The Entire Entertainment Industry Can Hear Me Going Crazy

[Preorder: After the Socially Anxious Villainous Cannon Fodder's Act Falls Apart; synopsis at the bottom]

Ning Luo possesses one of modern young people's greatest virtues: emotional stability.

He goes crazy with remarkable consistency.

But he only dares to lose his mind internally. On the outside, he still looks like a shy, innocent young man.

Then, after an accident, he transmigrates into a notorious, scandal-ridden idol in the entertainment industry who shares his exact name.

Recalling the original owner's endless self-destructive antics and eventual cannon-fodder ending, Ning Luo falls silent.

Madness! Utter madness!

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Recently, quite a few people in the entertainment industry have discovered a shocking secret.

They can read minds!

And the mind they can read belongs to Ning Luo, the troublemaking idol himself.

Director Wang utterly despises Ning Luo, who got into the production through connections. One day, while dining with an investor and preparing to sign a contract, he suddenly hears Ning Luo's shrill internal scream.

Ahhh, why would you sign a contract without doing a background check?! Director Wang, are you mentally okay? This investor is a habitual money launderer!

This production is doomed, and I won't survive either. Heh heh, hahaha-if you're going to die, don't drag me down with you. I'll go find another job!

Director Wang: "..."

Sure enough, just days later, the investor was exposed in a major scandal, and Director Wang narrowly escaped disaster.

Director Wang immediately seeks Ning Luo out. "You're Ning Luo, right? Have you found your next job yet? If not, I'll recommend some projects for you. Take your pick!"

Ning Luo: ?

Something this good can happen?

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Ning Luo goes to a film studio for a recording, where actor Lin Yanyi accidentally hears his thoughts.

This actor is so handsome, but why is he so much taller than me? Handsome guy, I won't touch you for now-barely restraining myself. Once I drink more milk and grow another two inches-runs a hand through his hair-you'll definitely be captivated by my charm-lowers voice-sexy deep voice.

Plenty of people had complimented his looks, but this was the first compliment this absurd.

Lin Yanyi is silent for several seconds, but his expression abruptly changes when he hears the next thought.

Wait, no. I remember he gets disfigured later. It seems to be because of an explosion on set.

Lin Yanyi does not believe such nonsense about foreseeing the future. Yet when an explosion occurs on set three days later and the props really do malfunction, he is prepared despite his disbelief and narrowly avoids catastrophe.

Afterward, he goes straight to Ning Luo. "Master, what other disasters await me? Please tell me."

"I understand that fortune-telling shouldn't be done for free. Thirty million for one piece of information-is that okay? Or name your price!"

The refusal on Ning Luo's lips goes down with a gulp.

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One day, Ning Luo actually gets the chance to meet the Best Actor.

Holy shit, husband!

He is so perfectly Ning Luo's type! A pinpoint strike on every preference!

Best Actor Lu Tingzhou pauses and looks toward Ning Luo, who remains dazzling even among a crowd of celebrities.

Ahhh, husband looked at me!

The corners of Lu Tingzhou's thin lips curve up slightly, finding it amusing.

The next second-

Husband, even if your family stabs you in the back, your friends betray you, and your subordinates sell you out, you aren't out of options.

You still have one road left: the road to death.

Lu Tingzhou's smile instantly vanishes, and he narrows his eyes.

Later, Lu Tingzhou learns that Ning Luo calls every man who fits his personal aesthetic preferences "husband."

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[[[After the Socially Anxious Villainous Cannon Fodder's Act Falls Apart]]]

Shi Xinghan transmigrates into a world formed by the fusion of three novels. He is the repeatedly exploited cannon fodder within them, and he is also bound to an unreliable rookie system.

In the days ahead, he will make wild declarations and fight the eldest brother of the Dot Family for the inheritance, only to be set up and lose so badly that he becomes a laughingstock in the industry;

He will compete with the second brother of the Ruin Family for a lover, drug him, and be demeaned until he is utterly worthless;

He will oppose Huo Ling of the Jin Family at every turn, using every vile method possible, only to reap what he sows and meet a miserable end.

Shi Xinghan, who suffers from severe social anxiety, is already curling his toes into the floor. Help, this is absolute hell for an introvert!

System: "Host, I could tell at a glance that you have the makings of a vicious cannon fodder. Don't hold back-go for it boldly!"

Shi Xinghan: "..."

He wants to die, but feels that someone else deserves to die more.

Still, in order to return home, he has to keep following the plot. His villainous persona cannot collapse-clenches fist.

Except...

Why is the plot falling apart so fast?!

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1. At a banquet, a drunken Shi Xinghan challenges his eldest brother's authority, openly declares his dissatisfaction, and threatens to teach him a lesson.

The eldest brother of the Shi Family dismisses the people trying to stop them and asks coldly, "Oh? Is that so? Then what do you intend to do?"

The tipsy Shi Xinghan racks his brain and comes up with the most vicious punishment imaginable. "I'll throw him into a hall full of ten thousand people and make him give an improvised speech onstage!"

The eldest brother of the Shi Family: "..."

System: "Just tell me-isn't that vicious?"

2. Shi Xinghan drugs the top from the Ruin Family. Watching the other man's fierce gaze, as if he wants to devour him alive, Shi Xinghan swallows hard, overcomes his fear of humans, and threatens him rather aggressively: "W-What are you looking at? H-Hurry up and take off your clothes!"

His voice stammers, his face is bright red, and every time the Ruin Family's top moves, Shi Xinghan recoils as though burned. He curls himself into a trembling ball and glares at him with watery eyes.

The second brother of the Shi Family and the Ruin Family's top, who burst through the door: "...?"

Who exactly is forcing whom here?

System: "Just tell me-isn't that excessive?"

3. Shi Xinghan and the system struggle desperately to force the plot forward, only for it to collapse beyond all recognition.

One person and one system stare at the share-transfer agreement handed over by the eldest brother of the Shi Family, then at the seven-figure monthly allowance the second brother has transferred to Shi Xinghan's phone, and burst into tears while hugging each other.

Shi Xinghan chokes out, "Our efforts were like dog farts."

The system consoles him. "Don't lose heart, Host. There's still one left!"

It does not matter that everyone else has gone off the rails-Shi Xinghan thinks Huo Ling can still be saved.

After all, in the original plot, the original owner repeatedly humiliated Huo Ling and even called him a disgusting mad dog.

Imitating the original owner, Shi Xinghan tries every possible way to humiliate Huo Ling. He makes the future favored son of heaven kneel to put on his shoes, plants a foot on Huo Ling's shoulder, yanks his hair with one hand, and looks down at him arrogantly.

He appears calm, but his hands are trembling.

Forced to raise his head, his scalp aching from the pull, Huo Ling stares at Shi Xinghan for a long while from where he kneels. His Adam's apple bobs, and he laughs hoarsely. "All right."

Those hands firmly grasp Shi Xinghan's ankle and slowly hook beneath the edge of his white thigh-high sock.

Shi Xinghan trembles even harder, shivering together with the system.

P-Pervert!

Seeing that the plot has collapsed this badly, the system discusses it with Shi Xinghan, and the two decide to run away.

System: "I still have enough energy to send you back to your original world, Host!"

They immediately agree. Shi Xinghan promptly packs his bags and prepares to leave.

Only to run into Huo Ling at the door.

Huo Ling, whom he has humiliated and mistreated in every possible way, smiles as he walks toward him step by step. Cool lips brush against Shi Xinghan's ear, and his voice carries a sick, obsessive fixation as he enunciates each word:

"Where do you think you're going, Xingxing?"

Only later does Shi Xinghan learn that Huo Ling can hear his conversations with the system.

"..."

A complete social death scene.

Forced to sit on Huo Ling's lap, he pushes at him. "D-Don't bite anymore. I'm not leaving..."

Huo Ling's voice is low and husky. "Baby, why don't you call me a mad dog anymore?"

Shi Xinghan: Y-You're insane! QAQ!!

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