Open Up, Professor Ji! Your Husband's Here!

[A hopeless romantic bottom who thinks he's a top vs. a refined, seemingly upright but emotionally aloof top]

[Two male leads, both each other's first / A trendy Beijing neighborhood security guard vs. a professor from a scholarly family, newly returned from abroad]

P.S. Heads-up: the supporting couple gets their own chapters later on, starting around Chapter 105.

Cheng Yue never thought he had bad luck-until the relationship he'd entered after careful consideration still ended with him getting cheated on.

After some painful soul-searching, he takes his best buddy's advice and sets out, bold and brimming with confidence, to finally lose his virginity on his twenty-seventh birthday.

But one wrong move leaves him with a lifetime of regret.

After a wild night, Cheng Yue braces his aching lower back and bravely reports for duty despite the pain.

Then he looks up-and discovers just how small the world can be when you're trying to avoid someone.

If you asked Cheng Yue to name the most embarrassing moment of his life,

he would absolutely want to erase this one from existence forever.

Seeing the other man's lips curl upward, Cheng Yue, Security Guard Extraordinaire, grits his teeth and puts on a dangerously professional smile. "Welcome home, sir!"

With one hand on the steering wheel, Ji Huaijin smiles as warmly as a spring breeze. "Would you like a five-star review?"

Cheng Yue's composure shatters completely: Get lost!!!!

This is a clichéd love story in which a twist of fate brings two people together, mutual lust takes hold, and sparks fly.

Also known as: The Unmentionable Adventures of a Domineering Top (✗) Security Guard and a Shrewd (✓) Professor.