The next day, in the early morning, the sky was bright and the golden glow of the morning sun washed the courtyard.
The fragrance of vegetation blew in from the window gap with the wind, and the coolness of some water vapor fell on Huai Shi's face. His eyelids twitched, but the next second, his arms tensed up and Distortion convulsed.
The lush green plants in the courtyard outside the house came to life, absorbing Fountain of Life and then came in a steady stream. After a while, Huai Shi seemed to break free from the ghost bed, sat up suddenly and began to breathe.
"I'm still alive?!"
"The clothes are not torn?!"
"Not pregnant?!"
After some inspection, Huai Shi looked as happy as after a disaster.
Playing the traditional sound of death Disaster Musician, for the first time I tasted how destructive the death heavy metal music style can be!
Since there is no KTV atmosphere light, I used Confucian Sage's Eye and Pregnancy Gaze as lights.
Letting Spectator perform Soul Rebirth Band's abortion chorus while pregnant is so damn beastly. Even the judges of the Hell Music Association would roll their eyes and curse out immorality, and realize what the real Hell is!
What makes Huai Shi confused the most is that he, the lead musician, is obviously switching songs like crazy, but from Bach Mozart and Beethoven, and finally the two-dimensional skewering from Erquan Yingyue to Senbonzakura, Dharma King Fortune, Elizabeth, Nero can all find entry points.
'Big G' successfully occupied the props lent by 'Little Dora' to 'Kuma'. Under the influence of Small World Audio, Soul King Brook's bones have been ground into powder by the rhythm of Great Dao.
"Alas!"
Huai Shi was a little anxious. He remembered that he had started a live broadcast to earn rice before taking the stage yesterday, hoping that his account would not lose followers seriously.
"I promise not."
Myriad Worlds General Knowledge Talisman, who was holding Crow, said, "After listening to it, everyone will become Zombie fans, and there is no way to cancel it. This is the same as the negative review rate of parachute."
That's good, at least the data should still look good.
In fact, Dharma King Fortune's singing has the effect of destroying Inner Demon. When Spectator wakes up, it should lose not only Remembrance but also various negative emotions, which can be regarded as a fan benefit for the host.
Huai Shi Comfort yourself and use the spiritual victory method to prevent yourself from being swallowed up by guilt.
"Wait."
"When did you come back?"
This chip bird had run away before. When I woke up, I saw her for the first time. Huai Shi thought that Sun had not risen from the west.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu But I risked my life to come back for you, otherwise you would still be lying dead in Eientei with your eyes closed," Crow covered his face with his wings and sobbed, revealing one eye:
"Is it possible that I have to save the little puppy a thousand times before you believe in me?"
Don't hate me.
Huai Shi, who realized that he had not had any alcohol or food at the wedding, so that he could not even vomit out the overnight meal, endured the loss and speechlessness caused by this wave of blood loss, closed his eyes and wanted to go back to sleep.
However, as soon as he lay down, a solemn and luxurious woman appeared next to the pillow, with a pair of faintly shining eyes staring at him intently.
Huai Shi:"."
He rubbed his eyes and opened them again. Everything just seemed like an illusion. There was only a black Crow sleeping with him.
Change it for me!!!
Why doesn't change?!
"This line is the top one of the most infatuated love words on the hot search list in the world, and you didn't react at all?" Crow jumped aside and slapped him in the face with Universal Knowledge.
Huai Shi could only get up from the ground angrily. "You sent it back to me?"
"Of course not!" Crow raised his head and said decisively, "Sister, I was busy leading the way for our God Almighty best friend Demoness, tsk, it's a pity that I didn't see ()() being beaten to the ground and brought back to do ()()."
If you have the guts to say your name, please don't spill your blood on me.
As soon as this idea came to his mind, Huai Shi saw a man with black hair, black eyes, and empty eyes next to him.
His expression suddenly changed, and he quickly covered Crow's mouth and stuffed it into his arms. At the same time, he smiled coquettishly, "Boss."
"Huh? You are so animalistic, do you want to take action against me, my sister?" Tongji came out of the man's mouth.
I wipe
In Huai Shi's confused eyes.
"I still know how to protect my sister, and I don't hurt you in vain." Crow jumped out again, hooked Huai Shi's chin with his wings teasingly, and said with satisfaction, "This is a one-to-one life-size doll."
"How did you get it?" Huai Shi asked in surprise.
Crow: "He can't fly if he escapes her pursuit."
Speak humanly.
"Didn't I tell you just now?"
Crow flew up and poked the face of 'Doll Su Lin' with its wings, and a sound between metal and wood came from above:
"My dear sister wanted to play disappearing earlier. Sister, I will lead the way for little sister Elaina to find someone. I also spent some money to get a toy figure with pretty good power transmission material."
"It's a pity that I didn't buy the Goddess of Light version. Why don't I have it?"
"Forget it, sister also wants to prevent the little domestic puppy from being tempted and leading astray."
She changed the subject and looked at Huai Shi with an expression on her face. "I'm all for your good."
Do you think I am Yuan Zhao?!
NoGay.
"If you two transform into lilies, sister and I will have no choice but to go find White Emperor's Son and have a fairy tale about Crow and the white dove falling in love~"
It's hard to imagine how much literature this woman has read on the Current Realm's Internet.
Crow took out an alchemy vial containing pure Pure Light substance. After looking at the image of the doll, it waved its wings to erase Su Lin's face and features to avoid any occult connection.
"Using the Heavenly Kingdom process to do some detailed processing, it is the new crystallization of our Heavenly Kingdom: Inversion·Rancher."
Referred to as OEM.
I hope that the old man named Crow can't see why and can live a peaceful life without being wanted for a few days.
Soon, Crow took the doll back and disappeared, and Huai Shi also pulled Door Opening.
"Good morning, boss. How long have you been here?"
"Does my appearance scare you?"
Su Lin asked.
"What? Oh, by the way, I'll give this back to you." Huai Shi took out a small ball with condensation of musical symbols and smiled hard, "The second half of the banquet was messed up, and the concert turned into a yin concert."
"I actually think it sounds pretty good and has a very post-modern style. Next time you can invite Comrade Adam to join us. He used to play RAP and can also integrate rap and rock." Su Lin sincerely suggested.
Huai Shi: "But I am a traditional Cello musician."
"Isn't Rawai still traditional and majestic?"
Faced with this doubt, Huai Shi could only cough dryly, but when Su Lin took out a pot and a shovel for him, he looked a little confused.
"Cook more when making breakfast." Su Lin said.
Huai Shi was confused. "Master Emiya."
"You're right, but the original Fite Stays Tonight is an adult text adventure game created by Type-Moon."
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Sorry, I, a minor, didn't think well.
It seems that two teenagers are missing from the group, and two more men have appeared.
Huai Shi turned around with the iron pot in hand and assumed the responsibility of taking charge of the spoon without any hesitation.
The rabbit monsters are serving the small tables set up for separate meals. Three dishes and one soup look very rich. In the past, Huai Shi didn't have enough money to have breakfast in the morning, but in front of these people
"Is it too late to regret it now?"
Huai Shi's legs felt weak. There was nothing he could do. As long as a cook saw these people in the room, no one would feel weak in his legs. Even Abyss the dark cooking masters in the cooking world would have to cry for mercy and crawl out.
Shi Hao, Sandora, Saber, and one or two of them can eat the food regardless of whether it is dark or poisonous.
Not to mention that the family members of the group members are also here, and Infinity still has people leaving the expanded space?!
"The self-service mode of the banquet is over. Now it's just about waking people up from their dreams and just making some light breakfast."
Klein took a sip of the milk coffee that was taken out of history and made Fooling come true, and said, "Don't worry, if it really doesn't work, I can use Projection to replace it for you."
What's more, Ye Fan's wallet couldn't stand the same ostentation. His savings were drained, and he didn't even have time to eat breakfast, so he took the people back to his own world first, saying that he was preparing to develop a wave of high-quality customers.
Shi Hao, on the other hand, had just come back. I don't know if it had something to do with his childish appearance. He became more playful and spent the whole night playing swordsmanship with the young swordsman Xianzhou.
"Klein, you are serious, I cry to death."
To avoid a tragic fate, Huai Shi couldn't help but shed tears. However, why are the people around him moving away from this area?
"Oh, I played fortune-telling all night and made the train conductor angry." March 7th rubbed his eyes. "Pom-Pom has a multi-system breakfast, so I finished it early and went back to bed."
"I heard from A-Jun that you are Taiyi? It's the little fresh-faced style that little girls like nowadays." Lin Xue observed curiously.
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Compared to fresh meat, it looks more like old bacon. No, it can't be considered an ordinary smoked product, it should be regarded as Jinhua ham.
Huai Shi has a clear positioning of his current worth, that is, he suffered the loss of the era's recognition, otherwise he might have gathered Cullinan Fragment earlier on the Internet, even if Cullinan did not, at least Maybach
Speaking of Maybach, why is Lu Mingfei here?
Huai Shi had doubtful eyes, while Lu Mingfei had a dark face, covering his head and sitting on the cotton mat, facing the disdainful gaze of Su Lin directly opposite him.
"123, read after me, you are a dragon" Klein said.
Lu Mingfei raised his head in confusion. "Am I a dragon?"
"You are Milk Dragon."
"You are the one who is Milk Dragon!!!"
"The psychological age-oriented animation of the enlightenment education level is very suitable for you." Klein shrugged.
Su Lin clapped his hands violently.
As if he was being humiliated, Lu Mingfei scolded Klein: "You don't even have a girlfriend, and you haven't even kissed a girl on the mouth!"
Sakura-senpai is so ugly
Even if you are thrown ashore, as a cowherd you must always remain elegant. Besides
"Klein's first kiss is gone." Huai Shi said something fair.
Klein:"?"
Su Lin:"?"
Lu Mingfei:"?"
No dude, why are you staring at me like that?!
Xiao Yan opened his mouth. "I know that China will gradually open up as time goes by, but I didn't expect you to be so open."
"I didn't expect to see Danmei in reality." Feng Xiaoxiao blushed, covering Little Madoka's eyes, and swallowed. "Thank you for the hospitality."
What have you watched over the years as the reincarnation of Nuwa?
NoGay! NoGay! NoGay friends!
Do we need to talk about important things three times?!
And Huai Shi doesn't know why even Klein showed a surprised expression. The narrative on Book of Fate was written clearly Chuchu, who was in Marvel Universe at that time.
"Didn't Nyaruko kiss you in the end?" Huai Shi asked.
Klein began to maintain the ability of Faceless, but the scene Remembrance that was regarded as a dream within a dream in Dream World gradually emerged in his mind.
March 7th curiously asked, "Is Nyaruko the girlfriend of teacher Gehrman?"
"Are you as messy as Greece in terms of mythology?" Lin Xue asked in confusion.
"There must be some misunderstanding here." Klein said calmly, "For that kind of Mythological Creature, it is unreasonable to use our human feelings and thoughts to figure it out."
"I'll just tell you why Nyarlathotep chose to side with us in the end!"
Su Lin suddenly realized Satori, looked at Klein with emotion, and shouted loudly, "It turns out you were the one selling the ditch. Was it you who succeeded in the strategy?"
Be reasonable.
There must be something fishy about this matter.
But Su Lin selectively ignored those strange things and recalled his inspiration when he saw Outer Deity and Servant surrounding Klein at Type-Moon.
"Yog·Sothos and Shub·Nicholas both have the image of beautiful girls and have many incarnations in all the worlds. The next time you go on a blind date."
"I refuse."
He would rather go back and go through the process and have a meal with Justice, Sharron, and Queen Mystic. While chatting about the anecdotes he had seen during this period and stabilizing his humanity, he could at least see the gritted teeth of the unscrupulous capitalist boss Huang Tao.
When working as a programmer at Dream World, at least six of the seven days are from 9 to 9!
"Brother Xiao Yan, have you been on a blind date before time travel?" Xun'er asked.
"I was busy with work and life all day long." Xiao Yan shook his head.
Xun'er glanced at Yun Yun and others who were sitting not far away, paused for a moment on Xiao Yi Xian, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and whispered, "Then do you want to try a blind date in the future?"
No, what, Xun'er What you are saying now is a bit not good.
Xiao Yan naturally knew that during this period, Xun'er and Xiao Yi Xian were very close, and Cai Lin seemed to have acquiesced in something, but it was a bit embarrassing to mention it at this time, especially since it attracted the attention of a terrifying person named Su.
"Fellow Daoist Su, this hobby is really unique." Jiang Mingzi held his chin and thought to the side with a smile.
Do you want to go back and arrange a similar event for Huizai?
It seems to be a bit interesting, after all, the game of being ruined has been played, but if it is the right woman around, that is, another female disciple under Three True Methods.
But if you want to influence the future from the past, and you don't know where the other person's ancestors are, it's not easy to bury the incident in advance.
Why don't you try choosing Haishan?
It just so happens that I am very familiar with their ancestor Hai Huayao, so it would be nice to get in touch with each other. Of course, it is just for fun, and I will not be responsible if I really become this Immortal.
As for gender
"Fellow Daoist Su, can you sell me that bottle of Potion that can turn into a woman?"
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Su Lin, who was staring at Xiao Yan, turned his head, saw the smile on the corner of Jiang Mingzi's mouth, raised his thumb and said, "I'll give it to you."
(End of chapter)