Only Shi Jihan was stuck in the awkward position of being his younger brother. The two had only started spending time together again after many years, and he couldn't get a read on his third brother's thoughts. He had already prepared himself for a battle of wits.
Of course Shi Jihan dared to dream. He was a great dreamer, and he eagerly raised his hand. "Can we eat the chickens in that pen?"
Shi Zhongye said, "Shi Jihan, there's no point in being picky. Our conditions are what they are, okay? Okay??"
Shi Jihan's eyes sparkled. "Isn't there a reservoir behind the mountain? Can we go fishing tonight? They must have planted plenty of sweet potatoes in the fields too. We can roast them in the fire, bury them in the soil, then eat baked sweet potatoes."
Praise the rural getaway!
At the mention of fishing, Xiao Yuan's eyes lit up.
Shi Zhongye continued, "Okay? Okay?"
No, this was completely different from what he had imagined.
Where was the nitpicking? The battle of wits? The dissatisfied younger brother?
Why was this guy's head full of food?!
With a loud gulp, Shi Jihan swallowed hard.
Wonderful. He had already arranged ten different ways for the chickens in the yard to die. All that remained was to get them on the table.
While everyone was still enthusiastically discussing whether those chickens deserved to die, a passerby's spoiler video was uploaded online.
[Title: I came to a temple to offer incense in broad daylight and ran into a lunatic. How could someone be both handsome and
funny
at the same time? Hahahahaha]
The blogger who posted the video was a minor influencer. Some of their followers came across it and stopped to watch.
The more they watched, the stranger it felt.
Wait,