Laozi and the Green Ox

"Yeah, brother, I'm begging you—let me off. Turn those two bastards back already. They're making me sick."

Ye Fan spoke up too. Jiang Ming's sex-changing technique was terrifying. Those two bastards had changed far too thoroughly, and they had no shame about it.

Ye Fan was horrified. He feared that one day he might start liking men.

"I hope you two learn your lesson. There are countless cultivation methods in this world. Your founder's method was never meant to be practiced like this. Later generations twisted her teachings. It was originally meant to help couples cultivate together, but in your hands, it became a method for lechers.

"As for the Goddess Furnace, Emperor Hengyu originally forged it for your founder. Unfortunately, her descendants used it for evil. As Emperor Hengyu's descendant, I'm taking it back. Otherwise, your descendants might get their hands on a Heritage Saint Weapon and repeat your crimes."

Jiang Ming glanced at the two of them as he spoke.

"Yes, yes. You're right about everything. We yield."

"Exactly. You should take back the weapon. You're Emperor Hengyu's descendant, after all."

Yan Yixi and Li Tian immediately answered with perfect obedience.

The two of them were all coy smiles and alluring gestures. Perhaps they had spent too much time around women; every movement was seductive. Even Jiang Ming's face twitched at the sight.

"Σ_(∠) Blech!"

Ye Fan could not hold it in anymore. He turned away and retched. Who could know what he had endured these past six months?

"Off you go!"

Jiang Ming swept his sleeve, releasing the seal imposed by Yin-Yang Reversal. The two returned to their original forms.

The next moment, they looked at each other and threw themselves into a jubilant brotherly embrace.

They tried to hug Ye Fan too, but he dodged at