a daze, then looked at the clothes on the ground, and suddenly woke up.
"Good boy. Did you forget to ask her name?"
Not far away, Su Lin snapped his fingers, and the black-haired woman collapsed into a ball of mist, revealing Meng Qi as the human skeleton inside.
Casting illusions is already the bottom line.
Jiang Mingzi floated in the air and asked doubtfully, "It doesn't matter if the body changes, right?"
"I'm a normal person, and you don't understand." Su Lin said expressionlessly:
"At that time, someone will attack my body."
(End of chapter)