As Long as I Have No Morals, Konoha Can't Touch Me!
Chapter 209

Who Says Uchiha Ye Can't Do It?

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At the same time, the fireworks on New Year's Eve had already gone off, and the debris from the firecrackers in the clan's land were swept all over the ground by the warm wind from the geothermal heat.

The snow on the eaves was dripping down, and occasionally a few naughty children who hadn't slept enough were running around in the wet mud, making a lot of noise.

Obito wrapped himself into a silkworm chrysalis and lay on the tatami, his eyes as wide as bells, staring at the cracks in the ceiling.

Turning over, turning over again, the pancakes are not as diligent as him.

I even forgot to take off the goggles on my forehead.

My mind is filled with all the nonsense that happened during the day Shopping Street.

When buying the bunch of three-color dumplings, Lin turned to him and smiled.

Just for a moment, with his eyes bent, he held two bamboo sticks in his hands, the syrup on the tips of the sticks was illuminated by the lantern. "Obito, I left a bunch for you!"

Later, a naughty child broke his knee on the roadside, and Lin knelt down to bandage it.

The child cried loudly, and Lin took out a very delicately packaged candy from her pocket and comforted her.

When Lin was waiting for the medicine bag, Obito hurriedly reached out to help pick it up, but Lin's fingertips accidentally touched the back of his hand.

What the hell... just this one touch, the warmth didn't dissipate for half a night, burning directly through the heart along the back of my hand!

"Am I really sick?"

Obito threw himself into the pillow and let out a desperate groan.

Mangekyō Sharingan can even distort time and space, but when he saw a girl's smiling face, his computer crashed on the spot.

What kind of Kekkei Genkai is this?

What's the use of opening your eyes? You can't even control your own heartbeat!

He sat up suddenly.

The quilt slid down, and the cold wind blew up, and the boiling paste in my brain finally cooled down a bit.

It's New Year.

He is Obito Uchiha. Although he can run and jump now, he carries Mangekyo in his pocket and has the title Jonin in his name.

But if I just stay here and have fun, I will be kicked out sooner or later.

After all, Lin is also very popular in Konoha.

"New year, new atmosphere!"

Obito punched the tatami and gritted his teeth. "I have to stand up and be a real man!"

Just two seconds after shouting the heroic words, he quickly covered his mouth for fear of waking up the aunt next door.

Then, the fear came like a tide.

How to speak?

Rush up and shout "I like you" out of thin air?

What if I am rejected in person?

What if that white-haired bastard Kakashi sees it?

Send flowers?

Where can you get flowers on a snowy day? You can't go to Hokage Building to plant green belts in the middle of the night, right?

After giving him gifts, he bought some "Limited Edition Warm Treasure Talisman" for the few bucks in his pocket, and he almost didn't get arrested by the guards as a cultist.

Obito walked around the room for more than thirty times, almost losing his hair, which was not rich to begin with.

The clock on the wall is ticking at two o'clock.

If you knock on Lin's door at this time, you will definitely be regarded as a pervert and be directly cremated.

"We can only discuss it with that guy Kakashi first..."

Obito gritted his teeth, put on his coat, pulled down his goggles, and opened the door like a thief.

In the early hours of the morning, it was hard to see where one could reach out, and the hot water pipes under the ground were humming.

He followed the wall all the way to the door of Kakashi's house.

With my heart beating wildly, I hesitated for half a minute, and finally I raised my fingers and tapped the door panel three times.

It was quiet for a second, then with a "swish" sound, the door panel was opened with a clang.

Kakashi was holding a chicken coop on his head, half of his face was stuck in the mask, and his iconic dead fish eyes were gleaming with murderous intent.

"Obito?"

Kakashi has a dull, sleepy nasal voice, and the words are squeezed out one by one.

"You better have a reason to save Shinobi World. Otherwise I will save you now!"

Obito was so frightened that he took half a step back, his back hit the pillar with a bang, and his scalp was numb.

"Brother! Don't do anything! It's a big deal, a big deal that concerns my happiness for the rest of my life! Let's go, let's go, we have to go to Brother Ye to make a decision on this matter!"

Without any explanation, Obito dragged Kakashi, who was full of murderous eyes and extremely reluctant, through the snow all the way to Ye's yard.

As expected, there was an orange light on in the night room of the main house.

The two announced outside the door and pushed the door open.

As soon as I crossed the threshold, my dear, the fragrance of the best Longjing rushed straight into the Tianling Gai.

There were several teacups arranged neatly on the low table, and the heat was rising up. Ye Zheng was sitting cross-legged in front of the table, wearing a large yukata.

Seeing the two people who came late at night and almost got into a fight in the yard, I felt happy at night, with a feeling of "everything is under control" hanging on the corner of my mouth.

Obito's back tensed on the spot.

According to past experience, as long as Ye shows this expression, someone will definitely be tricked into losing their pants.

"Tell me, how much does it cost to buy a ring?"

Ye picked up the tea cup, took a sip, and said casually, "Let me declare in advance that my brothers will settle the accounts clearly and return home by the end of the nineteen months."

Obito The sole of his foot slipped and he almost fell to his knees on the threshold.

"What the hell... how did you know?!"

"Nonsense, knocking on the door at two o'clock in the morning during the Chinese New Year, either to borrow money or to borrow courage."

Ye put down the teacup and raised his eyelids slightly.

"Combined with the way you look at Lin recently... it has evolved from covert observation to a blatant and crazy stare. I still can't guess?"

Obito's old face suddenly caught fire, burning from the root of his neck to his eardrums.

He was like a duck being strangled by the neck. After holding it in for a long time, he finally gave in.

"I... I want to confess to Lin! But I don't know how to say it! I don't know what to buy either!"

The room fell into a deathly silence.

"Crack."

Kakashi The remaining arc on his hand suddenly went out.

The white-haired man leaned against the door frame, his dead eyes turned to the sky, and his face looked unreasonable.

"You came to ask us two about this kind of thing in the middle of the night?"

Kakashi pointed at himself and then at Ye, cruelly revealing the truth.

"I am single from birth and have never even held a girl's hand. As for him? He has no chance."

"Who the hell are you saying has no chance?"

At night, I knocked the tea cup with a clang.

Kakashi didn't give in, and stabbed into the main artery of the night.

"Uchiha Ye, fourteen years old, a solid bachelor, a pure insulator whose single experience is cleaner than his work resume."

"The most important thing you have done in your life that requires communication skills is to persuade those stubborn old men and women in your clan to take a back seat and enjoy your old age."

"Kakashi Hatake Believe it or not, I will rip off your head and use it as a chamber pot right now!"

The table was slapped on the spot that night.

Obito was caught in the middle, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

It's over, it's completely over.

He hired two single men who were clearer and stupider than himself to serve as dog-headed military advisors.

"Brother Ye, you... can you do it?"

Obito swallowed and asked desperately.

"What does it mean? Can't it? Remove the word '?' for me!"

Ye slapped her palm on the table and tea splashed all over the floor.

"I'm single, but that's because no wise man falls in love! It's because I look down on ordinary people, okay?"

He straightened the collar of his yukata and looked down at Obito with a look of compassion for a mentally retarded person.

"How difficult can it be for a simple love strategy?"

"Rasengan I can master it in a few days, Flying Thunder God I can also play well!"

"Even those micro-manipulations that can be called hellish difficulty..."

"What a perfect card with invincible frame-dodge full-screen ultimate moves, extremely fast stand-in counterattacks, and seamless basic attacks for unlimited combos."

"Even in the duel arena, even if the blood limit is one and three, I can know it at a glance, and I can fight smoothly and without any sloppiness!"

"Isn't it just a matter of having the skills to figure out a little girl's confession plan?"

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