Zhou Jingcheng said weakly, "Get someone else to drive."
Bosses in Heaven lived up to his name. Bad luck.
The bespectacled guy hurriedly pulled over and apologized repeatedly.
Shi Zhongye waved as he laughed. "It's fine, it's fine. What did you do wrong? Hahahahaha!"
Xiao Yuan couldn't drive, Shi Zhongye was having too much fun to want a replacement, and Zhou Jingcheng had basically taken a bath in the car, so he couldn't drive either.
Shi Jihan was appointed in a crisis and switched seats with the bespectacled guy. "I'll drive. Don't worry, I just got my license."
The car began moving steadily down the road, gradually picking up speed.
With no more entertainment to watch, Shi Zhongye regretfully unscrewed his bottle of mineral water and tipped his head back for a drink.
"Thunk, thunk, thunk."
The car sped over three speed bumps in a row.
Shi Jihan cried, "Aah! Sorry, I didn't see them!"
Too late.
Wave after wave of water from the bottle poured into Shi Zhongye's nose. With every jolt from the speed bumps, he got splashed a full three times.
Shi Zhongye cursed, "Shi Ji—gulp—you fucking—gulp gulp—holy shit, gulp gulp gulp!"
Zhou Jingcheng thoroughly enjoyed the show. "Haha."
Chapter 47
Shi Zhongye nearly drowned in the car, getting an artificial whitewater rafting experience courtesy of the thumping speed bumps.
He got a free face wash. Water streamed from his eyes, nostrils, and ears, converging into a single flow like the magnificent Huangguoshu Waterfall during high-water season.
Seeing this, Xiao Yuan cautiously pulled up the hem of his hoodie into a cloth pouch, transforming himself into a human catch basin to receive the waterfall's gift.
Water pooled in the hoodie before slowly seeping through. Shi Zhongye gulped and asked, "What are you—gulp—gulp gulp—doing?!"
Xiao Yuan looked at